This guy was having sex with a circular saw when next thing you know he got his leg sliced open and started bleeding everywhere. If you have unprotected sex with a circular saw prepare to pay the consequences.
My ex had a gash like that and the stitches just wouldn't hold.... dirtysanchez..Learn to spell it is spelled T H I R D
If it had a clit it would look almost fuckable.
i need a patch on my shirt Doc, howboutit?
thats my buddy john, he ran a SKILLSAW down his leg
someone needs to run one across dirty sanchez's fingers. if that's all u got to say, save it.
i wana put that leg in my ass.
WILL SOMEONE ANSWER THAT FUCKIN MOBILE!!!
lickadslit play nice, throw sanchez a bone oh and see ya this weekend patna
Piss on it so it's sterile.
Uhh Doc, I'm still awake.
someone answer the fucking phone, lol
if I was there i'd smash that phone.now its beeping in my head.thanks
thats not how i taught ya to skin a fucker.
Rub some dirt on it
tham those chainsaw scratches leave a mark
crap i spelled damn wrong in my last comment
and i blame the rednecks
looks like aside of beef
Let´s rub some bbq sauce on it.
LMAO.. he said.. "It looks like a pair of eyes. Here's looking at you, kid."............ no.
Lesson#1: do not use leg for a sawhorse.
How did lickadslit know dirtysanchez was third when he was first? Is he clairvoyant?
He was quite cool. Most people when presented eith the bits that are meant to inside get quite spun out.
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