How about a delicious cucumber sandwich

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Greg J.
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It's amazing what kind of things you can throw together around the house with a little bit of cucumbers and some mayonnaise.  Just make sure the mayonnaise isn't miracle whip otherwise you might get a sandwich that tastes like salad dressing.

37 Comments
  • tribalgoonerbo June 16, 2008

    Heeeey!! I bet he wondered what the little brown bits were!!!

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  • wickedwithin June 16, 2008

    har!!!!!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip June 16, 2008

    great combo tried it already.

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  • turkishniyazy June 16, 2008

    damn 3d this time ahhhhhhhh

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  • turkishniyazy June 16, 2008

    i wana eat SANDWICH

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  • zippfkinlobb June 16, 2008

    Wash it after then you scruffy bastard!!!!

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  • big_daddy305 June 16, 2008

    Father's conversation with daughter "It tastes like something I had a long time ago... and for some reason it reminds me of your mum... Hmm.. I wonder if she ever made me a cucumber sandwich?"

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  • tech-n9ne June 16, 2008

    who the fuck eats a cucumber sandwich ?

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  • d90girl June 16, 2008

    I DO...just not with bread...hahahahaha

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  • d90girl June 16, 2008

    nothing like a cold, big, solid cucumber on a hot summer day, hahahahahaha

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  • 2indastink June 16, 2008

    i also like cucumbers.....in my rectum.

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  • judasz June 16, 2008

    Worthy of Crazyshit.

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  • twirler June 16, 2008

    thats fucked up i love it

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  • assholistic June 16, 2008

    She was probably smuggling another one around all day.

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  • monoxide June 16, 2008

    Posh cunts

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  • yeayeayea June 16, 2008

    With a slight fishy aftertaste.

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  • skinafuckerrus June 16, 2008

    you can get 4 fucking packs-o-smokes for that cuke in a womens prison.

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  • godless1 June 16, 2008

    I'd pay to see that chick with a cucumber, and thanks to the marvel of the internet, I don't have to. Pay, that is.

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  • ouch June 16, 2008

    Crazy Cucumber Pow pOw poW!

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  • iwantmythc June 16, 2008

    If it was in her snatch wouldn't it be a pickle by now?

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  • shimmery315 June 16, 2008

    why does this cucumber taste like tuna?

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  • peach_eater June 16, 2008

    Awesome - VERY funny!!!

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  • fetuswithaids June 16, 2008

    Stick a squash in your limey cunt and shut the fuck up you backwards ass,ten years back,Dr.Who Dalek fucker!

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  • gettinhead June 16, 2008

    fuckin euro trash eating cucumber sandwiches that the typical euro slut fucked herself with haha..."shocking"

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  • wldlifcons June 16, 2008

    not the first time daddy had that taste in his mouth

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  • moonchild69 June 16, 2008

    actually cucs feel so good alone if you know how to use them~~~

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  • ikill June 16, 2008

    if i didnt know any better id say there was tuna in that sandwich

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  • mouser June 17, 2008

    on sale buy one ow :)

    or get a boyfriend with a bigger dick

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  • skoal36 June 17, 2008

    long john silver he must not be

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  • mylarjorgen June 17, 2008

    Lucky they didn't barbecue the two hamsters she had up her arse.

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  • 69er June 17, 2008

    lmfao

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  • rosscopico June 17, 2008

    The look on her face as she knows she has to swallow a bite of cucumber/pussy juice sandwich is priceless. How come I never see these vids on T.V.? They obviously spend a lot of money on ads that never make it on.

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  • killingspree June 17, 2008

    what's for desert, a cored out melon?

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  • packers June 17, 2008

    UNLESS SHE IS A BITTER I WOULD SAY THE INSIDE OF THE CUcumBER IS OK...

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  • rodeye2 June 18, 2008

    He should have spread on some of his special sauce.

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  • phuque2 June 18, 2008

    hahahhaaalolol, memories.

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  • sfman June 27, 2008

    Hilarious! We don't get funny shit over here cause the religious freaks!!

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