Girl has nervous breakdown after hitting bird with her car

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Greg J.
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The first thirty seconds of this video are unwatchable but they make a great setup for what is to come. My only confusion about the video is when they started letting five year olds drive cars.

86 Comments
  • turkishniyazy August 7, 2008

    i fucking punched the computer so the bitch can shut the fuck up

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  • shaggsaystwo August 7, 2008

    lmfao its a fucking bird!! First bitches

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  • turkishniyazy August 7, 2008

    ^^^^ NOT

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  • turkishniyazy August 7, 2008

    she didn't have NERVOUS BREAKDOWN after braking my dick, stupid bitch

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  • clapaucius August 7, 2008

    wood here :))))))

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  • dj_busta_nutt August 7, 2008

    her friend should get into the car and run that freak over. i mean jeeze.........its a BIRD for chrissake! what does she think happens to the chickens that she stuffs her stupid face with at KFC? old age???

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  • gee_money August 7, 2008

    SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB WHITE BITCH!

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  • twirler August 7, 2008

    UH SPEECHLESS!

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  • alanakbar August 7, 2008

    I wanna watch her cry her ass off while she finishes the job she started. It's kinda required, unless she'd feel better about letting it die a slow, agonizing death. Kill it, Bitch!!!

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  • hatedogs August 7, 2008

    Where are the tits and ass? Nice looking hottie, but if I wanted a nature show, I'd tune the fuck into Marlon Perkins' website or to that creepy limey faggot that used to do Marlon's shitwork.

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  • thoward August 7, 2008

    what the hell is the girls problem? Hit a couple more an you've got lounch._:)

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  • sleeko August 7, 2008

    I bet this bitch is an insane piece of ass...

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  • thundermug August 7, 2008

    Lucky bitch. I try, and try, and try, but those pigeons are fucking quick.

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  • havanutha August 7, 2008

    If you feel so bad about it, how about after whacking the thing with your car, you let it spend its last moments in silence instead of shrieking like suicide bomber entering a roadside cafe.

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  • doc_ock August 7, 2008

    Sad to say but that reminds me of what my wife would do.

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  • mrsvoss2007 August 7, 2008

    STUPID ASS BIOTCH!! THIS IS WHY MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE MEN....FUCK THAT SISSY LALA PANSEY SHIT...WHINER!!!

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  • jim-brownski August 7, 2008

    fucking vegitarians

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  • fatpizzaguy August 7, 2008

    Somebody put a dick in her mouth.

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  • thunderbutt August 7, 2008

    Now it commits suicide

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  • cemetery man August 7, 2008

    poop

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  • judasz August 7, 2008

    Shit man. It's not even big enough for a snack. How many bird does it take to fill me up? well lets start with this one.

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  • twistatoe August 7, 2008

    Is this really what we've become?? Jesus christ...talk about the nation turning into a bunch of pussies. how old is she?!?! can you imagine when her boyfriend breaks up with her, or if something serious actually did happen to her...like a real car accident...child birth...SERIOUSLY!

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  • thegolfer August 7, 2008

    You're going to hell for killing one of Jesus's little Animal Friends.

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  • jo53rock August 7, 2008

    Come on she's as fake as a $20 bill (most of them are fake in my hood). I wonder how she would behave in the first crazyshit beheading video.

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  • lickadslit August 7, 2008

    Shit she didn't seem to upset when she ran over her little brother this morning .

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  • madbasturd August 7, 2008

    ah well look on the bright side, thats 1 less woman driver we have to contend with

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  • commoneagle August 7, 2008

    thinking about it... hum... I gotta go with faking it like a bad orgasm acting job

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  • commoneagle August 7, 2008

    camera action fake it like orgasm... break a leg acting sissy

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  • jesus August 7, 2008

    "You’re going to hell for killing one of Jesus’s little Animal Friends" Verily, squat faced turd licker, howzabout you let fucking Jesus talk for Himself? Me and God fucked up and made enough pigeons so that there's a few surplus ones to kick and mash with cars, so just don't you worry the fuck about it. Unless you think getting stalked by Jesus is some kinda day at the beach.

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  • nightbird August 7, 2008

    Good Lord, you got one screaming her head off and the other a crazy shit potential for filming the bird's death. Like this is going to be the only bird she'll ever hit. Hope they didn't let her do the driving after this.

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  • unlimitdinches August 7, 2008

    someone run her ass over please

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  • chloe6 August 7, 2008

    And is she going to scream like this every time a mosquito or some other type of insect hit the glass?

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  • gon_o_rea_drip August 7, 2008

    if she screams like that now imagine when she gets poked in the ass.I mean c'mon it's only a swallow they flock by the 1,000's like locusts and mice.someone needs to seriously hit her in the head with a spiked bat and send her to the 5th floor.

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  • deluxone1 August 7, 2008

    it would be funny if they took her on a hunting trip

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  • zekesteroid August 7, 2008

    Cool, the bird tried to fly across the road, AND FAILED. Just another FAILED video to me. Anyway, I know one way to get the stupid bitch's mind off the poor bird: just shove a ig nigga dick up her ass and she'll be scream about something else...

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  • macthesparky1 August 7, 2008

    yeah, no shit eh? those trust fund city bitches REALY piss me off, you dont watch the thing suffer, you end its suffering as fast as you can, sorry iant gonna fix it and make if feel better

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  • godless1 August 7, 2008

    Why did she apologize to the bird? Did the bird apologize for shitting on her newly washed car? Someone shove a cock down her throat and shut her up!

