Guy jumps off roof and fails at suicide

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Greg J.
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One of the worst things you could ever screw up is killing yourself. After that people lose all faith in you to do anything right. I mean c'mon all you had to do is fall off the building and die how hard could that be?

39 Comments
  • skinafuckerrus July 31, 2008

    attaway to losen that turd.

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  • tribalgoonerbo July 31, 2008

    Heeey!! ya missed the air bag you twat..

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  • wickedwithin July 31, 2008

    HaHa you have to live another day in this miserable world!!

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  • thoward July 31, 2008

    Now kick his ass an throw him in jail. Dumb fucker

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  • clapaucius July 31, 2008

    r.o.m.a.n.i.a. :))

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  • chloe6 July 31, 2008

    Me no like, *sob* :-(

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  • dj_busta_nutt July 31, 2008

    its one thing to suck at life. its completely another to fail at death! poor fuck cant even do that right.........

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  • thundermug July 31, 2008

    I thought this hotel had a pool! That fucking gnome lied to me!

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  • twirler July 31, 2008

    Fix him up then execute him!

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  • big_daddy305 July 31, 2008

    I'm going to sue you fuckers for not letting me die!

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  • phucko July 31, 2008

    Polish, olympic, diving team!

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  • richonaids July 31, 2008

    mate.

    do you want another go?

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  • lickadslit July 31, 2008

    Don't worry the air bag will catch you without any harm ,go ahead and jump ....You lying Mother Fuckers.

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  • osterius July 31, 2008

    Next time just shoot yourself.

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  • iwantmythc July 31, 2008

    Able to leap tall buildings in a single.....never minde.

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  • nightbird July 31, 2008

    faker, he wanted to be saved.

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  • jo53rock July 31, 2008

    He would probably died if he hits the air bed first that shit wouldn't even handle those 5 year old monsters that jump in the parties.

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  • jo53rock July 31, 2008

    Oh yeah he's a pussy he wanted to be saved other wise you don't wait for the fucking fire fighters to come, if I was them I would be like, alright if you wanna die just fucking jump to the other direction and let me move this shit so you can make it to the floor directly.

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  • jo53rock July 31, 2008

    Did you noticed at the beginning there's someone willing to give him a noose to make it more interesting haha.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip July 31, 2008

    what did he really think he was like the hulk and land on his feet?that's just a movie which later on lead to his death from coke and heroin mixed.

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  • madbasturd July 31, 2008

    let him have another go, this time with a rope round his neck

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  • 19bambam91 July 31, 2008

    thanks to his ass bouncing off that concrete block, his butt will be great in jail for all them hardcore ass rapings

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  • alexonator July 31, 2008

    id giv him a 4.3 for the jump ...a 3.6 for the spinning and flaping his arms ....and 0.5 for the landing.....

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  • ouch July 31, 2008

    JO53ROCK is there something wrong with you? You seem to post 3 fucking times in a row for every pic and video file, can you do me a favour and be the next cunt to jump like the guy in this video clip Please? I’ll give you $5.00 to do it. Oh make sure you post it here, Thanks. Crazy Crackers Pow pOw poW!

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  • fetuswithaids July 31, 2008

    Should've hired me.I can garauntee you at least a two week hospital stay!

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  • kasyr July 31, 2008

    dude everyone knows if you want to commit suicide you a)hang yourself so they dont try to stop you b)cut your wrists so deep that they cant save you and c)jump from a higher fucking roof without a coushin under you

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  • jo53rock July 31, 2008

    OUCH you fucking leprechaun I have too much to say that I love to express myself, do I have too much time in my hands? well is not my fault that you work at installing cable in Australia and don't have your own cubicle to keep in touch with crazyshit man, this is like church to me now. About the five bucks you can keep them later on you'll be asking for money to buy more beer you fucking Australian drunk.

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  • zekesteroid August 1, 2008

    that's going to leave a mark

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  • asian_tsunami August 1, 2008

    What an idiot...he was suppose to do a backflip.

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  • jaimejam August 1, 2008

    i like the Korean anti-suicide red cardboard box!!

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  • hereshitin August 1, 2008

    Take his ass back up there and lose the air bed. Make that stupid fuck do it right!!

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  • lennycox August 1, 2008

    He wasn't attempting suicide. He was pretending he was Aladdin.

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  • evilgenius August 1, 2008

    talk about an advil moment

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  • rodeye2 August 2, 2008

    You missed the bullseye...or maybe not,but i bet the taxpayers will have to eat the hospital bill.

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  • mikefreshness August 2, 2008

    YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP!!!!!!!

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  • venomx August 3, 2008

    You PhA1l!

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  • midnightraver August 4, 2008

    To hahaha or, not to hahaha? That is the qeustion

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  • slayerfanstorm September 6, 2008

    Man can do shit right! Life suck's 4 him.

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  • cr4zy November 18, 2012

    should of died?

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