The Daily Shit: Naked Slim Jim, Deadly Stop Signs, and muffler in the tailpipe

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Greg J.
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Seems like people had a real hard time keeping their clothes on this weekend because they have been making all types of naked news. In the meantime we found out that stealing slim jims from a store is not a legitimate reason to feed your kids. Banana in the tailpipe..

20 Comments
  • gurtman23 May 27, 2008

    FIRST NIGGERS

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  • skinafuckerrus May 27, 2008

    so thats what i stepped on.err jay,your liver never made it to the clinic.

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  • twirler May 27, 2008

    THIRD

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  • twirler May 27, 2008

    JAY DON'T YOU MEAN VIENNA ?

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  • madgr33nz420 May 27, 2008

    I don't see your liver, but i've got both your ulser's, and you can have em back

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  • big_daddy305 May 27, 2008

    I did give your liver cab fare, and the bitch just went and bought some weed with it and it's apparently still running around looking for ways to get fucked up. Better catch is soon or it might discover meth.

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  • bubbalew May 27, 2008

    only thing Jay's been packing is Greg's fudge.

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  • fetuswithaids May 27, 2008

    Fuck a windshield?Some people need a good dose of death in their lives.

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  • ouch May 27, 2008

    Jay, Your liver made its way down under and you are not getting it back till its all better. I should have you put in prison for the abuse it has suffered.

    Can someone pass the mushroom sauce please?

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  • gon_o_rea_drip May 27, 2008

    while fucking a tail pipe and eating slim jims and a stop sign knocks your head off from an oncoming truck...........clever...not!

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  • relaxingfacial May 27, 2008

    No sign of the liver but could possibly run into a couple other organs while you're home playing video games.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip May 27, 2008

    oh!!! and video game are arrousing especially with the vibrations of explosions.YEAHHHHHH!!!

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  • shimmery315 May 27, 2008

    do they double the fare for packing a keilbasa? all of a sudden i feel hungry.

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  • moonchild69 May 27, 2008

    nice job gurt moon loves you

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  • moonchild69 May 27, 2008

    where is lickedaslit?

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  • rodeye2 May 28, 2008

    LOL,you guys are getting beter,oh,and you too greg.

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  • rodeye2 May 28, 2008

    If you see jay's liver please call 1-800-busch-lite.

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  • ouch May 28, 2008

    Were no strangers to love

    You know the rules and so do i

    A full commitments what Im thinking of

    You wouldnt get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how Im feeling

    Gotta make you understand

    * never gonna give you up

    Never gonna let you down

    Never gonna run around and desert you

    Never gonna make you cry

    Never gonna say goodbye

    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Weve know each other for so long

    Your hearts been aching

    But youre too shy to say it

    Inside we both know whats been going on

    We know the game and were gonna play it

    And if you ask me how Im feeling

    Dont tell me youre too blind to see

    (* repeat)

    Give you up. give you up

    Give you up, give you up

    Never gonna give

    Never gonna give, give you up

    Never gonna give

    Never gonna give, five you up

    I just wanna tell you how Im feeling

    Gotta make you understand

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  • bucknuts May 28, 2008

    Yeeeeup!^^^^^^^^what he said^^^^^^

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  • mouser May 28, 2008

    taxi cab dive said that was a big fucking bug

    the sighs all point to

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