Don't bring a bulldozer to a gunfight

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Greg J.
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So a guy decides to go apeshit in Israel with a bulldozer and it never occurs to him that all anyone has to do is jump on the damn thing and shoot him in the face. Next time do like that one guy did and armor up the damn bulldozer.

38 Comments
  • fetuswithaids July 2, 2008

    "We're sorry Jenkins,but we're gonna have to lay you off,permanently."

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  • thunderbutt July 2, 2008

    Not a dozer, it's a loader, fucking STUPID!!!

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  • 2indastink July 2, 2008

    bad day at the office?...

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  • blood_lust July 2, 2008

    blood, where's the damn blood

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  • jack-hammer July 2, 2008

    #1- driver is an idiot,,,,,, front end LOADER goes about 25mph, just throw it in reverse??? look at all your neighbors you can run over

    #2- large bucket could be used to squish your neighbors while they try to run away,,,,,, or better yet,,,,,,do a fuckin U-turn.

    Nooooooo,,,,,,,just drive down the street, scaring everyone away,,,,,,mean while you have a 10 block parade behind you,,,, sooner or later someone's gotta pull a gun on you!!!!

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  • Greg J. July 2, 2008

    I could give a flying fuck if it is a loader and not a bulldozer. Any fucking place in the world that has the story is saying it is a bulldozer because the non-construction working majority out there doesn't know or care about the difference.

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  • havanutha July 2, 2008

    Not exactly a good getaway vehicle.

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  • madbasturd July 2, 2008

    more kung-fu fighting?

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  • tripod July 2, 2008

    THE NEWS STORY I SAW SAID THE GUY WAS A PALESTINIAN, DETERMINED TO TAKE OUT SOME JEWS. LOOKS LIKE THE JEWS GOT HIM.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 2, 2008

    thats how a caterpillar crawls.

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  • thunderbutt July 2, 2008

    Greg, no one gives a FUCK about your opinon

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  • thunderbutt July 2, 2008

    Its really a crane...

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  • commoneagle July 2, 2008

    thunderbutt hole.... if it makes people stupid to be ignorant then you must also be stupid.... or can you tell us the designated nuclear isotope for a hydrogen bombs fifth property of nano window adhesion factor.... just because someone has not learned somthing does not mean they are stupid dumass...

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  • godless1 July 2, 2008

    I thought it was a fucking Vespa scooter. WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT IT IS!!! The driver took a huge fucking "vehicle" and went on a rampage through the streets until someone with a gun blew his fucking brains out. Sorry to ruin the ending for anyone who hasn't heard about it yet.

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  • commoneagle July 2, 2008

    oh and just because you know the difference don't mak u smart neither dilllhole... shut the fuck up with pissy comments unless it is a response to a pissy comment...greg is the man and he happens to be in the driver seat you are the one who likely should fuck off thundertwat.

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  • commoneagle July 2, 2008

    one more for the moron... who made you the king who can say what no one cares about... humm thunderdink the mindreader ...

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  • iwantmythc July 2, 2008

    And here's another one for you dip shit,if you want to get technical its a FRONT END loader bitch!You da man Greg!

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  • lonecapone July 2, 2008

    Was it tonka?

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  • thunderbutt July 2, 2008

    Damn, that was easy!

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  • thunderbutt July 2, 2008

    Greg was in the drivers seat?!! OMG, is he dead beagle?

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  • shimmery315 July 2, 2008

    Well nice to know we wont be seeing much more of thunderbutt around here. great loss it will be.

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  • spinal12 July 2, 2008

    Welcome to America

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  • hatedogs July 2, 2008

    Nice commercial for Catapillar.

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  • twirler July 2, 2008

    I LIKE CAKE AND DOZERS

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  • assholistic July 2, 2008

    I love how israeli's dont mess around. None of that "Wait did you read the miranda warning to him? " bullshit. just clean off the dozer and continue about your day.

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  • assholistic July 2, 2008

    loader, crane moped, giant dildo.. whatever

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  • skullcop July 3, 2008

    Nah... Blame it on GTA I bet you cant get one of those in the game.

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  • mouser July 3, 2008

    good try ten point for stile but there i s no reset button on this game

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  • melanie1962 July 3, 2008

    WOW...and I thought MY boss was tough!! O_O

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  • jaimejam July 3, 2008

    i said BLAM! not to BLAM! take the dozer BLAM! for a lunch run! BLAM!

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  • rodeye2 July 3, 2008

    His foot was stuck,now its not.

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  • thunderbutt July 3, 2008

    Hey beagle, whats the particle sub-rate?

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  • thunderbutt July 3, 2008

    liveleak/view?i=ll_e94_1214993223

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  • dewthedew July 3, 2008

    fighting over a stupid bulldozer what has the world come to

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  • isreal56 July 3, 2008

    Dont fuck with Isreal!Never Agion!!

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  • iwantmythc July 3, 2008

    Now they are calling it a huge earth moving vehicle.

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  • lonecapone July 5, 2008

    Its not a kia!

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  • averagejoe August 2, 2008

    Guys that looks to be a cat 950 frontend loader, I use one at work and the larger 980 model, point is that I use it for my job, and not on the populace of the local city, and whoever is or was driveing it was not too experieneced with its abilities

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