There are certain things that people should die instantly for. One of them is locking your daughter up for years on end and doing unspeakable things. The other is eating black people because they taste good. This is your Daily Shit. Be prepared.
aww fuck,anyone see a filthy chick with matted hair,
hey guys meet me at mcdonalds, i like the white and the dark mcnuggets!
mr. miyagi noooooooooooooooooo!
uh... what's with the 50 seconds of dead-air at the end? conspiracy my ass...
Only call the cops if some cunt has been killed...soft cunts! ;)
When you hear shit like that,It makes you think about how good we got it.Then cunt calls your phone and your like,aaaah nevermind.
I give surfing lessons, here in So Cal. Periodically, someone always asks, "Are there sharks, here?" I always tell them that if sharks are a concern, you should perform a shark test, before paddling out. How is that done, you ask? Simple..Stick an index finger into the water and taste it. If it tastes salty, then there are sharks present.... Try it.
Yeah that fucker was 1 sick bastard I heard that he thru one of the infants that were still born down the incenerator ! Thats some serious buffolo bill shit man ! " It will rub the lotion on its skin or it will get the hose again"
I'M MY OWN GRANPAW
!!!LOL awesome someone got the joke!
The pic of Junior Soprano cracked me up. "Chinese guy goes to the optometrist. Doctor says 'you have a cataract.' Chinese guy says, 'No I don't, I have a Rincoln Continental.'"
Did any one notice the last 50 seconds of this clip or am I stoned again?
Where...what.... who.... why.........
You are what you eat?
That makes me a cunt.
wtf was those las 50 secs?
That last 50 sec. was jays way of fuck'n with the ADHD people. 50 sec of dead air, drives us crazy.
HOW DO YOU LOSE YOUR JOB GREG?????????????????????????
and it wAS 53 SECONDS FUCKERS