This is the time of year we all love to celebrate being safe on a scooter. The only way to achieve this is to not ride them under any circumstances. These things are dangerous and kill untold thousands per year.
Waaaahooooooo Gran theft auto style
i will never get a bike
Wile E. coulda pulled it off.
ohh first fuckers
now that was sick I almost felt that when he smeared like a crayon.
zippfkinlobb you beat me by 3seconds
Smokey finally caught up the the Bandit.
If I ever go to england note to self never ride a bike.
^^^^that aint England you fucking numpty.
and that ain't no fucking bike or motorcycle, idiots!!
ooh shit,...so the helmet saved his life..right?
thats what you get riding a fucking scooter..HELOOOOO
the oldies are always the goodies
hes o.k right?
he's fine.its how they get enemas in them thar parts.
highly worthy. Did you see that fucker explode.
I like the part where the scooter driver thinks he has enough oomph to actually cut-across in front of a huge speeding truck. This ultimately leads to my favorite part where the scooter driver's arm involuntarily plops forward as a result of the inevitable crushing collapse of his entire skull by truck's back tire. Of course, the totally unscathed helmet laying next to the partial body splatter behind the truck adds a nice touch too. I've called people "Idiots" and "Stupid," I've even called some "Stupid Idiots," but I'm at a loss as to what to call this guy because "Stupid Idiot" just isn't close to being strong enough. Any suggestions?
least it was quick.... yes the ones who get it just need be stupid and not remember how hard you are to see on a bike and then whoopeee... not strike three but strike one your out... and no doubt... it's strike one on the human race as a whole... look out all you children of the hot sun.... oh now i feel a rant coming.... ignore the rest..... world war three is under way and if you don't know it by now... your watching too much crazy shit on the net and being happily lulled into a false sense of security....by whom you say...hum... usa's homeland security is for one and many others exist just to make you complacent sleepy sheep ready for the slaughter... read my notes and or one need but to just... read the lips of many a past politician whose lies were real... the ones you don't know are lies are the ones that will kill.... ok I may rant rave and say what should be common knowledge... but is not.....what better place to start telling the truth than on a website called crazy shit for it sounds crazy but it is snot... hehe hah snot... get it funny huh.. . fun and games are THE MANS way to give you kiddies what makes you happy and help you to be good little NOT SEES just like the big Nazi's want. Yep just do some history studies and see I am not shitting... nor kidding when I say it is time to wake the fuck up oh you humans.... wake up or die in your sleep... just do a little fully cross referenced highly credible history studies and find the truth is the fucking Nazis did win the fuking war and we the people of the hypnotized state of America don't even know it. Those mother fuckers were smart and they are still smart.. they got exactly what the war was meant for and more. They knew then as they know now. The way to really win is to make your enemy think they won when that is far from being the truth. They knew and still know it would take time and that to TO STAY THE COURSE WAS THE ONLY WAY... YEP HEAR THAT SHIT SOME WHERE... FUC KIN A MAN IT IS SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS WHEN DUM IS COOL LIKE IT HAS BECOME.... don't believe it and have a nice life. Or realize the truth and find that ignorance may have been bliss for a time.... but that bliss is not worth shit... to be a slave to a war economy and to the powers that be will never be a right way to live...
another repeat...........you guys are slackin'
Commoneagle u haven't stopped ranting? Take your meds and call your Mom. Better still, call my Mom. That was in India where they make more noise about a dead Cow than a dead local. Who is worth about 2 live cows. Which is what it'll take to placate his famiy. Now the question is, who gets the Scooter?
Not even enough left for organ donation from this poor chap. I thought those bikes were called the organ donor specials.
When arriving at the scene of any accident it is important to STOP, the cunts that just kept driving away from the scene should have their cars crushed and told to fuckoff.
scooter < truck
is he dead
squitched like a fruit....and with that scooter he probably was a little fruity.
good rant commoneagle...nothing that didnt need to be said...thats why im stocking up on ammo and supplys in the country....could live off the land a good 2 years and hold off a small brigade of towelets...peace out...yb48
that scooter is still good.
You posted that like a month ago, or am I having flash backs?
That is a shitty way to go. The time from when he thought he could make it to the time he knew he couldn't was just a few seconds. He probably didn't have time to crap himself.
looks to me like he crapped all over the street.
No body-bag needed here!Just a dry/wet vac.
Fat chicks and scooters,bothe fun to ride but don't let your friends finde out!
i think hes gonna be just fine....
ouch i think we both need to stop drinkin or its a re-post
now thats a skid mark
the new windows vespa crashes once and kills the user. what will microsoft think of to piss us off next
thats a closed casket deffinately.
I hope the truck driver will understand that suicide is painless. It is probably is only way out.
he mich have just been run over instead of a stain if the truck driver had just not hit the breaks !
He did hit the brakes.Didn't you see him drag the guy under the back wheels?
Fucker done got hisself fucked the fuck up
are wheel chocks are yellow not red
This is a new video. It's just that all those fucking immigrants look the same.
i'll admit it, i locked up my brakes across a few squirrels, but never with that kind of success.
LOOK BACK IN THE HISTORY OF "CRAZYSHIT" "GREG J" YOU WILL FIND THAT THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN POSTED ALREADY. SO YOU HAVE SLOPPY SECONDS!!!
COMMONEAGLE,,, DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW THAT YOU VENTED?!?. WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO TAKE UP SO MUCH SPACE?!?. ARE YOU CAPIABLE OF A ONE LINER?!?.
This is as old as......oldshit.
now thats what you call grounded beef tenderized.
Thats one way to paint the road red.
Thats a drag