It's amazing what kind of things you can throw together around the house with a little bit of cucumbers and some mayonnaise. Just make sure the mayonnaise isn't miracle whip otherwise you might get a sandwich that tastes like salad dressing.
Heeeey!! I bet he wondered what the little brown bits were!!!
great combo tried it already.
damn 3d this time ahhhhhhhh
i wana eat SANDWICH
Wash it after then you scruffy bastard!!!!
Father's conversation with daughter "It tastes like something I had a long time ago... and for some reason it reminds me of your mum... Hmm.. I wonder if she ever made me a cucumber sandwich?"
who the fuck eats a cucumber sandwich ?
I DO...just not with bread...hahahahaha
nothing like a cold, big, solid cucumber on a hot summer day, hahahahahaha
i also like cucumbers.....in my rectum.
Worthy of Crazyshit.
thats fucked up i love it
She was probably smuggling another one around all day.
With a slight fishy aftertaste.
you can get 4 fucking packs-o-smokes for that cuke in a womens prison.
I'd pay to see that chick with a cucumber, and thanks to the marvel of the internet, I don't have to. Pay, that is.
Crazy Cucumber Pow pOw poW!
If it was in her snatch wouldn't it be a pickle by now?
why does this cucumber taste like tuna?
Awesome - VERY funny!!!
Stick a squash in your limey cunt and shut the fuck up you backwards ass,ten years back,Dr.Who Dalek fucker!
fuckin euro trash eating cucumber sandwiches that the typical euro slut fucked herself with haha..."shocking"
not the first time daddy had that taste in his mouth
actually cucs feel so good alone if you know how to use them~~~
if i didnt know any better id say there was tuna in that sandwich
on sale buy one ow :)
or get a boyfriend with a bigger dick
long john silver he must not be
Lucky they didn't barbecue the two hamsters she had up her arse.
The look on her face as she knows she has to swallow a bite of cucumber/pussy juice sandwich is priceless. How come I never see these vids on T.V.? They obviously spend a lot of money on ads that never make it on.
what's for desert, a cored out melon?
UNLESS SHE IS A BITTER I WOULD SAY THE INSIDE OF THE CUcumBER IS OK...
He should have spread on some of his special sauce.
Hilarious! We don't get funny shit over here cause the religious freaks!!
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