I don't know where the hell this place is but I am gonna get a one way plane ticket to wherever the hell this place is at. After that I will spend my life as a bartender in the coolest bar in the world.
fsirrtt i mean first damm...sorry was a little dis oriented...
and u can see she dont clean her asshole. shes a shiteater
but i'd sill hit it
guess im the only one up this early
FUCK YOU PUTAS!! HAHAHA
AH, U CUNT
I can just hear her saying "Spinning Star Kick!"
Heeeey!! Cool music.... But where is the scat???
Well,,, guess she's had lots of practice spreading her legs..... can she serve the correct beer to the correct table and give the correct change???
That is one classy lady.
Bless her heart and her lil pussy!...Bravo!
put a brass pole in front of her then she can make some money
its a pity she still had her panties on
Gives a whole new meaning to Happy Hour.
new bottle cap opener.
New counter top games are getting more realistic. I need more quarters.
SHE IS CERTAINLY NOT A "HE"
It would be an interesting ride to say the least
I'de hit it.
WHY DOES SHE HAVE CLOTHS ON? DAMMIT
Round round round round she gets around.
you can take the girl out of chine but you cant take the gimanist out the girl
i wonder if she can do both legs at once cuz
i think that would come in handy if she could
No matter how flexible she is, she still UGLY
1 trick pony,right there! and ive got a table booked at the weekend....
Mr Eddie's father never had it so good.
oh the endless possibilities in bed what fun.
If she shot martini olives out her cooze she could pass as a Pez dispenser.
This is not crazyshit worthy.I kept waiting for her to do somthing else.Wow,the ugly bitch can lift her leg really high.
Class hole there
she should at least demonstrate the bottle opener.
Hey honey,can I buy you a round of penis shooters?
"open" for buisiness
Imagin all the wild sex positions you could have with this bitch
That's one ugly zipperhead. And her pussy probably smells like 3 day old rice.
So that's where babies come from...
I was waiting for her to launch a shit into a shotglass and call it a mud-slide.
where's the punchline? no shit, no barf, no ping-pong balls, not even a 2x4 to the twat... i feel cheated.
She definitely looked ready for love to me.
stick it in then walk up
it places the lotion on its skin~~~~
i'd pull a ham string learning her a lesson.
I bet she doesn't go shopping like that.
gooks are so ugly yuck
If I was still in jr high,I mightbe turned on