A warning about tanning beds

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Greg J.
47,617 Views 8 years ago

I know winter is long and you wanna look your best but if it means you have to use a tanning bed then you might wanna reconsider. Just get over the fact that you are pale and don't even think about that spray tan shit it just makes you look like an orange.

33 Comments
  • skoal36 May 28, 2008

    it rubs the lotion on it's skin, hell i think i need some lotion

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  • blkdck4whtchks May 28, 2008

    first bitches.... damn I love some cooked white meat!

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  • bucknuts May 28, 2008

    ALL-RIGHT!! I thought looked like my 1st x-wife!.................bravo!, bravo!, bravo!

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  • bucknuts May 28, 2008

    GOD DAMN! that is her! I hope that life sucking, from wich there is no excape Bitch is dead!

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  • big_daddy305 May 28, 2008

    Even the tanning bed thought the same thing... bend over bitch!

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  • ramafistfadge May 28, 2008

    holy shit! when did this happen?

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  • doc_ock May 28, 2008

    It's a giant clam.

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  • ramafistfadge May 28, 2008

    she'd be goin straight into the boot of my car...

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  • monoxide May 28, 2008

    shit..thats one hell of a tanning

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  • merlin1313 May 28, 2008

    I'd still hit it.

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  • kingjeffishere May 28, 2008

    She just need to walk it off.

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  • skinafuckerrus May 28, 2008

    im gonna try this new position tonight.

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  • d90girl May 28, 2008

    Hahahaha.....I think I am gonna skip my session today, LOL.

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  • fetuswithaids May 28, 2008

    Waste of a perfectly good piece of ass.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip May 28, 2008

    photoshoped like final destination 3

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  • fuckedinfresno May 28, 2008

    Man, and here I was building a tent expecting some T&A, and the fucking bed eats her. Ah well, fake titties, fake blond hair, she deserved it for false advertising.

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  • madgr33nz420 May 28, 2008

    wow, really wasn't expecting that. cheers!

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  • madbasturd May 28, 2008

    tonite at 8pm EST... attack of the killer sunbeds... this movie is rated R (as in rubbish)

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  • irons4289 May 28, 2008

    hahahah i had to log in just to post a comment hahahah fuck that was so gfunny i watched it 6 times and laugh everytime.........she was hot tho damn

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  • jonker710623 May 28, 2008

    What the fuck. Kill kill kill kill. Hahaha. Ja, good.

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  • assholistic May 28, 2008

    I agree with munching that ass.. But I had something different in mind.

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  • mouser May 28, 2008

    well that sucks

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  • godless1 May 28, 2008

    fucking bed was 5 seconds too fucking early.

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  • ouch May 28, 2008

    Crispy Cracked Back Oww oOw ooW!

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  • shimmery315 May 28, 2008

    i love happy endings.

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  • moonchild69 May 29, 2008

    lmao in all the ways~~~ that is why i go to the ocean

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  • moonchild69 May 29, 2008

    all my darlings made first ~~~~ i'm proud

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  • skoal36 May 29, 2008

    am i one? oh how i hope

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  • rodeye2 May 29, 2008

    Folded up for easy storage.

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  • tomjerry May 29, 2008

    is this really no fake ? why can close the Tanning Bed so hard and quickly ? i´m not understand this technic, it´s a killing-machine i think

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  • jack-hammer May 30, 2008

    The human waffle iron,,,,,,,, or is it a new George Foreman grill for stupid people???

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  • crazy_bitch88 June 2, 2008

    DAYUM DUDE!!!.. that's fucked. -.-

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  • blowsmoke November 14, 2010

    Very old and very fake

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