The daily shit: love is dead, welcome to reality, and nose rings suck

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Greg J.
10,341 Views 8 years ago

Seems like not a day goes by without some asshole blowing something up or getting arrested by the police. I guess people constantly fucking up is the way of the world and thank god because without it there would be no Daily Shit.

16 Comments
  • shiznitshabam July 10, 2008

    the original shocker? first

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  • iwantmythc July 10, 2008

    Shit,fuck,satan,death,sex,drugs,rape!

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  • twirler July 10, 2008

    LAST

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  • judasz July 10, 2008

    does that include sex with Zombies? I mean sex with Zombies is Okay right? Anyone know where I can get a female Zombie

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  • ouch July 10, 2008

    I have a female zombie locked up in my basement if you want to come over and do her. $80 a half hour $75 for 3/4 and $$150 an hour m8 :)

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  • shimmery315 July 10, 2008

    ^^^i guess they can't tell time in australia, either that or you're getting quite a deal for 45 minutes. i'll take 2.

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  • fetuswithaids July 10, 2008

    One less crackhead you gotta worry about!

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  • namehere July 10, 2008

    hey i live in south dakota u jerks

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  • bucknuts July 11, 2008

    Yer not aloud to fuck a corps unless you can spell necrophiliac,

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  • franchesco July 11, 2008

    Greg nose rings on bitches are sexy and you need a new fuck'n shirt yo...

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  • madbasturd July 11, 2008

    sex, n drugs, n rock n roll.. sounds like a news buttetin or a song right there

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  • godfatherems July 11, 2008

    12th bitches!!

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  • darkwestern July 11, 2008

    I would guess that sex with a zombie would contract the disease like an STD. Not recommended.

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  • unholy_goat July 11, 2008

    Porn of the dead is recommended if you like zombies in that way

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  • sleeko July 11, 2008

    Greg/Jay...The prosecutor story opened with a picture of Marcia Clark, one of the OJ Simpson DA's. Don't be surprised, if you a phone call from the LA District Attorney.

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  • daveassholitz July 11, 2008

    Hey Jay! Is that the voice you use when you call and harass girls on the phone? That's hot!

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