Guy gets crushed in diner

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Greg J.
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So you eating your breakfast when all of a sudden a car comes crashing through the window next to your seat at 50mph and does just about everything but absolutely crush you to death... Yup it's Monday.

42 Comments
  • tribalgoonerbo July 21, 2008

    Heeey thats fucked my de caff

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  • kingkey July 21, 2008

    can i take your order?

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  • turkishniyazy July 21, 2008

    i didn't order this, oh here is my hat

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  • man0war July 21, 2008

    i work in a gas station and exactly the same thing happened, no one hurt though.

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  • sleeko July 21, 2008

    Damn! those cameras are everywhere. Don't think I'll rob that diner.

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  • 4kinghell July 21, 2008

    The auto-pilot switch must have been faulty

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  • thundermug July 21, 2008

    Better wake up than coffee...

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  • tech-n9ne July 21, 2008

    thats what you get for lookin at the waitress

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  • blaed July 21, 2008

    indestructibility?

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  • slipitin July 21, 2008

    I love how he takes the time to collect his thoughts enough to put his hat back on.

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  • iwantmythc July 21, 2008

    I would be faking so many injuries that drivers insurance company would go under.Oh my leg,neck,head,back,ear,finger,toe,eye,nose,cock-n-balls,my back again,OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!I'M FUCKED UP!!!!PAYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEE BITCHES!!!!!!!!

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  • iwantmythc July 21, 2008

    I like the way he keeps his composure.His first thought is"My hat,I gotta cover my bald head before that hot waitress sees it.Ah there it is.This is just like last year when the tornado ripped thruogh my trailer.Nothing to it."

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  • dj_busta_nutt July 21, 2008

    looks like he needs to cut back on the cheeseburgers anyway........

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  • 2indastink July 21, 2008

    drive-thru diner?......

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  • havanutha July 21, 2008

    That pain is from the food, not the crash.

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  • zekesteroid July 21, 2008

    Check please...

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  • sleeko July 21, 2008

    Opportunity only knocks once... Check out how everyone, stiffs their tab.

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  • shimmery315 July 21, 2008

    so uh what's the special today?

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 21, 2008

    SO IS THE DRIVER DEAD?WHERES THE CONCLUSION TO THIS PCP EPISODE.

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  • alanakbar July 21, 2008

    Best one I've seen in a while. Good job, guys.

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  • madbasturd July 21, 2008

    dont you just love it when the sat-nav goes on the fritz?

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  • triscuitz July 21, 2008

    Waiter? My eggs have a car in them...

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  • godless1 July 21, 2008

    He should have composed himself enough to give the driver at least a finger before getting his hat.

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  • richonaids July 21, 2008

    bastard ran over my late!

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  • fetuswithaids July 21, 2008

    Leave a tip,not a piss-stain on the seat,pops!

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  • osterius July 21, 2008

    I like how the guy was pretty calm and put his hat back on...witty comment: "The guy in the car must have been one hungry motherfucker"

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  • melanie1962 July 21, 2008

    That dude must have had an angel on his sholder! O_O

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  • big_daddy305 July 21, 2008

    Complain about your food now, motherfucker!

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  • elzombino July 21, 2008

    "Waiter? My eggs have a car in them..."

    QUOTE OF THE WEEK, HANDS DOWN

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  • yardboyz4u July 21, 2008

    i didn't go to a drive in or did I

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  • yeayeayea July 22, 2008

    Now is right moment to get out without paying.

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  • rodeye2 July 22, 2008

    Lunch break is over!!!now get back to work.

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  • rodeye2 July 22, 2008

    Don't always take the lowest bid when requesting a drive-thru.

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  • spinal-tap July 22, 2008

    Poor feller. Man trying to eat and some son of a bitch come flying in their thinking its drive Thru.

    That feller he is a lucky man hats off to you man.

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  • mfaymidas July 22, 2008

    Must have been a drive thru window sign up!!!

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  • cemetery man July 22, 2008

    hey buddy, midas is 2 blocks down.

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  • lonecapone July 23, 2008

    Probably wouldnt admit that I worked in a gas station!hahaha Gotta be making the big bucks!Can I get 50 on 6? haha

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  • lonecapone July 23, 2008

    Man O war! Pump my gas!lol just kiddin pal.I got it!

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  • mouser July 23, 2008

    just stood up now i got to sit down

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  • crazymanny July 24, 2008

    you think they spat on his food?

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  • sexytime5486 August 22, 2008

    HOLY SHIT that guy is Lucky

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  • english666 May 26, 2009

    He lives to die another day.

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