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  • iknowhugh August 7, 2008

    this is a weak video.. i was waiting for a titty to pop out and get good but it never happend

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  • itsus2 August 7, 2008

    quit screamin bitch its still alive....maybe she should play in traffic and redeem herself

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  • dykeslayer August 7, 2008

    aaaaaaaahhhhhh! aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!

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  • fetuswithaids August 7, 2008

    You fucked up real bad and now you will go to hell.

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  • mtolly2006 August 7, 2008

    this stupid fucking bitch needs to calm the fuck down. I want to hit her with my car and then I would laugh my ass off!!

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  • crazymanny August 7, 2008

    amy=1

    bird=0

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  • ouch August 7, 2008

    Line up 100 birds, stick your dick in her, Run them birds over and hold the fuck on, Wooooohoooooooooo

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  • shimmery315 August 7, 2008

    quick give me a gun so i can kill that bitch, and the bird too.

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  • jo53rock August 7, 2008

    update! I think the bird committed suicide kinda flying to the other side of the street to avoid listening to the bitch's apologies.

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  • crocfuckmee August 7, 2008

    I wanna take her duck hunting.

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  • dankenstien August 7, 2008

    AND YOU DIDN'T PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY!!! heartless bitch...

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  • xxxismael August 7, 2008

    hurry up give it a lifesaver

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  • gurtman23 August 7, 2008

    i'd like to get revenge and drive over the bitch

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  • zazu pitts August 7, 2008

    Holy shit. It's useless to wish ill on this meaningless bitch. She's already her own worst enemy. This oversentimentalizing over critters is pure bullshit. She probably went home and ate chicken that night without thinking twice.

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  • buckyjo666 August 7, 2008

    This is the perfect time for the film "the birds" to come true...

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  • stoner6 August 7, 2008

    shes prolly a screamer in bed too.........

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  • asian_tsunami August 7, 2008

    At least she's got dinner

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  • goatbox August 7, 2008

    Fuck lifesavers, Mentos

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  • foxdog August 7, 2008

    Meanwhile in Iraq...

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  • mouser August 7, 2008

    dinner time

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  • darkman78852 August 8, 2008

    Damn. I thought I was the only who felt bad after hitting shit with my car.

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  • smilee August 8, 2008

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

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  • dannyboy August 8, 2008

    that is why women should never run the country

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  • kidd_252 August 8, 2008

    haha, Again with the instant classic that is Hatedogs.

    but seriously. someone shoulda told that bitch birds arent even really alive.

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  • horney1 August 8, 2008

    And now, and now she should pick it up and give it mouth to mouth...stupid whit bitch! She need to get punched it the fuckin mouth!

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  • solo1 August 8, 2008

    shut up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • rodeye2 August 8, 2008

    dannyboy....I second that motion.

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  • bucknuts August 8, 2008

    I'll have the same reaction if Obama wins the election

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  • big_daddy305 August 8, 2008

    Funny how even with a broken neck, that bird tried to fly away from that stupid cunt crying like a stark raving lunatic. It's just a bird. It's not like you killed a baby or something.....

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  • 1eyed1derworm August 8, 2008

    IM BAACK!!!!!

    oh ya and the video suckd.

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  • myengland August 8, 2008

    I bet she fuck's like a maniac

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  • ifuckedurmom August 8, 2008

    I wish I knew what it was like to have morals.

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  • nmanmpl August 8, 2008

    agreed sleeko...but I don't think her reaction was real...this whole video was a set-up. Nobody's that much of a stupid cunt.

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  • pussy-eater August 8, 2008

    Shure she fucks like hell, but when my dick dies after cumming; I would "not" imagine!!

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  • lonecapone August 8, 2008

    Ah haaa haaaaa! Hope she gets ran over by a semi pullin some slaughterd cows!Ahhh haha!Shell probably go home n make a chicken salad with bacon bits on top!

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  • hurtmenow85 August 9, 2008

    i remember when i ran over a bird.....on purpose. i fucking laughed hahaha. bitch your acting sucks dick!

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  • blaed August 9, 2008

    lol, period

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  • lameristotel August 9, 2008

    I always try to kill some when they are feeding on the road.

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  • slavepuppet August 9, 2008

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    Fuck you bitch very irritating.

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  • curator134 August 9, 2008

    typical yank bitch Fuck off

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  • yardboyz4u August 10, 2008

    shes that way because i fucked her brains out this morning

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  • d90girl August 10, 2008

    run over it one more time!!

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  • midnightraver August 10, 2008

    If only all Americans was like this. Conserning life. But on the other side if all Americans act like this. I will become a terrorist.

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  • thiagobrazil August 12, 2008

    hahahahahahahaha

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  • myengland August 27, 2008

    every time I see this I want to hit her with a iron bar then fuck her

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  • zpimpin1 September 1, 2008

    had to turn the volume off, this dumb bitch

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  • killtacular October 21, 2008

    YEr nto the first to hit a bird, bitch..shut up.

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  • belladona December 1, 2008

    omfg!!! what a stupid scene bitch! dramatic much!!!?

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  • stanky March 1, 2010

    I would hate to see how she reacts if you didn't tap her on the shoulder before you blew goo in her mouth.

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