The Daily Shit: Stuff on Mars, Scottgelina, and Your daily dumbasses

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Greg J.
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Seems like the government has been keeping secrets from us including the fact that humans might be related to bears. Or just really fat. In the meantime Scott came in and did a little piece on how people magazine isn't worth of wiping your ass with. Enjoy!

37 Comments
  • unlimitdinches August 4, 2008

    oh my

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  • unlimitdinches August 4, 2008

    im never first ... ill just sit n wait till im not

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  • twirler August 4, 2008

    WAS THE SHIT FLOATING IN THE WATER? BRA HELL LOOKS LIKE CROTCHLESS UNDIES UPSIDE DOWN.

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  • thoward August 4, 2008

    thanks for another day of crazyshit. I will be thinking of ya'll while sleeping on the couch. you bunch of fucken rejects. wait till I can go back to floraDUH I will find the office an shit on your desk___ thank again Thoward

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  • thoward August 4, 2008

    an thats some good photoshop who ever done It

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  • gon_o_rea_drip August 4, 2008

    lol scotty

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  • sikamikanico August 4, 2008

    why would you want that many wives??? ...unless they all were mute.

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  • osterius August 4, 2008

    Haha Scott was awesome in this one. Good job guys.

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  • ouch August 4, 2008

    Them Germans are just angry because they just got their GAS bill!

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  • jo53rock August 4, 2008

    I love watching Jay, is him drunk all the time or he's just fucking retarded? Scott you got a funny one I completely I agree with you, so are you now ready for your intervention? you know the one for your overweight problem...

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  • jo53rock August 4, 2008

    I would pay to watch OUCH talking on one of this videos I wonder how fucking stupid and retarded he would sound, I wonder if he inserts beer cans on his ass just like all fucking Australians do.

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  • ouch August 4, 2008

    ^^^ Please jay i beg you, shut this fucker up for a week ^^^^

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  • jo53rock August 4, 2008

    Yeah I'm getting to your nerves that's what Daddy Bush would call "Mission Accomplished". Keep throwing shit at me I'll stick around dinner is not ready yet.

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  • crocfuckmee August 4, 2008

    Life on Mars?..Shit yeah!-My first wife's mother was born there!

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  • davey_diablo August 4, 2008

    Jo53, why don't you stick to hitting on Chloe, your comments make very little sense (stick to Spanish) and are never remotely close to witty.

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  • shimmery315 August 4, 2008

    this site used to be fun but now you need hipboots to wade through the stupid shit.

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  • twirler August 4, 2008

    booohoooo

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  • jo53rock August 4, 2008

    What would happened if I disappear today? What would you be talking about tomorrow? Don't forget that this shit is owned by Jay not me, you people pay too much attention to me (that's flattering thanks) Some people bitch too much but won't make any comments and instead want other people to stop making comments, that surly makes sense. Is there anything in here that says that you people have to read what I type? Apparently so! What to do you people want to achieve? Bulling me around won't do shit, I'm bullet prof! Did you get mad because I was making fun of people kissing ass? well I stand by my word, do you hate me for saying that ouch is an ugly ass motherfucker well don't hate me, hate him, does he make great comments? I'd hit it? is that your kind of comment? Too bad I learned to think. Do you hate me because I say that not all but must of V.I.P's are losers? well I can't help it, that's the way it is. So what's next? I'm about to eat dinner and chill, I'll be back to clarify any question you have, how many of you will throw shit at me? Bring it on!! Like I said the other day, fuck you, fuck them and fuck me, there's no need to be emotional hahahahahaha

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  • ouch August 4, 2008

    ^^^ some people just don't get it at all. As for hating you well hmmm you don’t rate high enough on my GIVE A FUCK SCALE to even get that far, If you payed any sort of attention to all the peoples comments you would notice a common theme, you post way to many times for each and every individual picture or video clip, I’m not sure if we hate you but I am sure if you keep going the way you are that wont take to long to happen. You obviously are new to the site and by the by “WAY to make an impression” As for chilling out maybe you should take some of your own advice and relax a little more rather than try to be the centre of attention all the time. I think the best thing for us all to do is not give you any attention and perhaps you will take this site and it’s members comments as constructive criticism and think before you post 25 times for one clip or pic, but you will probability wont and just keep trying to piss every one off. Any way hope you enjoy you time here at CrazyShit

