The face-up

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Greg J.
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Nothing spells ''I am an incompetent asshole'' like saying you can do a push up with no hands and landing on your face. Whatever chances you had at scoring that night just went down like the Titanic.

26 Comments
  • first1shit July 13, 2008

    ha

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  • 2indastink July 13, 2008

    absolute pile of shit...... cheers.

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  • alanakbar July 13, 2008

    Now do it again, but clap twice.

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  • evilgenius July 13, 2008

    Arrogant bastard. Try your trick on carpet next time. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • evilgenius July 13, 2008

    On second look asshole, you need to push up with enough force to create momentum sufficient to keep your manly physic (fizz-eek?) suspended long enough to perform the double hand clap behind the back. go ahead and try it again and tape it, I'll wait to see the results.

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  • iwantmythc July 13, 2008

    I don't understand,it workes in the movies!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 13, 2008

    more emo bullshit whats new.

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  • crzmn1 July 13, 2008

    next time try it the Japanese school girl way i'll bet he wont hit his face then

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  • blanton1492 July 13, 2008

    non-military push-up..i think.

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  • zekesteroid July 13, 2008

    It doesn't look like he could do a normal push-up so why the fuck did he think he could do one with a clap in front of him, let along a clap behind him. This guy gets a rating of "Idiot" in my book

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  • havanutha July 13, 2008

    You have to stick the landing if you're going to impress the judges.

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  • fetuswithaids July 13, 2008

    Check it out,guys!I can do push-ups with my teeth!

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  • madbasturd July 13, 2008

    wheres his bmx?

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  • ouch July 13, 2008

    And this week’s dumb ass award goes to................

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  • godless1 July 13, 2008

    I think he just figured out that the scene in the Zohan movie was just special FX.

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  • big_daddy305 July 13, 2008

    Teeth: It's what's for dinner.

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  • rodeye2 July 13, 2008

    I bet 3 more beers and you can do it right.

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  • tech-n9ne July 13, 2008

    why were they taping it anyways?

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  • iwantmythc July 14, 2008

    They were taping it so they could be on crazy shit!!!

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  • shimmery315 July 14, 2008

    wow did u learn that in karate?

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  • skullcop July 14, 2008

    That's a strange way to wipe your ass.

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  • assholistic July 15, 2008

    A lot of estrogen in that room. I can smell it from here.

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  • kasyr July 15, 2008

    tard

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  • damonplz July 15, 2008

    Now imagine if he had a hardon =/

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  • tripower July 15, 2008

    all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth...

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  • mouser July 17, 2008

    one must train his dick much more before on can do dick push ups

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