The Daily Shit: Ugliest Prostitute, Bears Wake Up, and Shooting yourself

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Greg J.
12,373 Views 8 years ago

Everytime someone shoots themselves in the leg a paramedic gets his wings. Watch out for bears they just woke up from hibernation and are eating people like hotcakes. Stay out of Clearwater Florida because those motherfuckers have the ugliest prostitutes on the planet.

15 Comments
  • docisais May 8, 2008

    That reporter guy is fucken ugly!!! damn G

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  • fetuswithaids May 8, 2008

    I've been to clearwater before and I was fortunate enough to not bump into those ugly things.Then again,me and my ex were spending our nights at the strip-clubs in St. Pete so.....

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  • madgr33nz420 May 8, 2008

    was it just me or did jay look like he was giving head to gregs ass...wtb jay

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  • twirler May 8, 2008

    I GOT A 45 IN MY PANTS.

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  • twirler May 8, 2008

    THAT LAST ONE IS A FUCKING MAN!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip May 8, 2008

    those hookers look like something that crawled out of the ground.

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  • monoxide May 8, 2008

    PMMSL..I migh emigrate one day and take those fucking cheap nasty bitches under our wing..

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  • shimmery315 May 8, 2008

    i like to be shot in the twat not the leg.

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  • fetuswithaids May 8, 2008

    You are a horny motherfucker,shimmery.I can help you take care of that problem,seeing that I am a total pig.

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  • ouch May 8, 2008

    Crazy Crackers Pow pOw poW!

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  • sikamikanico May 8, 2008

    maybe these bitches catered to the blind, ever thunk of that. well if they werent blind b4, they're sure to be now.

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  • jc420 May 8, 2008

    25 km translates roughly to 25 hours waiting in the emergancy waiting room.

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  • desibdemented May 9, 2008

    Wow Jay did you lose weight?

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  • madbasturd May 9, 2008

    Nice story about the hibernation Greg, but who is the fat fuck in the flop-flops pretending to be a bear? Oh and while I'm here, why are Atoms ex-tenants advertising on your website?

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  • bucknuts May 9, 2008

    that was the best daily shit in over a month,....IT--WAS--FUNNY--STUFF.

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