the 100k dollar man

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Greg J.
27,675 Views 8 years ago

This guy is the first step in the long line of prosthetics that don't make you look like your something out of a bad Peter Pan play. Only problem is each limb costs 50 thousand dollars so don't go cutting off your real limbs just yet.

29 Comments
  • blkdck4whtchks July 14, 2008

    Now I can Kill people and not leave any fingerprints.... fuck you CSI Miami

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  • lickadslit July 14, 2008

    A fiftyk hand job sounds great but be careful or you might have to buy a 100k pecker.

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  • big_daddy305 July 14, 2008

    knock knock. Oh shit, what did you do to my door?

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  • 2indastink July 14, 2008

    yeah......but can the cunt do a hand stand?.....i think not.

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  • turkishniyazy July 14, 2008

    wow we have a new pirate in town

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  • rodeye2 July 14, 2008

    Now you can wipe your own ass again,firecracker.

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  • shimmery315 July 14, 2008

    i think i need a bionic fisting.

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  • fetuswithaids July 14, 2008

    Hey,at least you can play with fireworks again,Sparky!

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  • lonecapone July 14, 2008

    Go to wipe your ass n accidentally shove your whole arm up your asshole! that would suck!

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  • anonwhocares July 14, 2008

    no more angry masterbation that would suck

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  • havanutha July 14, 2008

    They just have to put him in a porn now.

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  • madbasturd July 14, 2008

    mechanical wank?

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  • osterius July 14, 2008

    The terminator lives!!

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  • twirler July 14, 2008

    THATS PRETTY COOL!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 14, 2008

    when I grew up I always wanted to be a cyborg.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 14, 2008

    This world would be turnned inside out.

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  • ouch July 14, 2008

    Remind me not to be his girlfriend when he wants to finger my pussy

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  • jgimages July 14, 2008

    ..whats up with his eye.....just asking yo

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  • zekesteroid July 14, 2008

    Well, those new hands are pretty cool and all, but I think he's still a dumbass for playing around with fireworks in the first place.

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  • skullcop July 14, 2008

    These hands are great! The hooks hurt like hell to get my dick out to piss!

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  • assholistic July 15, 2008

    1) What a dumbass for blowing off his own hands. 2) Eating a french fry is ok. But really wouldnt the hooks be better for that ? 3) When .. oh when.. is science going to give up on useless things like fake arms.. to focus on things that benefit humanity.. like a realistic blow job substitute.

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  • xxxismael July 15, 2008

    wonder how he jerks off

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  • blaed July 15, 2008

    should prolly dish out anouther 50k on a bionic eye

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  • buttplug69 July 15, 2008

    could you imagine beatin off with those hooks?

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  • spinal-tap July 16, 2008

    Must be nice to be Rich to bad he is not poor

    he would have nubs instead of $100.0000.00

    dollar fore arms and hands.

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  • spinal-tap July 16, 2008

    He pays a big black lady that is 500 pounds

    or bigger to jack him off.She also wipes his

    ass after he shits she gets paid good. when

    she is wanking his pecker she be eating chicking

    wangs.she say mmm mmm that be good ckickin

    wangs .Than she say honey be glad when you

    cum i am thirsty from eating those wangs.

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  • jgimages July 16, 2008

    ^^^^somebody shoot this corny fuck^^^^^^^^

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  • mouser July 17, 2008

    here we go the end of the world is near

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  • kenfromdublin December 29, 2008

    UPDATE; 21 year old Jason Henderson blew his head off while playing with fireworks again today, he had recently learned that his arms weren't robotic at all - but real arms that had been donated by a black man.

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