The daily shark attack mixed with some dude who needs to die

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Greg J.
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There are certain things that people should die instantly for. One of them is locking your daughter up for years on end and doing unspeakable things. The other is eating black people because they taste good. This is your Daily Shit. Be prepared.

17 Comments
  • skinafuckerrus April 28, 2008

    aww fuck,anyone see a filthy chick with matted hair,

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  • shimmery315 April 28, 2008

    hey guys meet me at mcdonalds, i like the white and the dark mcnuggets!

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  • insignificunt April 28, 2008

    mr. miyagi noooooooooooooooooo!

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  • insignificunt April 28, 2008

    uh... what's with the 50 seconds of dead-air at the end? conspiracy my ass...

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  • monoxide April 28, 2008

    Only call the cops if some cunt has been killed...soft cunts! ;)

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  • fetuswithaids April 28, 2008

    When you hear shit like that,It makes you think about how good we got it.Then cunt calls your phone and your like,aaaah nevermind.

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  • sleeko April 28, 2008

    I give surfing lessons, here in So Cal. Periodically, someone always asks, "Are there sharks, here?" I always tell them that if sharks are a concern, you should perform a shark test, before paddling out. How is that done, you ask? Simple..Stick an index finger into the water and taste it. If it tastes salty, then there are sharks present.... Try it.

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  • nh3kid April 28, 2008

    Yeah that fucker was 1 sick bastard I heard that he thru one of the infants that were still born down the incenerator ! Thats some serious buffolo bill shit man ! " It will rub the lotion on its skin or it will get the hose again"

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  • twirler April 28, 2008

    I'M MY OWN GRANPAW

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  • Greg J. April 28, 2008

    !!!LOL awesome someone got the joke!

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  • shredsnmeds April 28, 2008

    The pic of Junior Soprano cracked me up. "Chinese guy goes to the optometrist. Doctor says 'you have a cataract.' Chinese guy says, 'No I don't, I have a Rincoln Continental.'"

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  • ouch April 28, 2008

    Did any one notice the last 50 seconds of this clip or am I stoned again?

    Where...what.... who.... why.........

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  • mrmidas April 28, 2008

    You are what you eat?

    That makes me a cunt.

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  • yeayeayea April 29, 2008

    wtf was those las 50 secs?

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  • sleeko April 29, 2008

    That last 50 sec. was jays way of fuck'n with the ADHD people. 50 sec of dead air, drives us crazy.

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  • taylorjaytammy April 30, 2008

    HOW DO YOU LOSE YOUR JOB GREG?????????????????????????

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  • taylorjaytammy April 30, 2008

    and it wAS 53 SECONDS FUCKERS

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