Segway to a faceplant

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Greg J.
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Is there anything more emasculating than cop on a segway? I know these are ladies but somehow that stupid segway contraption still makes them look like complete assholes. That's why the faceplant was deserved.

40 Comments
  • skoal36 June 10, 2008

    so what if she is knocked out, stick it in her ass anyway

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  • simon2008 June 10, 2008

    the race is on !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip June 10, 2008

    thats the brake you dumb cunt.

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  • havanutha June 10, 2008

    Segways of Fire.

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  • havanutha June 10, 2008

    Ben Hur-t.

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  • sfman June 10, 2008

    That's fucking Hilarious! I just wish it had been the clown doing the leg lifts!!

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  • stoner6 June 10, 2008

    and just why werent they naked

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  • fetuswithaids June 10, 2008

    No one ever thought of the fact that you can smash your face severely on the ground when they made those nerdcycles.

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  • zippfkinlobb June 10, 2008

    Yeeeeeeeeees just what i wanted to happen.

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  • packers June 10, 2008

    The BIGGER they are, The harder they fall>>>

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  • packers June 10, 2008

    This would not have happend if they all had walked to exercise the fat off their ass!!!

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  • ikill June 10, 2008

    somehow women always find new ways to suck at driving

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  • monoxide June 10, 2008

    Thats the hen night fucked then

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  • tripod June 10, 2008

    ^^^^^ YEAH, WHAT ikill SAID! :-)

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  • madbasturd June 10, 2008

    were segways invented by a dentist? makes ya think eh? hehehe

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  • shimmery315 June 10, 2008

    danica rides again.

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  • wickedwithin June 10, 2008

    rubbin' is not racing

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  • kasyr June 10, 2008

    ok now that was funny

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  • sans-dessein June 10, 2008

    Jay, you blew the punch with your comment. I have no other choices than to sue you in justice.... By the way, ikill is so damm right...

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  • bucknuts June 10, 2008

    what happins if I hit the brake at full speed?

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  • monoxide June 10, 2008

    ikill...bollocks...have we ever seen women lying on the street with body parts sprayed accross the road?....NO

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  • killingspree June 10, 2008

    ^^^no, i havn't either because they're the ones in the blood drenched suv's with that 'did i just kill someone' look on their faces. the guy spread across the street didn't run himself over.

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  • godless1 June 10, 2008

    I was in Washington D.C. recently and this is how they give tours now. With a series of faceplants.

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  • twirler June 10, 2008

    WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF THEY WERE NAKED!!

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  • ramafistfadge June 10, 2008

    ^^^^would av been better on gravel?^^^^^^

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  • maddog99 June 10, 2008

    And to think the buggahawg was complainin about PMSing at lunch!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHA Hows yer pussy feel now BITCH?????

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  • assholistic June 11, 2008

    Makes me want to spread tacks on the floor and set up a tripwire.

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  • yeayeayea June 11, 2008

    Bravo, do it again!

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  • yeayeayea June 11, 2008

    Still lots of floor to polish with your face. c´mon chop, chop!

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  • iwantmythc June 11, 2008

    The only thing better than seeing that bitch hit the floor is all four of them hit the floor and then an explosion.

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  • ouch June 11, 2008

    Sucked in bitch

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  • mouser June 11, 2008

    now do it right but naked with anothe woman sucking on you :)

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  • americancholo June 12, 2008

    oh look a penny

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  • rodeye2 June 12, 2008

    What,no brooms for these witches to ride?

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  • 1eyed1derworm June 12, 2008

    you honestly have to be retarded to fall on a segway. i have this exact same modle and litreally you CANT fall.

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  • spinal12 June 14, 2008

    Easy dam

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  • phuque2 June 15, 2008

    Well, she found a way to do it.

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  • mylarjorgen June 15, 2008

    Newtons 427th law - A large mass travelling at a fixed velocity in an uncontrolled direction cannot be stopped by a pissy gyroscope and a wheelchair motor

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  • lameristotel June 15, 2008

    HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA i hate those fucking things!

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  • 9inchesofpain September 26, 2008

    deserved!

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