You always remember your first

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Greg J.
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Remember the first time you ever rode a motorcycle after a long night at the biker when you got kidnapped and driven across the border? Then while they were holding you for ransom an attack chopper came in and killed everyone which enabled you to run to saftey? That was crazy.

41 Comments
  • turkishniyazy June 26, 2008

    1st bitchessss

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  • 2indastink June 26, 2008

    what an interesting choice of music to play over that vid................Friday tomorrow, lets all get fucked!!!

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  • lickadslit June 26, 2008

    Ya think your hurt now wait till your dad sees what you did to his crotch rocket and whoever filmed this stunt ..What elevator did you record this music at?

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  • turkishniyazy June 26, 2008

    you are good, so lets get drunk

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  • havanutha June 26, 2008

    His dad may not be responsible, but you can bet he's proud.

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  • yeayeayea June 26, 2008

    Bikes hate pussies, disrespect them and you'll get a piece of ground inside your ass.

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  • buzzhawg June 26, 2008

    No, you ARE NOT GOOD. You SUCK. Get a new hobby. Maybe some new friends. The ones the laugh at you when you destroy a 10,000 dollar investment are usually fucking your girlfriend when you are at work.

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  • hatedogs June 26, 2008

    Jap bike bites squid wannabe. It's always nice to have a happy ending. Except of course the 9cc Jap shit bike could have had the decency to catch fire.

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  • big_daddy305 June 26, 2008

    Lesson 1. The power slide..

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  • jack-hammer June 26, 2008

    Hey,,,,, why not practice on a $25,000 dollar Harley you knuckle head! I started on a 360 honda in an open field back in 74, I had more sod under the foot pegs than carter had liver pills, Didn't have any scrapes or bruises though??? well maybe the odd bruise but you can't prove it,,,,

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  • judasz June 26, 2008

    Don't soda the clutch, Don't soda the clutch, don't soda the clutch.......shit he sodaed the clutch.

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  • skoal36 June 26, 2008

    lol don't get cocky

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  • godfatherems June 26, 2008

    Another customer for me. Job security.

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  • shimmery315 June 26, 2008

    ahhh i love organ donors, how about you godfather?

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  • madbasturd June 26, 2008

    so wheres the flying bikes at? i wanna see this potential victim on 1 of them next

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  • kasyr June 26, 2008

    its really resureing when your freind is trying comfort you and hes busting up laughing

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  • bubbalew June 26, 2008

    he got cocky....

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  • rocco1234 June 26, 2008

    dumbass

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  • rocco1234 June 26, 2008

    yeah

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  • tripod June 26, 2008

    HE NOW OWES THE OTHER GUY ONE NEW BIKE.

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  • rocco1234 June 26, 2008

    yup

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  • doc_ock June 26, 2008

    Watch my first burn-out.

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  • gsxrlady23 June 26, 2008

    Oh well. At least it was only a Honda.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip June 26, 2008

    the next trick in the books is do it standing up on the seat and hitting the brakes flying forward and run your sorry ass over.

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  • fukedupasshole June 26, 2008

    He should have hit the front brakes I would have laughed harder

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  • godless1 June 26, 2008

    Despite the good advice, John got cocky.

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  • mouser June 26, 2008

    goos old memories :)

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  • assholistic June 27, 2008

    Riders ed

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  • seabreeze June 27, 2008

    He couldn't hear that guy's instructions over that loud jazz music.

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  • rodeye2 June 27, 2008

    He saw the devil.

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  • fetuswithaids June 27, 2008

    That turned into a side-show quickly.

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  • lonecapone June 27, 2008

    31st bitches!

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  • lonecapone June 27, 2008

    Eat your young! Pleeeeeze eat your young!! John gave us some pavement entertainment!Seriously though....EAT YOUR YOUNG!

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  • bloo-4-u June 27, 2008

    taht was fucked up!!! i know, it was a nice bike.

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  • skinafuckerrus June 27, 2008

    yeah he's alright.just help him find his testicles damn you.

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  • d90girl June 27, 2008

    I would kill that prick..no, wait...I would never let him on my 1000ds to begin with...!!!!!!

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  • rustspot June 28, 2008

    fucking nOOb. i was lifting the nose at the end of first hour of riding when i first rode a motorcycle

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  • packers June 29, 2008

    HE WAS SCARED, HIS HANDS STARTED TO SWEAT AND THE CLUTCH SLIPPED... HE DID NOT MEAN TO DUMP THE RICE GRINDER!?!

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  • busanut199 June 30, 2008

    as soon as he said dont let the clutch out yet i then saw the fate of that bikes fairing in little bits all over that car park before it all happend :-(

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  • cellule June 30, 2008

    He shouuuuull bi woh.. wollarblaaaaadinggg inshteead...

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  • mylarjorgen July 7, 2008

    Hey camera dude, could you arrange for some kind of ramp to be nearby in the next one? Or what about a flaming hoop just in front of a brick wall? Pleeeeease.

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