I have been wondering for months now why my grandmothers couches always look so beat up. This whole time I thought they weer just old but when she told me they were purchased at a garage sale a month ago I started getting suspicious.
hahah i thought it said "Crouches" not couches
Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
Now THAT'S GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! Must be from the UK......Huh ouch??? lmao
what a waste of my fucking time you cockends need to sort your lives out
That was fucking funny!Anyboby here who disagrees,is just mad that furniture gets more action than they do!Nuff'said!
i feel guilty for beating my kids unconcious now...no i dont.
fucking couch gets more action than I do
yea what fetuswithcancer said is right ... did you if you come back honkey69 what he said.... oh is it feed us with cum sir..... no wait it was unborn baby with aids yeah... that is what feed us said....
^^JEEZUS MAN,what did we do to you to cause us brain hemohraging?FUCK MAN!!!
I THINK I'M GONNA GET RID OF MY FURITURE NOW.
Saw this on comedy central last night.
If you put some lube in a baggie and wrap it in a warm towel, you can have sex with your furniture too.
Furniture having sex?
Saves me a bundle from buying little chairs.
they shoulda jumped on the sleeper sofa.
I would have tied her up and fucked her friend the Fat Sofa in front of her and then made her suck the cum off my dick, opps did I type that out loud!?
Now I know where the cum stains came from on the furniture,I always thought it was my cheating wife.
What the fuck ass hell, I was expecting granny porn and now I'm pissed.
I love my FUCKING Furniture!
I love fucking on my fucking fuck chair.
thats sofa-king retarded! get it? sofa-king? haahaaaahaaaaaa wheres my fucking medication???
I wonder if it uses a lampshade for a rubber?
commoneagle whats up you pissed that your mum finally confessed you were the product of a totaly inocent dog fucking accident, or that you sister will blow homeless bums for crack money. while your dad quietly wanks you off. retard