Flying a kite is a cool thing to do until someone sees you. Even worse would be flying a huge kite while someone was filming you. Around the time you woke up from the fall you'd realize 15 minutes of fame has just shown up.
flying high again.
Fuck that give me a jet pack...on second thought maybe I'll just take the bus..
He Deserves The Darwin Award
I mean fuck he was wearing a helmet and all, why not wrap himself in bubble wrap too?
The wright brothers would be proud
looks like fun
crackers and kites dont mix
That's a clever way to get an extra base out of a single.You need to work on the slide though,Napolean Diddy.
"singing" "I am so high, i can feel earthhhhh"
If I could just roll after Skoal.............
he needs a drink real bad, its a pity the fuckin beaver has drunk all the vodka
Next he'll take that long walk off a short pier.
was he high as a kite?
What the fuck kind of kite was he flying ? or did he have jays panties and they acted like a parachute?
did he just say come on you've been here for 20 minutes??? fuck sake pal! get the fuck up!lazy twat!!!
watch that last step,...it's a doosie!
eat some grass dude.
I don't think he had clearance from the tower.
Was that a pile of dog shit he landed in?
Much to his dismay, this was not a cartoon, as he was not able to avoid falling by cycling his legs like he saw Wile E. Coyote do the other day on the Cartoon Network.
That rope was tied to an eagle's ballsack....douchebag had it coming
he's one stupid mother fucker
hahahahahahahaha wish i could have been there lmao
just another reason to raise gas prices another 50 cents
Desmonds renewable energy goose powered rollerblades plan still needed a bit of fine-tuning
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