So you eating your breakfast when all of a sudden a car comes crashing through the window next to your seat at 50mph and does just about everything but absolutely crush you to death... Yup it's Monday.
Heeey thats fucked my de caff
can i take your order?
i didn't order this, oh here is my hat
i work in a gas station and exactly the same thing happened, no one hurt though.
Damn! those cameras are everywhere. Don't think I'll rob that diner.
The auto-pilot switch must have been faulty
Better wake up than coffee...
thats what you get for lookin at the waitress
I love how he takes the time to collect his thoughts enough to put his hat back on.
I would be faking so many injuries that drivers insurance company would go under.Oh my leg,neck,head,back,ear,finger,toe,eye,nose,cock-n-balls,my back again,OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!I'M FUCKED UP!!!!PAYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEE BITCHES!!!!!!!!
I like the way he keeps his composure.His first thought is"My hat,I gotta cover my bald head before that hot waitress sees it.Ah there it is.This is just like last year when the tornado ripped thruogh my trailer.Nothing to it."
looks like he needs to cut back on the cheeseburgers anyway........
That pain is from the food, not the crash.
Opportunity only knocks once... Check out how everyone, stiffs their tab.
so uh what's the special today?
SO IS THE DRIVER DEAD?WHERES THE CONCLUSION TO THIS PCP EPISODE.
Best one I've seen in a while. Good job, guys.
dont you just love it when the sat-nav goes on the fritz?
Waiter? My eggs have a car in them...
He should have composed himself enough to give the driver at least a finger before getting his hat.
bastard ran over my late!
Leave a tip,not a piss-stain on the seat,pops!
I like how the guy was pretty calm and put his hat back on...witty comment: "The guy in the car must have been one hungry motherfucker"
That dude must have had an angel on his sholder! O_O
Complain about your food now, motherfucker!
"Waiter? My eggs have a car in them..."
QUOTE OF THE WEEK, HANDS DOWN
i didn't go to a drive in or did I
Now is right moment to get out without paying.
Lunch break is over!!!now get back to work.
Don't always take the lowest bid when requesting a drive-thru.
Poor feller. Man trying to eat and some son of a bitch come flying in their thinking its drive Thru.
That feller he is a lucky man hats off to you man.
Must have been a drive thru window sign up!!!
hey buddy, midas is 2 blocks down.
Probably wouldnt admit that I worked in a gas station!hahaha Gotta be making the big bucks!Can I get 50 on 6? haha
Man O war! Pump my gas!lol just kiddin pal.I got it!
just stood up now i got to sit down
you think they spat on his food?
HOLY SHIT that guy is Lucky
He lives to die another day.