How to die on a motorcycle

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Greg J.
47,529 Views 8 years ago

This is a great example of how to perfectly ruin your life on a motorcycle. Sure it feels cool barreling around the corners but it don't mean nothing if they have to scrape you off the pavement afterwards.

36 Comments
  • skinafuckerrus May 15, 2008

    hhmmm mm!!!that was some fine eatin'.

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  • cuchulain May 15, 2008

    Oooooo! instead of free sandals I see free tires! and gas too!

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  • 2indastink May 15, 2008

    and he can watch it back on video......great.

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  • delilah78 May 15, 2008

    What for dinner mom? Roadkill, now set the table

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  • bucknuts May 15, 2008

    wheres the carnage?

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  • merlin1313 May 15, 2008

    The last thing to go through mind was his asshole

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  • merlin1313 May 15, 2008

    The last thing to go through his mind was his asshole

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  • joecommonsense May 15, 2008

    the carnage was off to the left of the truck next to the wheel facing down as you can see the helmlet

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  • sans-dessein May 15, 2008

    Natural selection (Murphy's front-bumper theory)

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  • skoal36 May 15, 2008

    drug test for the truck driver and should be for the knuckel head

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  • mouser May 15, 2008

    my best friend just died in front of me:(

    time to get his wife in the sack :)

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  • shimmery315 May 15, 2008

    shoulda upped his accidental life insurance.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip May 15, 2008

    alright officer jacob,better get the spachula for this one.it will be one hell of a scrapping.

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  • lickadslit May 15, 2008

    You totaled your bike

    And can't remember why.

    Could it have been

    that case of Bud Dry?

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  • ramafistfadge May 15, 2008

    he must have had a hard head? did you see the dent in the bonnet?....well done!

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  • youngblood48 May 15, 2008

    some bikes just dont corner good enough to keep you alive......hey skoal you got dibbs on the boots.......

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  • skoal36 May 15, 2008

    ^sorry they were wedged in the pegs, i am such a looser^

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  • madgr33nz420 May 15, 2008

    that helmet mark in the front of the truck was fuck'n sweet!!!

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  • deluxone1 May 15, 2008

    Did you see the size of that bug that hit my wind sheild?

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  • fetuswithaids May 15, 2008

    When I say right,just keep it straight ok.

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  • elzombino May 15, 2008

    i hope my buddies upload the video of MY death, too!

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  • ouch May 15, 2008

    Thats gonna fuck up your day.

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  • gettinhead May 15, 2008

    a perfectly round helment dent in the hood

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  • crocfuckmee May 15, 2008

    Painless as O.D.ing on smack.

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  • rodeye2 May 15, 2008

    The last thing that went through his mind was a mac truck.

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  • rodeye2 May 15, 2008

    My buddy just died I need another drink.

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  • jc420 May 15, 2008

    I woulda jumped at the fucking windshield. He loses points for no blood trails though. It coulda been like that one arm scraping video...in slow motion and for real.

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  • joecommonsense May 16, 2008

    was that 130 mph, or 130kph(80mph)?

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  • yeayeayea May 16, 2008

    Where is the blood and guts?

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  • d90girl May 16, 2008

    Holy shit....damn, that sucks :(

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  • 4kinghell May 17, 2008

    I think he would be unlucky to come away from that alive

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  • monoxide May 18, 2008

    :(

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  • jaydogg_4:20 May 18, 2008

    THAT WAS AWESOME

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  • mylarjorgen May 24, 2008

    Tres by Bridgestone,

    Exhaust by Zard,

    Shocks by Wilbers,

    Braking by Mercedes.

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  • kenfromdublin March 8, 2009

    I read somewhere that 70% of motorbiker fatalities are due to speeding on bends resulting in loss of control - if true it was perfectly demonstrated here. RIP.

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  • hunglikeahippo July 12, 2012

    SPLAT! Hahahaha that shit was fucking hilarious

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