Assault and battery for beginners

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Greg J.
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Usually you wanna smash a glass over someones head at a bar but if you get bored enough one of the friends you have in your house is a great substitute. It is also safer because you can dispose of the body if you accidentally kill him.

26 Comments
  • fatpizzaguy July 29, 2008

    I would bet that is going to leave a mark.

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  • lickadslit July 29, 2008

    I would break that fuckers neck and shove the broken glass up his ass...Wearing gloves of course.

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  • tribalgoonerbo July 29, 2008

    Heeeey!! retards is the word I am looking for...

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  • eazybeast July 29, 2008

    5th bithces!!!

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  • tomask July 29, 2008

    Bet you a tener i can knock him out with one glass.

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  • thundermug July 29, 2008

    FAAAAKE!!!! That ain't a broad doing dishes and getting smacked around.

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  • havanutha July 29, 2008

    They need to sleep sooner or later. Let 'em laugh now.

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  • thoward July 29, 2008

    Wheirs the blood? No blood no foul thats the way I grewup how about you guys?

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  • chloe6 July 29, 2008

    And that why???

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  • fetuswithaids July 29, 2008

    At least someone was using their head.

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  • commoneagle July 29, 2008

    oh your god fukin off with his head what a prick... what did the dude do to deserve that shit..

    this is the kind of creepy crap that makes me wish i could flood the earth again... well may be we should just nuke it and start from scratch... time is of no consequence to the spirit.... signed truckng dan dumb ass man...

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  • shimmery315 July 29, 2008

    shoulda waited till he was done with the dishes.

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  • midnightraver July 29, 2008

    fucking friends tzz fake ass friends. The law of the strongest, evolution. The only evolution in life is the evolving from you becoming an animal. Like Hitler, he believed in evolution and all who do. a big fuck you.

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  • hatedogs July 29, 2008

    Twelth, you little nuggets of festering afterbirth.

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  • madbasturd July 29, 2008

    yea err thanks doggy, anywho the old tazer to the face when mr dipshit is asleep would be a good form of retribution, DONT FORGET TO TAPE IT AND SEND IT HERE YA TWAT

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  • rodeye2 July 29, 2008

    Ya missed this glass,now clean it up.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 29, 2008

    friend are such asshole today.

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  • kasyr July 29, 2008

    i would have kicked his ass after the cuncousion went away

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  • lonecapone July 29, 2008

    What you do is warm a hotdog in the microwave...then while hes sleeping you slide it in his mouth a couple times,when he wakes up you stand there with your dick out!Damn I miss college!

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  • jo53rock July 29, 2008

    Yeah is fake

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  • jo53rock July 29, 2008

    These kids are smarter every day, I bet you his mom told me to do the dishes and he found his own meaning of that.

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  • ouch July 29, 2008

    Gay

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  • laroo July 30, 2008

    ^^^gay^^^^

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  • cellule July 30, 2008

    I do prefer the shovel - there is no need to clean broken glass. Only the blood stains, but do it outside instead.

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  • mouser July 31, 2008

    someone is getting an asswooping :)

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  • asian_tsunami August 1, 2008

    don't let the water run

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