The Daily Shit: Drunken Bike Race, Hurricane Time, and Ass to the Glass

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Greg J.
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Nothing better than getting drunk right before a bike race. Especially if your not in it. The only part that sucks is when you end up plowing into the bike racers with your drunken ass. Oh well at least you don't have to worry about the hurricane forecast because all that shit is made up.

25 Comments
  • judasz June 3, 2008

    I wouldn't mind having congigal(?) visits with her...... New AC/DC song "ASS TO THE GLASS" (balls to the wall)

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  • big_daddy305 June 3, 2008

    Shop owner didn't press charges because what actually broke the glass was the boner he sprung from seeing the brown eye. . .

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  • ouch June 3, 2008

    How would you like your ham sir? Pressed or sliced?

    Got any scotch fillet? No sir all we have is Dutch fillet

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  • cuda1179 June 3, 2008

    Yes ma'am, the tenderized choad just dropped in.

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  • skinafuckerrus June 3, 2008

    the owner didn't press charges because he got two fresh rump roasts for free.his buddies now call him glassed ass.the chick robs old folks because the economy is so bad she can't sell her pussy for aluminum cans and bottle caps anymore.

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  • shimmery315 June 3, 2008

    assmaster should be getting paid for that weak ass glass, what a hazard, not to mention putting in a drive-thru.

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  • shimmery315 June 3, 2008

    no extra charge for the sprinkles.

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  • shimmery315 June 3, 2008

    yes sir, we are serving brain tonight. would you like it poached or sauted?

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  • shimmery315 June 3, 2008

    what lovely decor. the only thing it's missing is a picture of a wet large breasted woman wearing a crazyshit t-shirt on your wall.

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  • mouser June 3, 2008

    bitch get out the way ill put glass in your ass and a stick !@!

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  • medeviallord June 4, 2008

    Did anyone order the ass gas?...............Oh you ment ass GLASSSSS.....Lmao

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  • skinafuckerrus June 4, 2008

    he pressed a full moon onto the glass and and pulled back a half moon.

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  • skinafuckerrus June 4, 2008

    now that he has no buns you can hear his ass bone scrape on the toilet.

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  • skinafuckerrus June 4, 2008

    were the customers ordering ass like lobster in a fishtank?and was there enough ass to go around?like,how much is that asshole in the window?arf arf.

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  • bucknuts June 4, 2008

    Is it multoble post day?

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  • lickadslit June 4, 2008

    Waiter..Pardon me but there is a asshole in my soup

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  • pernicious June 4, 2008

    AssGlass Cafe

    We don't press charges as long as the full moon shines

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  • shimmery315 June 4, 2008

    ass, gas, or glass. nobody dines for free.

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  • shimmery315 June 4, 2008

    put in an extra stitch for my good buddy doc, i like it tight, diced, covered, and smothered with cheese.

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  • buttplug69 June 4, 2008

    This was a really funny Daily Shit. You guys should have a show on cable.

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  • monoxide June 4, 2008

    T shirt comp..aye rite..thats the UK fucked then! ;)

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  • assholistic June 4, 2008

    Why didnt the shop keeper didnt press charges? When the window breaker offered to reimburse the Shop keeper for the broken window, the shopkeeper just said: I dont want money, but you will work you ass off for it.

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  • misterc June 5, 2008

    Do these glass shards make my ass look fat?

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  • iknowhugh June 5, 2008

    The owner is goin to press his own private charges later.. Off the Record and Very Private.. But i betting we'll see a video of it on here later anyways tho

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  • joecommonsense June 6, 2008

    there will be zero hurricanes in the US this season. hows that for a $15,000/year salary.

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