Car wash for dummies

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Greg J.
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I just wrote one of those ''For Dummies'' books on how to go through a car wash. It consists of one page with a single sentence that says ''stay in the car and keep the doors closed until it's over your fucking idiot''.

28 Comments
  • theegg July 5, 2008

    haa haa

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  • tribalgoonerbo July 5, 2008

    Heeeey!! dumb cunt springs to mind....

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  • big_daddy305 July 5, 2008

    At least the inside is clean now also.

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  • skinafuckerrus July 5, 2008

    hes in a rush to get to his"idiots anonymous"class

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  • macthesparky1 July 5, 2008

    ahh thats ok, ive got the passenger door from the OTHER car i did that with, we're good

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  • shimmery315 July 5, 2008

    now i can play dukes of hazard.

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  • turkishniyazy July 5, 2008

    i can never understand what this dumb mother fuckers think, neverrrrr

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  • rc2james July 5, 2008

    How many dumb bastards does it take to fuck up a car door?

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  • gearheadnick July 5, 2008

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

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  • fetuswithaids July 5, 2008

    It's not gonna close now,moron!Fuck it,the cars a fag-machine anyways,so tie it shut,Chico.

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  • skullcop July 5, 2008

    This is what happens when you don't use Mexicans!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 5, 2008

    is there really that many dumbfucks out there?It must be the polluted air people breathe.

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  • madbasturd July 5, 2008

    congatulations numbnuts, tonite you will be on crazyshit!!

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  • melanie1962 July 5, 2008

    I like how Goober was trying to close the car door after it got fucked up...wonder if the dumb shits tried to sue the car wash?? ^_^

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  • nudrop July 5, 2008

    that is not how you install "suicide doors"

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  • judasz July 5, 2008

    you only got the basic wash. if you want the interior done that will be an extra $10

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  • dirtysanchez July 5, 2008

    How do you say? I'm gonna kick the wholly fuckin shit outta you for ripping the passenger door off my car!!!What a dumb fuck!!!

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  • iwantmythc July 5, 2008

    Dude,did you get the floor mats clean?

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  • tripod July 5, 2008

    WELL, AT LEAST IT'S CLEAN

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  • sikamikanico July 5, 2008

    dont be so hard on the guy...happens to me everytime!

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  • rodeye2 July 6, 2008

    Your door is ajar and your a dumbass.

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  • rodeye2 July 6, 2008

    Hot wax the dumbass.

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  • ouch July 6, 2008

    $7.50 wash $750:00 door. Well done fuck face

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  • mylarjorgen July 6, 2008

    Next time he flies, don't let him sit near the door.

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  • yeayeayea July 7, 2008

    Fucktard!

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  • evilgenius July 8, 2008

    does insurance cove goddamnedstupidcocksuckingmotherfucker?

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  • mouser July 9, 2008

    you know this fucker is american but not our pride

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  • kenfromdublin August 23, 2008

    Stupid American cunt! lol!

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