How in the fuck do you go about losing not one but bother your arms in a motorcycle wreck. Whatever it was this guy probably isn't gonna be doing it again any time soon. That and no wiping his ass which really is the shitty part...
What do you biker loses both arms ?They are right behind him in the ditch ...misplaced but not lost.
aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhh! will someone scatch the end of me nose!
or, will someone take the cigarette out of me right hand its burning me fucking fingers....!???
Was he doing that "Look Ma no hands!!" trick??
..please no hot sauce on my tacos this time!
now how is he going to jerk off?
how the fuck did he manage that? he must have gone over the handle bars but was still holding on and his arms just twisted off!
Poor bastard,,,,,,,,someone will find a way to put an engine on a unicycle,,,just for show off's who fail!
No wonder he wrecked without arms coould not hit the brea..........oh fuck never mind
Whah ahaaah! Whinny bitch. Too bad he didn't lose his tongue.
Oh shit, I can't feel my legs! Yeah, well that's because you have no arms.
At least you still have your legs to get you to your suicidal venue of choice.
looked like that guy was finger fucking the arm socket EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
you are not superman, do not try to stop the car with your hands.
a little yoga and pilates and he'll be jackin off in no time...i mean c'mon thats the most important thing...right
1 bullet, 1 body bag. Problem solved.
his pizza twirling days are done son.
I am not a doctor. But from what I can diagnose. That sucks.
Armed and Dangerous. Except not.
Quick, someone give him a hand. No, make it two hands. No wait, give him 2 arms and 2 hands.
Fuck it, just give me my shotgun.
How the hell is he going to jerk off now ?? :P
No more riding for him....sad!!
This is what happens when you flip the double-birdie to the Hulk when he is in a bad mood.
rail sliding on your hans does not work out too well
that kitana bike was a sick thing
I was going to get a motorcycle sometime...but now FUCK THAT!
for his next trick......
ummmm is the fucking ambulance comin ? or are we gonna stand around an bullshit about how it happened?
how do you spell kavorkian...
Doc: I got some good and bad news,we can't re-attach your arms but we can attach your dick to one of your stumps and you can get some use out of it.
Too bad he was wearin his helmet!Hows he gonna scratch his crabs?
hey , can i buy that puma t shirt of you man ?
Hows he gonna wipe the shit out of his pants??
That was gay
the word mutha fucka is world wide lmao
just looks like armless fun from where im sitting
Hold on, don't let go...
Police report that the victim was wearing a helmet.
Im guessing this is one tough crazy dude. His grip must have been so strong that his shoulderblades dislocated, then from there, there is not much to hold your arms on and they just tore off. I wouldn't have thought leaving them in the blazing sun would not improve his chances of a regraft though. Maybe all his cool buddies were worried his fingers might get cold.