The Daily Shit: Ball Pumping, Backhoe Killing, and Pitbull Engine

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Greg J.
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The Daily Shit is sorts like that food left in your teeth after you finish eating. It's not nearly as good as the actual meal but it reminds you of something you once enjoyed. Thats why you should be careful ball pumping because you never know when a pit bull might jump out of the engine block and kill you with a backhoe.

17 Comments
  • dimebagdg May 7, 2008

    I wouldnt want my nuts hangin like that shit. ud have to walk like a penguin

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  • madgr33nz420 May 7, 2008

    1st.. seriously why do that to a friend..they've don nothing to deserve that

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  • twirler May 7, 2008

    bitches

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  • twirler May 7, 2008

    fuck those fucking dogs they should all be shot and there owners to

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  • madgr33nz420 May 7, 2008

    marijuana on 1 ...cronic on 2..what the fuck are you doing wiyh that saline

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  • shimmery315 May 7, 2008

    those are probably the same pussies that are afraid to get vasectomies, but need them the most.

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  • bucknuts May 7, 2008

    let the dog out and have them bite them faggs on there saline packin-peckers, we'll smoke the dope, and watch all of it on crazy shit.

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  • jc420 May 7, 2008

    Shitty Acting. Then again most of the acting I see is in porn movies :)

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  • monoxide May 7, 2008

    that was the longest shit i ever had ..

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  • fetuswithaids May 7, 2008

    If I had all that pot there'd be like 6 dead fucks and a happy banker out there,while I buy a few bitches and you know the rest.Dumb shits.And bro,if you want a penis exstension,just buy a big truck.

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  • skinafuckerrus May 7, 2008

    this wouldn't happen if the twirps were getting more saliva solution,then again they're prob proud to finally be abled to see their junk.ouch,dont have a cow over a fucking cow maaan(the late bart simpson).all that fucking herb,what a waste.do you know you can control south central l.a. with that amount of cheeba,wouldn't get much done,but you would control it. control it.

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  • ouch May 7, 2008

    Is that a gun in your pocket or are you injecting your nuts with saline solution?

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  • big_daddy305 May 7, 2008

    I've heard of engine's purring.. but growling?

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  • big_daddy305 May 7, 2008

    When he opened the hood of his car he heard somewhere deep in the back of his mind. "Da da da da ta daaaa! Puppyyyyy Poweeeerrrrrrr!"

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  • superone May 8, 2008

    Stupid motherfuckers,u know the cops stole some of that bud, crying cause i won't get none. As far as that saline ballcock shit, why? i would like to see someone kick them right in the sack and make them burst like fireworks,J nice haircut,sike,lol

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  • yeayeayea May 8, 2008

    I once found a cat inside my car engine, after the fan had his way with it. Not a pretty sight.

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  • nokillingme May 8, 2008

    just wanna see my new avatar

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