Roof Sex

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Greg J.
22,218 Views 8 years ago

I have been wondering for months now why my grandmothers couches always look so beat up. This whole time I thought they weer just old but when she told me they were purchased at a garage sale a month ago I started getting suspicious.

29 Comments
  • tech-n9ne July 15, 2008

    hahah i thought it said "Crouches" not couches

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  • jc420 July 15, 2008

    Don't be silly, wrap your willy.

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  • wickedwithin July 15, 2008

    1st

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  • wickedwithin July 15, 2008

    crap!!!!!

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  • tech-n9ne July 15, 2008

    hahah BITCH^!

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  • wickedwithin July 15, 2008

    Now THAT'S GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! Must be from the UK......Huh ouch??? lmao

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  • honkey69 July 15, 2008

    what a waste of my fucking time you cockends need to sort your lives out

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  • fukedupasshole July 15, 2008

    not bad!!

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  • fetuswithaids July 15, 2008

    That was fucking funny!Anyboby here who disagrees,is just mad that furniture gets more action than they do!Nuff'said!

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  • skinafuckerrus July 15, 2008

    i feel guilty for beating my kids unconcious now...no i dont.

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  • big_daddy305 July 15, 2008

    fucking couch gets more action than I do

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  • commoneagle July 15, 2008

    yea what fetuswithcancer said is right ... did you if you come back honkey69 what he said.... oh is it feed us with cum sir..... no wait it was unborn baby with aids yeah... that is what feed us said....

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  • skinafuckerrus July 15, 2008

    ^^JEEZUS MAN,what did we do to you to cause us brain hemohraging?FUCK MAN!!!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 15, 2008

    I THINK I'M GONNA GET RID OF MY FURITURE NOW.

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  • iwantmythc July 15, 2008

    Saw this on comedy central last night.

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  • godless1 July 15, 2008

    If you put some lube in a baggie and wrap it in a warm towel, you can have sex with your furniture too.

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  • damonplz July 15, 2008

    Furniture having sex?

    Saves me a bundle from buying little chairs.

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  • xxxismael July 15, 2008

    jajaja

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  • shimmery315 July 15, 2008

    they shoulda jumped on the sleeper sofa.

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  • ouch July 15, 2008

    I would have tied her up and fucked her friend the Fat Sofa in front of her and then made her suck the cum off my dick, opps did I type that out loud!?

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  • rodeye2 July 15, 2008

    Now I know where the cum stains came from on the furniture,I always thought it was my cheating wife.

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  • osterius July 15, 2008

    What the fuck ass hell, I was expecting granny porn and now I'm pissed.

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  • smilee July 15, 2008

    AHHA

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  • skullcop July 16, 2008

    I love my FUCKING Furniture!

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  • spinal-tap July 16, 2008

    I love fucking on my fucking fuck chair.

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  • dj_busta_nutt July 16, 2008

    thats sofa-king retarded! get it? sofa-king? haahaaaahaaaaaa wheres my fucking medication???

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  • lonecapone July 16, 2008

    I wonder if it uses a lampshade for a rubber?

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  • honkey69 July 16, 2008

    commoneagle whats up you pissed that your mum finally confessed you were the product of a totaly inocent dog fucking accident, or that you sister will blow homeless bums for crack money. while your dad quietly wanks you off. retard

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  • mouser July 17, 2008

    cute

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