Seems like people where hard at work this weekend trying to do as many stupid things as possible. You can tell because some asshole was actually able to fly out of his car onto a roof. Time to play the lottery buddy.
That one guy looked like what Jay would look like if he stunted his growth with steriods. Funny though. Good shit shitters.
I don't work on mondays Greg.I just chill at my digs and smoke pot all day......actually I went to work.Yeah...sucks.Nice dream though!Scott looks like he raids keg parties for a living!
When I worked on Mondays I used to hate Mondays (first day of the week), then I quit working Mondays, and then I hated Tuesdays, so I decided to completely quit working that I'm a happy homeless man with a laptop and free wifi connection, foreclosure kiss my ass, you can't touch me, I'm already homeless.
Scott what the fuck dude you guys need to record your videos in a wide screen mode you almost didn't fit in my computer, shit I used to say shit about Jay but it seems I just found someone else to pick on, oh and by the way calm the fuck down you know I'm just joking (i'm afraid of you getting mad and thinking of eating me or something).
Hey i live in Guatemala, and yes it sucks!
shit i spilled my beer
Heaven is with virgins, in heaven you will get a castel from all the finest smagrads and rubies, your own land, can you dig. I believe you will have wings. And live like the greek and romans. "wished" drinkin whine while you lay in pillows, relaxing in the garden on your back with a golden crown. The best music, smoke weed, and in heaven there is growht, the weed, and food you take, is produced. You will live min.77X bether than a greek king. And imagine the angels and there not babies, no sun, always light. rivers of whine, water, milk with honey,... Huge enormous animals. cows, fish,birds,...And nothing dies. while you can eat of this animals. The taste is like nothing you have ever eaten. Peaple have bodies of light in heaven, and other will be promoted to angels. This is heaven. Hell min 77X worser than the blind, sick, poor, deaf, kids,... life.
is it spot the fat fuck monday? i seen 2 on here, do i win a prize?