Rollerblader population control

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Greg J.
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The good part about kids riding rollerblading is that eventually they will wind up racking their nuts on a railing and that makes it that much less likely the guy will have kids and that's good for all of us so you should be happy.

37 Comments
  • twirler August 6, 2008

    second

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  • thoward August 6, 2008

    nope

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  • st1d2db1 August 6, 2008

    that THIRD rail is a bitch

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  • twirler August 6, 2008

    WITH PANTS LIKE THAT HE SHOULD BE HIT IN THE NUTS !

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  • jim-brownski August 6, 2008

    dumb shit

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  • godless1 August 6, 2008

    Personally, I could think of better things to do with my balls. Like not smash them into rails.

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  • jim-brownski August 6, 2008

    WALK IT OFF

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  • turkishniyazy August 6, 2008

    am glad this website is here so i can see dumb fucks with no balls

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  • jo53rock August 6, 2008

    Was it the rails' birthday or something? He gave them a big old huge.

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  • thundermug August 6, 2008

    Didn't think it could get gayer than fruitboots, but fruitboots, plaid shorts and a tank-top? What, no fanny-pack?

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  • jo53rock August 6, 2008

    hug

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  • big_daddy305 August 6, 2008

    There are two hard parts to rollerblading. One is the rail, the second one is admitting you're gay.

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  • midnightraver August 6, 2008

    hahaha....hahaha boef hahahahaha

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  • 2indastink August 6, 2008

    Mammary intercourse describes a sex act, performed as foreplay or as non-penetrative sex, that involves the stimulation of the male penis by the female breasts. Commonly, this sex act involves the man placing his penis in the woman's cleavage and thrusting between her breasts, while the breasts are squeezed around the penis for additional stimulation. Mammary intercourse is sometimes combined with fellatio.

    When mammary intercourse continues to the point of ejaculation, the semen can land on the breasts, face, or in the mouth of the woman. A slang term for the appearance of semen landing on the woman's upper chest, neck, or shoulders is a "pearl necklace".

    Several slang terms refer to mammary intercourse, such as titfuck or titty fuck in the United States, as well as tit wank or French fuck in the United Kingdom.[1]

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  • gon_o_rea_drip August 6, 2008

    I hate rollerblades.especially when fag use em.

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  • chloe6 August 6, 2008

    Posh pants...

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  • richonaids August 6, 2008

    use the stairs like the rest of us! jeez, some people...

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  • havanutha August 6, 2008

    If at first you don't succeed, become a rollerblader.

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  • fetuswithaids August 6, 2008

    You skate like an old lady drives.

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  • madbasturd August 6, 2008

    well that was fun, for me not him hehehe

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  • zekesteroid August 6, 2008

    why do stupid idiot keep trying to ride the rail, it only leads to one thing, nut crunches. Oh, the guy looks really gay too, idiot

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  • shimmery315 August 6, 2008

    only two things defeat gravity...momentum and brains...critically short on both.

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  • magnumjack August 6, 2008

    next time kick him in the nuts and push him down the stairs, its all the same

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  • hatedogs August 6, 2008

    Good. Not one fucking member of this entire generation (and I'm talking about you goddamn C/S addicted ass wipes) need to be procreating. Bad enough your parents didn't get their genitals ripped off by a farm implement.

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  • goatbox August 6, 2008

    What a Toolbag

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  • ouch August 6, 2008

    Crazy Crushed Nuts Pow pOw poW!

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  • mouser August 7, 2008

    hell yeah kill the stupid dumb fucks

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  • darkman78852 August 7, 2008

    And that, my friends, is how you make huevos revueltos.

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  • sikamikanico August 7, 2008

    i dont think he was going to use his balls any time soon, anyways.

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  • pandochka August 7, 2008

    I've never seen plaid look so painful

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  • rodeye2 August 7, 2008

    Dumbass,now someone has to paint over your blood.

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  • iknowhugh August 7, 2008

    He should have smashed his face too for being that stupid.. Oh well there is always next time b/c i doubt this will be his last attempt

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  • clapaucius August 7, 2008

    you're out

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  • zazu pitts August 7, 2008

    Actually guys who destroy their nuts while using in line skates were never going to mate with a female anyway. They call them "fruit boots" where I'm from.

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  • 1eyed1derworm August 8, 2008

    try again, maby u'll hit ur head next time

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  • yardboyz4u August 10, 2008

    might as well go have a sex cange them nuts aint any good anymore

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  • potts April 6, 2013

    Well... He didn't get far.

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