The daily shit: Bathroom horse, metal concerts, and fix my damn sandwich or ill call 911

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Greg J.
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This day in CrazyShit brings you many festivals and incorrectly prepared sandwiches which makes you so angry you call 911. Well we have all the funny you could possible want here so listen up and get ready for the shit.

22 Comments
  • gon_o_rea_drip August 5, 2008

    next time that guy goes to subway their gonna put neither roaches or rat poisoning.that would keep him away from the phone.

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  • tomask August 5, 2008

    Gotta love the crazyshit news.

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  • thoward August 5, 2008

    Thank you for another day of crazyshit.

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  • ouch August 5, 2008

    Last time I pick local plants for my salad I was stoned for a week :)

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  • jim-brownski August 5, 2008

    shitty shit, shit shit shitter shitting, shitter shit shit, shit and ....... SHIT.

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  • shimmery315 August 5, 2008

    yes can you throw some cannibas on my sub? no then fuck you i'm calling the cops.

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  • fetuswithaids August 5, 2008

    Are you done,Jim Brownski?I've eaten some brownies with ground-up shrooms and hash oil.I don't believe in God and I was praying to the motherfucker!

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  • havanutha August 5, 2008

    I really don't like the daily shits. Every once in a while i click on one and see if they're any better. They're not.

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  • xxxismael August 5, 2008

    that black guy should have stick to fried chicken...

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  • sikamikanico August 5, 2008

    where i live they have ROSCOES CHICKEN AND WAFFLES. thats right boys and girls, they love that fried chicken on waffles. the place is always packed

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  • carliciou August 5, 2008

    Its Germany so it would be pernounced more like "Vaucken".

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  • mjollnir August 5, 2008

    convulsions, vomitingand hallucinations....gotta have a hobby....

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  • macthesparky1 August 5, 2008

    best friggin song ever.

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  • jim-brownski August 6, 2008

    kiss my shit fetuswithaids..... shit

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  • jim-brownski August 6, 2008

    shit shitty shiiiiiit .... ok ok ok im done. wheres that goddamn riddilin!?

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  • thoward August 6, 2008

    I've got some riddlout

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  • chloe6 August 6, 2008

    What is 911? An emergency number?

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  • jo53rock August 6, 2008

    ^^^You might say that or if you are an average American with no medical coverage or limited coverage you can consider 911 like the hot line for financial ruin, yet GOD BLESS AMERICA, go where are you? we need you so bad this shitty country is falling apart, send out Noah's arc and save as many animals as you can!!!!

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  • midnightraver August 6, 2008

    Love the news or die

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  • jim-brownski August 7, 2008

    riddle out..... i should try that one thanks thoward

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  • rodeye2 August 7, 2008

    Caution:never eat while watching daily shit,I just about choked. "fucking horse got stuck"..lmao ..tff.

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  • canidae August 14, 2008

    !!!WACKEN RULES!!! While you were staring hypnotized at your screen the best european metal event ever has happend! DO NOT JOKE!!

    (btw: pernounce it like vucken)

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