The only true way to figure out if there are any zombies around is to smash open someones brains with a truck and wait for them to come sauntering out to eat brains. Obviously there are no zombies here.
sorry guys i just got my licence
the zombies were waiting for that guy to turn off the cam
do you think he made it?
honey! where are my strawberry pancakes? oh!ok.
That's why I never jaywalk.
is he dead/
Who has the crackers?
well the paramedics better hurry up and get there if he's gonna survive this one
I am guessing that the LKY on the plate is not short for lucky.
And all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't get close to this dead mother fucker without puking on each others shoes.
Speakin of shoes, I dib those, they look kinda new, well not worn out much
Asprin aint got shit on this headache.
wheres my hat?
Yea, I don't have anything in my ambulance to fix that. Tell Elvis I said what's up.
Yes, I like SEX, I like GORE, I like KINK, I like BLOOD..but thats just wrong !!!!
Someone stop there fucking car and cover the poor bastard!!!
I know I would !
Hit the mother fucker DEAD center
Suddenly i´m hungry for scrambled eggs with lots of ketchup.
Imagine the sound his head made when it crushed-POP!!!
lets give the camera man a 12mp camera to get us some closeups of that dude.
I got B 4 LUCKY out of the license plate,maybe he was lucky before but it looks like it ran out.
there was a new road carpet
i think they got him,
this superman could not stop that train
That was one hell of a Zit!
Did his necklace explode?
he is thinking about it~~~~
Wish I could see the rail-slide before!! Wollerblades are so cool...
how about a detour?
Hey d90girl, Do you like a bit of back-door lovin'?
December 8, 2016 To the mad negger:
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