The good part about kids riding rollerblading is that eventually they will wind up racking their nuts on a railing and that makes it that much less likely the guy will have kids and that's good for all of us so you should be happy.
that THIRD rail is a bitch
WITH PANTS LIKE THAT HE SHOULD BE HIT IN THE NUTS !
Personally, I could think of better things to do with my balls. Like not smash them into rails.
WALK IT OFF
am glad this website is here so i can see dumb fucks with no balls
Was it the rails' birthday or something? He gave them a big old huge.
Didn't think it could get gayer than fruitboots, but fruitboots, plaid shorts and a tank-top? What, no fanny-pack?
There are two hard parts to rollerblading. One is the rail, the second one is admitting you're gay.
hahaha....hahaha boef hahahahaha
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I hate rollerblades.especially when fag use em.
use the stairs like the rest of us! jeez, some people...
If at first you don't succeed, become a rollerblader.
You skate like an old lady drives.
well that was fun, for me not him hehehe
why do stupid idiot keep trying to ride the rail, it only leads to one thing, nut crunches. Oh, the guy looks really gay too, idiot
only two things defeat gravity...momentum and brains...critically short on both.
next time kick him in the nuts and push him down the stairs, its all the same
Good. Not one fucking member of this entire generation (and I'm talking about you goddamn C/S addicted ass wipes) need to be procreating. Bad enough your parents didn't get their genitals ripped off by a farm implement.
What a Toolbag
Crazy Crushed Nuts Pow pOw poW!
hell yeah kill the stupid dumb fucks
And that, my friends, is how you make huevos revueltos.
i dont think he was going to use his balls any time soon, anyways.
I've never seen plaid look so painful
Dumbass,now someone has to paint over your blood.
He should have smashed his face too for being that stupid.. Oh well there is always next time b/c i doubt this will be his last attempt
Actually guys who destroy their nuts while using in line skates were never going to mate with a female anyway. They call them "fruit boots" where I'm from.
try again, maby u'll hit ur head next time
might as well go have a sex cange them nuts aint any good anymore
Well... He didn't get far.
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