The perfect girlfriend song

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Greg J.
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Most singers will pine away about a womans body when there is really only one quality a girl needs to be perfect. I would tell what the quality is but that would make watching the video pointless.

25 Comments
  • mingman May 29, 2008

    I feel the magic already.

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  • mingman May 29, 2008

    Went and tried that out with my wife. For some reason I was leaving instead.

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  • augie007 May 29, 2008

    I WOULD SMACK THE GUITAR ON HER HEAD

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  • shimmery315 May 29, 2008

    wouldn't it be cool, if I knew your dick was in.

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  • monoxide May 29, 2008

    Thats right..back to the kitchen bitch

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  • skoal36 May 29, 2008

    guess what hero you got seconds anyway

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  • hatedogs May 29, 2008

    This fucker is gonna be getting his pink stuff from a watermelon for a few weeks.

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  • judasz May 29, 2008

    OH Fucking Great! Thanks Assholes. Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day.

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  • madbasturd May 29, 2008

    hehehehe why have i suddenly got this image of hav singing this to fpg?

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  • bpmolder May 29, 2008

    Don't give up your day shit, Jay!

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  • chance May 29, 2008

    zzzzzzzz

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  • thejayman May 29, 2008

    second verse: wait....make me a sandwitch first

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  • assholistic May 29, 2008

    Wait, this was the day after? You are supposed to hit it again.. THEN tell her to go. Rookie.

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  • gettinhead May 29, 2008

    yeah rookie, you shoulda went to her house and left before she woke up, now the bitch knows where you live

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  • elzombino May 29, 2008

    pure gold.

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  • ouch May 29, 2008

    Normally my song goes like this. Wouldn’t it be nice if after sex my pocket pussy could take out the trash... Lar Lar Lar

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  • d90girl May 29, 2008

    do we have a winner?????......NOT !!!!!!!!

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  • godless1 May 29, 2008

    I heard that guy was up for a grammy, or that he was banging granny. Either one is possible.

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  • big_daddy305 May 30, 2008

    He put too much effort into that. Next time.. tell the bitch your dick itches and she'll be out the door faster than culp at tutoring.

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  • delilah78 May 30, 2008

    i'd take the guitar from him and smash it over his head then shove it up his ass, lol

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  • rodeye2 May 30, 2008

    If you don't want to keep em,you invite your friends over and take turn on her.Man that was a terible christmas.

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  • lickadslit May 30, 2008

    What...Your still here???

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  • mouser May 30, 2008

    hell yeah give that fucker the emmy

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  • chance May 31, 2008

    That fat ugly dude would be begging her to stay...after he payed her. He He

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  • joecommonsense June 1, 2008

    theres billboard, theres rolling stone, theres casey casem, there rick dees, then there this song #1 of the history of the universe, STRAIGHT TO THE POINT!

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