The Daily Shit: Poppin a cold one, Pardoned after death, and Chopping off limbs for fun

Seems like there just ain't shit to do out there any more so lets try cutting off our limbs and climbing into the morgue tray with our dead ex-girlfriends. If you are dating while she is still alive and then she dies is she still your ex-girlfriend? Inquiring minds wanna know.

17 Comments
  • assholistic May 28, 2008

    first

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  • madgr33nz420 May 28, 2008

    ^^^ 2-0 BITCH!!!! ^^^

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  • madgr33nz420 May 28, 2008

    rofl, pop open a cold one, i'll have to remember that!!!

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  • skinafuckerrus May 28, 2008

    in the early eighties some chicks were going around new york city with a gun forcing guys to lick their juice box(AND THOSE WERE HORRIBLE TIMES WHEN IT WASN"T POPULAR TO SHAVE THE BADGER) in back alleys.could you imagine some poor thug crying behind a dumpster and hiding his face in shame as the cops questions him at the same time swabbing his face for cum and pubes(evidence mind you)?........heres a handy wipe,blow your nose champ.now i need a rape kit.open your legs err,mouth cheif.

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  • twirler May 28, 2008

    i think i am a necrofeliac cause i've been fucking my dead ass ol lady for 20 years!!!

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  • mouser May 28, 2008

    its a good fucking time

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  • xxxismael May 28, 2008

    i wonder how gay you need to be to refuse to have sex with a woman

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  • fetuswithaids May 28, 2008

    I've decided I'm going to chop off my dick after eating a bottle of pills and donate it to some horny chick out there.

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  • gettinhead May 28, 2008

    go hump your hand day, ITS WEDNESDAY!!

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  • ouch May 28, 2008

    That Australian guy was cute, Crazy Crackers Pow pOw poW! Pop open a cold one hahahahahahaha. You guys rock. Love you work.

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  • tech-n9ne May 28, 2008

    its not rape it there dead :D

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  • shimmery315 May 28, 2008

    a show about fags and no cock to be seen, except for that australian dude, meh.

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  • moonchild69 May 28, 2008

    lol i will keep my husband and make love to him any time i want...it feels kinda good cold

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  • skoal36 May 29, 2008

    hey greg what are you doing here? have a seat

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  • bucknuts May 29, 2008

    the fucker shoulda choped his head off!, and shenanigans? JayD ?- just call it what is..BULL SHIT! if that little twinkle toed cocksmoker got raped by a chick?, then he IS a chick!! and needs to be that necto'motherfucker's bitch!

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  • alexrawrs May 29, 2008

    if it was a fugly chick who gave me head id cry rape too.

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  • yikito May 29, 2008

    How cann guy send videeo when he just cut off all he finger??? Huh? How dat happenn, Gregisan?

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