This guy is the first step in the long line of prosthetics that don't make you look like your something out of a bad Peter Pan play. Only problem is each limb costs 50 thousand dollars so don't go cutting off your real limbs just yet.
Now I can Kill people and not leave any fingerprints.... fuck you CSI Miami
A fiftyk hand job sounds great but be careful or you might have to buy a 100k pecker.
knock knock. Oh shit, what did you do to my door?
yeah......but can the cunt do a hand stand?.....i think not.
wow we have a new pirate in town
Now you can wipe your own ass again,firecracker.
i think i need a bionic fisting.
Hey,at least you can play with fireworks again,Sparky!
Go to wipe your ass n accidentally shove your whole arm up your asshole! that would suck!
no more angry masterbation that would suck
They just have to put him in a porn now.
The terminator lives!!
THATS PRETTY COOL!
when I grew up I always wanted to be a cyborg.
This world would be turnned inside out.
Remind me not to be his girlfriend when he wants to finger my pussy
..whats up with his eye.....just asking yo
Well, those new hands are pretty cool and all, but I think he's still a dumbass for playing around with fireworks in the first place.
These hands are great! The hooks hurt like hell to get my dick out to piss!
1) What a dumbass for blowing off his own hands. 2) Eating a french fry is ok. But really wouldnt the hooks be better for that ? 3) When .. oh when.. is science going to give up on useless things like fake arms.. to focus on things that benefit humanity.. like a realistic blow job substitute.
wonder how he jerks off
should prolly dish out anouther 50k on a bionic eye
could you imagine beatin off with those hooks?
Must be nice to be Rich to bad he is not poor
he would have nubs instead of $100.0000.00
dollar fore arms and hands.
He pays a big black lady that is 500 pounds
or bigger to jack him off.She also wipes his
ass after he shits she gets paid good. when
she is wanking his pecker she be eating chicking
wangs.she say mmm mmm that be good ckickin
wangs .Than she say honey be glad when you
cum i am thirsty from eating those wangs.
^^^^somebody shoot this corny fuck^^^^^^^^
here we go the end of the world is near
UPDATE; 21 year old Jason Henderson blew his head off while playing with fireworks again today, he had recently learned that his arms weren't robotic at all - but real arms that had been donated by a black man.