Biker loses both his arms

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Greg J.
37,106 Views 8 years ago

How in the fuck do you go about losing not one but bother your arms in a motorcycle wreck. Whatever it was this guy probably isn't gonna be doing it again any time soon. That and no wiping his ass which really is the shitty part...

38 Comments
  • lickadslit June 27, 2008

    What do you biker loses both arms ?They are right behind him in the ditch ...misplaced but not lost.

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  • ramafistfadge June 27, 2008

    aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhh! will someone scatch the end of me nose!

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  • ramafistfadge June 27, 2008

    or, will someone take the cigarette out of me right hand its burning me fucking fingers....!???

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  • wickedwithin June 27, 2008

    Was he doing that "Look Ma no hands!!" trick??

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  • rush June 27, 2008

    ..please no hot sauce on my tacos this time!

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  • judasz June 27, 2008

    now how is he going to jerk off?

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  • man0war June 27, 2008

    how the fuck did he manage that? he must have gone over the handle bars but was still holding on and his arms just twisted off!

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  • jack-hammer June 27, 2008

    Poor bastard,,,,,,,,someone will find a way to put an engine on a unicycle,,,just for show off's who fail!

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  • jimintn June 27, 2008

    No wonder he wrecked without arms coould not hit the brea..........oh fuck never mind

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  • sleeko June 27, 2008

    Whah ahaaah! Whinny bitch. Too bad he didn't lose his tongue.

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  • big_daddy305 June 27, 2008

    Oh shit, I can't feel my legs! Yeah, well that's because you have no arms.

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  • fetuswithaids June 27, 2008

    At least you still have your legs to get you to your suicidal venue of choice.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip June 27, 2008

    looked like that guy was finger fucking the arm socket EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

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  • shimmery315 June 27, 2008

    you are not superman, do not try to stop the car with your hands.

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  • crazymanny June 27, 2008

    a little yoga and pilates and he'll be jackin off in no time...i mean c'mon thats the most important thing...right

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  • havanutha June 27, 2008

    1 bullet, 1 body bag. Problem solved.

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  • skinafuckerrus June 27, 2008

    his pizza twirling days are done son.

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  • assholistic June 27, 2008

    I am not a doctor. But from what I can diagnose. That sucks.

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  • alanakbar June 27, 2008

    Armed and Dangerous. Except not.

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  • yeayeayea June 27, 2008

    Quick, someone give him a hand. No, make it two hands. No wait, give him 2 arms and 2 hands.

    Fuck it, just give me my shotgun.

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  • xxxismael June 27, 2008

    How the hell is he going to jerk off now ?? :P

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  • d90girl June 27, 2008

    No more riding for him....sad!!

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  • godless1 June 28, 2008

    This is what happens when you flip the double-birdie to the Hulk when he is in a bad mood.

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  • mouser June 28, 2008

    rail sliding on your hans does not work out too well

    that kitana bike was a sick thing

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  • str8balln June 28, 2008

    I was going to get a motorcycle sometime...but now FUCK THAT!

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  • madbasturd June 28, 2008

    for his next trick......

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  • mikedabiker June 28, 2008

    ummmm is the fucking ambulance comin ? or are we gonna stand around an bullshit about how it happened?

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  • commoneagle June 28, 2008

    how do you spell kavorkian...

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  • rodeye2 June 29, 2008

    Doc: I got some good and bad news,we can't re-attach your arms but we can attach your dick to one of your stumps and you can get some use out of it.

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  • lonecapone June 29, 2008

    Too bad he was wearin his helmet!Hows he gonna scratch his crabs?

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  • 69er June 29, 2008

    hey , can i buy that puma t shirt of you man ?

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  • lonecapone June 29, 2008

    Hows he gonna wipe the shit out of his pants??

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  • spinal12 June 30, 2008

    That was gay

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  • lonleyguy23 June 30, 2008

    the word mutha fucka is world wide lmao

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  • welshlongman June 30, 2008

    just looks like armless fun from where im sitting

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  • cellule June 30, 2008

    Hold on, don't let go...

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  • hatedogs July 1, 2008

    Police report that the victim was wearing a helmet.

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  • mylarjorgen July 7, 2008

    Im guessing this is one tough crazy dude. His grip must have been so strong that his shoulderblades dislocated, then from there, there is not much to hold your arms on and they just tore off. I wouldn't have thought leaving them in the blazing sun would not improve his chances of a regraft though. Maybe all his cool buddies were worried his fingers might get cold.

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