The touch of touch knockout

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Greg J.
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I always heard of some maneuver that could incapacitate you with just one touch and apparently it actually exists. Now all I need to do is find someone stupid enough to let me practice it on them.

44 Comments
  • eazybeast August 2, 2008

    3rd BITCHES!!!!

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  • twistatoe August 2, 2008

    Maybe he should try washing his hands, that man must be some stank.

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  • chloe6 August 2, 2008

    Sooo...in some manner, the "vulcan nerve pinch" exists...( Yes fuckers, Im a geek and proud :D)

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  • dykeslayer August 2, 2008

    he must use that maneuver to touch his students

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  • twistatoe August 2, 2008

    I think my dentist used that move one time...but I can't recall what happened afterward.

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  • chloe6 August 2, 2008

    Lol, he wants to finish him off with the slapping I think...

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  • tomask August 2, 2008

    Damn i bet he does that on women. No wonder how he married

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  • kasyr August 2, 2008

    i wnt to learn how to do that there are lots of people i dont like i would like to use it on

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  • twirler August 2, 2008

    I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DO THAT WHEN MY WIFE WON'T GIVE UP THE PUSSY!

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  • jo53rock August 2, 2008

    Can you breath? just say yes this fucker only wants to be beating the shit out of you.

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  • mikefreshness August 2, 2008

    That is something they should teach in gym class

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  • jo53rock August 2, 2008

    I wish I knew this yesterday to fuck some of you bastards :) Ouch I love you too fucker.

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  • osterius August 2, 2008

    This maneuver is better than roofies!

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  • thoward August 2, 2008

    It sends a shot of blood to the brain that knocks you out. ya'll can practice on the hodlums in the hood.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip August 2, 2008

    now that I could of used last night when these nigs from nextdoor crossed my lawn.damn fucks

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  • thoward August 2, 2008

    I've watched It twenty times now. I bet I could Do It. Can I get a volinter?

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  • midnightraver August 2, 2008

    amazing

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  • turkishniyazy August 2, 2008

    ^^^^^^^ am a volinter, but if u don't get it right i get to tray it on you lol

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  • turkishniyazy August 2, 2008

    am going to do that in the club to every hot girl i see

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  • skinafuckerrus August 2, 2008

    would someone please choke that chicken?

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  • madbasturd August 2, 2008

    leonard nimoy must be shitting himself

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  • judasz August 2, 2008

    Thats why my dick is always limp. I smack it before trying to jerk off.

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  • commoneagle August 2, 2008

    not so esoteric as it once was...

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  • facedownassup August 2, 2008

    first

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  • chefcabbage August 2, 2008

    I'm calling BullSHIT! I've seen this guy before and he also claims he can knock someone out without even touching them. Total BULLSHIT!

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  • thecarmelcrow August 2, 2008

    they taught us that in ninjitsu and in the military and all it really does is send a horrible shot of pain through our neckthat relaxes then tenses up then causes you to faint depeneding on how large your threshhold for pain is

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  • mouser August 2, 2008

    damn they found out my secret i am a gay karate instructor :(

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  • jo53rock August 2, 2008

    chefcabbage hey may be he doesn't use deodorant that why he's capable of knocking you out, every time I ride the bus is just for the pleasure of meeting homeless people and smell their shit.

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  • fetuswithaids August 3, 2008

    I would'nt trust that weirdo for shit!

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  • rodeye2 August 3, 2008

    Next scene he ass rapes him.

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  • moonchild69 August 3, 2008

    fuck me~~~ i just want to forget my whole childhood ~~~~ty at a dollar a memory

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  • locomotiveman August 3, 2008

    fake as fuck .Whenever you see this kind of shit, its always done on one of their students.

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  • sikamikanico August 3, 2008

    that fucking pussy!

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  • lateralus August 3, 2008

    first to jo53rock tool kickass second im pretty sure hes a perv i mean he was rubbin that neck very vigorously and he was luvin all that spanking lol

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  • ouch August 3, 2008

    Jo53rock can I practise this on you? I promise I will stop after the 10 or 11th time :)

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  • spinal-tap August 3, 2008

    If that were me i would go out to my truck

    grab my 45 cal go back in there and shoot

    that son of a bitch and say can you breath

    you mother fucker i mean god dam it boy.

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  • ouch August 4, 2008

    Is he a Volcan?

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  • rhino1xl August 4, 2008

    I've seen this done while the paramedics monitored the person with a heart monitor. The guys heart beat STOPPED, for about 10 to 15 seconds. The martial arts practioner then messaged the guys neck/upper back and the dude woke up. VERY SCARRY !!! Only taught to the most responsible MA practioners.

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  • thundermug August 4, 2008

    Shiatsu practicioners can pull shit like that.

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  • hatedogs August 4, 2008

    "I think my dentist used that move one time...but I can’t recall what happened afterward. " The dentist crammed his love tool in your ass. Your preacher did the same thing. That's why you have trouble with your butt these days.

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  • whookam August 6, 2008

    It aint fake, I had a guy do a nerve strike on me, and i was out before i knew what happened.

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  • whookam August 6, 2008

    No......its not fake, i was hit with a nerve strike like the one in the vid. Trust me it puts you to sleep, the trick is to hit 2 nerves at the same time, notice the inside kick to the calve leg. Their is a nerve on your calve muscle and on the side of the neck. That was a 2 nerve strike, if you hit 3 it can kill you.

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  • chefcabbage August 13, 2008

    Sorry whookam, I'm still calling bullshit! This guy REALLY claims to be able to knock people out without touching them. Something about CHI power from the hands. He's got black belt dickheads paying $500 a month to "train" in his dojo, acting like they're getting knocked out. If you knew anything about getting knocked out, you'd know it is all about sudden blood pressure loss in the brain and not hitting nerves. And this guy claims he can make it happen through thin air? Fucking Bullshit!

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  • potts April 6, 2013

    Neck, inside leg... Got it... Now where's my wife, i'm feeling horny..

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