Sgt. Pyle misfires the .50 caliber machine gun

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Greg J.
31,809 Views 8 years ago

One thing that people don't realize is all the stuff the military has laying around that is made to kill people sometimes malfunctions and hurts our own soldiers. This guy misfires the .50 cal and winds up blowing a hole in his leg. Thank god it could have been much worse.

30 Comments
  • monoxide May 6, 2008

    soldiers come home for fucks sake..

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  • bucknuts May 6, 2008

    whats this? ass-hole in the front surgery,with a 50cal?

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  • sleeko May 6, 2008

    1?....Strange

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  • Greg J. May 6, 2008

    I am all about bringing the troops home but the only way they will ever stop misfiring is if you stop giving them guns. ;p

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  • ramafistfadge May 6, 2008

    wot a anti climax....

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  • big_daddy305 May 6, 2008

    his gay lover helping him out was like.. "Oh my God, please tell me you missed your cock.. please tell me it's still there."

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  • lickadslit May 6, 2008

    Tip no 39 .never use a tampon to keep water out of the barrel of your gun as they swell up causing an obstruction..use a rubber instead.

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  • skoal36 May 6, 2008

    its my legs that hurts stop patting my junk

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  • fetuswithaids May 6, 2008

    It's like shooting yourself in a barrel.

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  • madbasturd May 6, 2008

    its nice to see the us military policy on friendly fire is still in effect

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  • yeayeayea May 6, 2008

    Crazy soldiers, pow pow pow, ouch!!

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  • twirler May 6, 2008

    GOLLIE SGT. CARTER GUESS I JUST FUCKED UP. SCHUCKS

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  • madgr33nz420 May 6, 2008

    IF WE WERENT SENDING 18 YEAR OLD KIDS OUT TO FIGHT A WAR THEY PROBABLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS SHIT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LET THOSE FUCKERS FIGHT THEIR OWN WAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • sleeko May 6, 2008

    Sorry sarge. That wasn't a misfire..I farted.

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  • sleeko May 6, 2008

    Is it me or is there something strangely erotic about a woman, that says "Did the fucking bullet go in his leg?"

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  • jc420 May 6, 2008

    I blame it on the japs. Or the nips. Or the ricefarmers. Or the sandniggers, which ever enemy they decided to fight.

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  • fatpizzaguy May 6, 2008

    this should be marked under fail, this is not a mis fire that 50 cal. wasn't properly maintained and blew up.

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  • youngblood48 May 6, 2008

    can i go home now......

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  • shimmery315 May 6, 2008

    one of those million penny wounds.

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  • ouch May 6, 2008

    OUCH!

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  • johnnydred May 6, 2008

    ooh ahh ooh ahh.....my cock....hot....ooh ahh...my cock.....is my cock still there....fuck

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  • turkturkturk May 7, 2008

    don't come home until you kill all of them.

    man, woman, and child...

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  • patton303 May 7, 2008

    can we just get these fuckers home for fuck sakes???

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  • monoxide May 7, 2008

    I just want my fucking cousin home from taliland..I miss taking all his poker chips, he is a fucking great laugh and he would help anyone in need!! :P

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  • soypisto75 May 7, 2008

    PRIVATE PYLE U MORON!!!!

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  • rodeye2 May 8, 2008

    Tail-gunner.

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  • rodeye2 May 8, 2008

    Look everyone I can fuck my wound.

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  • pissonyourface May 8, 2008

    I wish that was George Bush that got miss fired on. That cock sucking ape face son of a lame dick Texas bitch is the one that deserves the shit@

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  • mylarjorgen May 25, 2008

    That piece of kit was definitely fucked up in some way. Normal procedure is nasty, dangerous bit goes out of the end you're not sat near. Have to say though, he looked really cool about it.

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  • tastyscabs March 2, 2010

    obvious we are trained to beat the taliban

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