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  • jo53rock August 4, 2008

    ^^Then again you're paying attention to me one more time, and no I'm not new, it's been years since I watch this shit, now if you check the hits you'll see there's over 5 thousand people watching that doesn't necessarily means that they all post. I do get your "point" but if you think you can criticizes people's shit it's because your is better, do you really consider your comments clever? Must of your "I'd hit it" are boring as hell to me along with other comments from other people but hey I just skip them and that's it. Is this place burger king so you or the rest can have it their way? Why can I have it my way then? What is so constructive about the shit people talk here? So when I want to make a constructive comment then some asshole comes and says: ^^^WHO FUCKING CARES^^^^ that might be a weird meaning of constructiveness , or may be it's crazyshit constructive like. So if I keep posting and replying is mainly because like right now you and some other people keep throwing questions and/or shit so I assume you deserve an answer, got questions? I got answers! And I do pay attention to what you people say the only thing I don't get why if any of you is annoying me I respect your "thoughts" but you have to be like a diaper (full of shit and all over my ass). About making the right impression well man is not like I'm gonna get a job or anything, do you really think that I want to have anyone of you invited to family's funeral so we can make fun of the poor thing together? hahahaha. So let me summarize things so far, I have to learn to behave and post less comments, may be no more than 2 per each video or picture, otherwise the member of crazyshit will get mad at me for not having certain manners and for not following certain protocols? Aren't the members of this shit the same ones who make fun of people dying, having accidents, and much much more? But at the same time demand respect and good manners? I don't honestly give a fuck if anyone gets mad, however the only thing that I enjoy is the comments posted by other users that are really clever and make LMAO, so I guess I can't censor them or censor the shitty comments that I don't like or even hate like yours. It would be nice if you type up a list of the things that crazyshitters would love to read, and as consequence the ones that you guys don't like too. I will chill I promise, still don't know why hitting with Chloe6 would bother some of you but ok I'll try to understand it would be nice if you stop making fun of her for being from other place, I don't like that shit are you guys gonna respect that? I doubt it. So what are you getting for being the moderator of crazyshit? a shirt? can I get one? Do you have XL? hahahaha I'll be cool I promise I know I'm an intense bastard but hey you can't walk over me that easy, may be you can walk over my corpse. And now honestly I did understand your point, I hope you understood mine. I'm glad you talked to me in a better and more honest way. About that last line "Any way hope you enojoy your time here at CrazyShit" that wasn't a threat, was it? Don't let me get started again hahahaha. I'll be cool I promise. (Crazyshitters have feelings, hey you learn something new every day). O.k. end of the sarcasms, I'll keep my promise the!

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  • xxxismael August 5, 2008

    jaja i like scotts attitude

    and jo53rock u type to much shit..

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  • thoward August 5, 2008

    Um i think you need to bend over an let some one pull those panties out of your ass

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  • jaimejam August 5, 2008

    I agree Greg! Boobs are sacred! Especially ripe, soft,delicious brestessess.

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  • jaimejam August 5, 2008

    OH ya!!! Calm down jo53rock. Im your friend, calm down. be cool! lets all act like little fonzies. How does Fonzie act? Cool! Lets all be Cool!

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  • chloe6 August 5, 2008

    I don't care if you make fun of me.

    I'm proud to be from Spain and Im proud of my language.

    I try to do my best for all of you who don't understand anything else so far of the slang you learned on your neighboorhoods.

    And i like jo53rock comments.

    At least, I can understand what he writes...I can spell wrong because english is not my native language but what is your excuse? A lot of your comments are really hard to understand because they don't have any sense at all.

    If you have a problem use the mouse and scroll down. Don't read our comments.

    I am tired of your arrogance thoward, ouch, davey - diablo, jpimages, etc...

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  • heathdogg August 5, 2008

    ^^^^^ WHITE POWER BITCH!!

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  • jo53rock August 5, 2008

    ^^^^Dude she's white, Spain is in Europe over there are in Spain there are more skin head than here I guess so shut the fuck up. Is hard to be funny and educate people at the same time.

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  • relaxingfacial August 5, 2008

    Hot South African Ladies and one Norwegian Polish Sausage lover need more Scott. More Scott! More Scott!

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  • midnightraver August 5, 2008

    Jesus is the messias, not God.

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  • thoward August 5, 2008

    ya'll need to find the forums to cry to each other this is the peanut gallery talk shit about the pictures/videos

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  • lickadslit August 5, 2008

    well I learned a lot by reading these commits but forgot what the video was about...fuck it I am not going to commit on this one.

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  • madbasturd August 5, 2008

    dear scott, nice rant my man, keep up the good work

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  • mouser August 5, 2008

    save yer boobs

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  • calikronzhotie August 6, 2008

    I love Jay...he's so funny! Fat people are usually funny.

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  • solo1 August 6, 2008

    fuck

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  • jim-brownski August 7, 2008

    dont fuck with jay fuck you

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  • dreadlock August 7, 2008

    can scott even scratch his own back ?

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