The only good part about July 4th is you get to see all types of assholes light off fireworks on different parts of their body as if they are immune to flames and pain or something. That and drinking.
some people are just smarter then others ...some aren't.
It's a ricket bitchessssss....sincerely, Robert Hallock the Truckingman.
Another candidate for the firing squad!
I hope they've got an aloe plant kicking around the house for dopey.
lets see im do that witha cherry bomb next time
Next he'll show how to drive nails with his forhead.
Congradulations. You're a moron
He's gonna be wondering what happened to his eyebrows and eyelashes in the morning when he's sober and looks in the mirror. Slo Mo looked cool. For a dumbass that is
is he related to Irene?
that shit just crusted his face and turned him nig.
shame it wasnt a stick of dynamite
after all the blow that rocket wasn't nothin.
Find his mother and tell her to give him a hug so this doesn't happen again.
Got any other hot ideas, there Smokey?
His family tree is a pole.
2nd degree burns
So thats what tossing a Cajun salad is like.
That was next door to my house. No wonder the BBQ smelled funny.
there are some stupid people in this world then you meet the idiots
Nice trailer park! Two story doublewides with a pop out!Inbreeding on every floor!Next thing they need is a tornado to stir up shit in theyre cornfed,shitty firework having sisters my aunt that gave them hope of life hoping to blow the lips off the ugly inbred faggot pile of uncle mom that cuddles with black people till Dad gets home from the oil rig!
If you ever had a relative that died after saying: "Hey watch this!" you might be a Redneck! ^_^
great way to get rid of 5 oclock shadow