Rocket Man!! err Jetpack Man is finally here!

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Greg J.
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I knew it was going to be a long long time till he touched down and showed us all we can be rocket man! Yah so I butchered the song but what is really important is we will finally have a brand new way splatter ourselves on a rock.

32 Comments
  • skinafuckerrus May 15, 2008

    the war machine is all over that shit buddy.

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  • 2indastink May 15, 2008

    Elton John is a CUNT.......stick your rocket man up yer ASS.

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  • sans-dessein May 15, 2008

    ...And I've been told that waching porno is a waste of time...

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  • delilah78 May 15, 2008

    sweet, where do i sign up

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  • sans-dessein May 15, 2008

    Gas-powered?

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  • bucknuts May 15, 2008

    wheres the carnage??

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  • joecommonsense May 15, 2008

    are they taking applications with no mexican policy enforced? i need a job.

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  • shimmery315 May 15, 2008

    how can i fast forward to the splatter?

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  • skoal36 May 15, 2008

    if that was me there wouldn't be that smoke trail it would be a mixture of shit and piss

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  • crashtest1 May 15, 2008

    This guys been around for a long time...The jet engines are about twice the size of a hand grenade and turn about 150,000 rpm...No kiddin

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  • lickadslit May 15, 2008

    needs better landing gear

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  • gon_o_rea_drip May 15, 2008

    knock off of ironman.

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  • ramafistfadge May 15, 2008

    be cool when we all get 1,im just off to the shops! see ya later....

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  • youngblood48 May 15, 2008

    badass......good thing he didnt burn his shoot up...that fucker had some speed too......

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  • markzitch May 15, 2008

    This guy should get his nads GOLD PLATED!

    Then, they should bronze plate those!!

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  • madgr33nz420 May 15, 2008

    cool i guess...but i was waiting for the splat, kinda let down..

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  • judasz May 15, 2008

    Strap a pair of roller blades on for air strips take off and landings. Now that would be sweet.

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  • fetuswithaids May 15, 2008

    Real cool until a falcon or a hawk gets pissed off,than it's"oooh fuck,I forgot to add talons to this piece of nonsense!"

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  • deluxone1 May 15, 2008

    That shit sucked

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  • ouch May 15, 2008

    Up Up and away!

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  • rodeye2 May 15, 2008

    What no machine gun and missiles .

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  • jc420 May 15, 2008

    I suddenly get the urge to go shoot birds. Might as well get two birds stoned at once.

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  • joecommonsense May 16, 2008

    until tomorrow

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  • augie007 May 16, 2008

    where's the crazy shit music suck too

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  • peoplevshoople May 16, 2008

    If you was getting laid to the rythem of the music it wouldn't be so bad

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  • yeayeayea May 16, 2008

    Awesome.

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  • d90girl May 16, 2008

    are we there yet....

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  • snaggletooth May 18, 2008

    peoplevshoople

    If you was getting laid to the rythem of the music it wouldn’t be so bad

    [reply] posted on: 05.16.08 11:45 AM

    i'll bet yer boyfriend likes that song don't he

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  • snaggletooth May 18, 2008

    i'd want one if it was armed!!!!!!lol

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  • giodee21 May 19, 2008

    This is old news over 3 years old now I would guess

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  • jonker710623 May 20, 2008

    Ja, nice flying.

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  • mylarjorgen May 24, 2008

    Giza go

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