Guy fails roof jump

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Greg J.
27,372 Views 8 years ago

Of all the things to fuck up in your life jumping off a roof is by far the most painful How do I know this? Go try jumping off a couple stories and tell me how your ribcage feels when you get out of the coma.

30 Comments
  • big_daddy305 June 23, 2008

    You know you're a loser when you try to kill yourself, but the grim reaper just laughs in your face...

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  • big_daddy305 June 23, 2008

    Failed suicide... when God hates you and the devil doesn't want you....

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  • fuckedinfresno June 23, 2008

    This guy watched way too much Hero's.

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  • turkishniyazy June 23, 2008

    i wish i was the cop, i pick him up and take him up and throe him down till he dies

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  • alanakbar June 23, 2008

    Get back on that horse, Pussy!

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  • 2indastink June 23, 2008

    base jumping is shit.....

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  • iwantmythc June 23, 2008

    If at first you don't succeed.....Blah,blah,etc.etc.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip June 23, 2008

    fell like a champ,keep up the good work solider.

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  • lickadslit June 23, 2008

    OH my bad..He wasn't the one I was supposed to tell that they had aids?

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  • adrao June 23, 2008

    lol the guy on the roof has hair and a yellow shirt, the one on the floor is bald and has a grey shirt wtf!!

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  • delilah78 June 23, 2008

    i belive i can fly........or not

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  • madbasturd June 23, 2008

    can you do that again? my cameras on the blink

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  • hatedogs June 23, 2008

    Why do we spend taxpayers money on trying to frustrate suicide?

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  • skoal36 June 23, 2008

    give him a box of spongebob bandaids and send him on

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  • diesel91 June 23, 2008

    What a dumb cunt. He could of done a jack knife or a swan dive to make it more entertaining.

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  • twirler June 23, 2008

    I GUESS THERES 2 ELEVATORS THAT DON'T GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP!

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  • yeayeayea June 23, 2008

    "i believe i can fly....."

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  • godless1 June 23, 2008

    He slipped, that sucks, he didn't get to jump head first, or do any flips and shit.

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  • shimmery315 June 23, 2008

    fly swatting at it's finest.

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  • gettinhead June 23, 2008

    HAHA He jumped cause he prob sucks at everything in life and just cant do anything right!! like all the other pussys try to kill thmselves....but look he even sucks at suicide haaha DIIIICKKK!

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  • kasyr June 23, 2008

    i would say he was very lucky but then i think about what drove him to jump off the roof in the first place and i feel sorry for him

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  • mouser June 24, 2008

    that fucktard should not be alowed to breed

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  • fetuswithaids June 24, 2008

    He fell like a steaming log of shit!

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  • crazymanny June 24, 2008

    He should of done the triple back flip into the screw twist dive...that would of killed him and racked up points with the judges.

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  • rodeye2 June 24, 2008

    Racking up those frequent flyer miles can be a bitch.

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  • daydream91 June 24, 2008

    You call it jump i call it fall on purpose!

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  • lonecapone June 24, 2008

    Gotta give the guy credit for changing his shirt and taking the wig off in mid air! BRAVO OL CHAP,BRAVO!

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  • killingspree June 24, 2008

    wrap it up and try again tomorrow.

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  • xcookiesx February 3, 2009

    ..i do all my own stunts

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  • duckym3 August 26, 2009

    perfect way to kill urself lock urself in a freezer or just drive to a cliff and jump men do not fail when u know its being recorded and humiliate ursel so sik bastards like me can laugh at you!

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