Mountain bike faceplant fail

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Greg J.
13,867 Views 8 years ago

Mountain biking is one of those things you do and forget to realize you aren't very good at riding a bike so you gain a bunch of speed and eventually cause damage that will surely help put the local dentists kids through college.

28 Comments
  • sleeko August 11, 2008

    .

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  • tribalgoonerbo August 11, 2008

    FAIL..... FUCKIN MORONS ON PANSY BIKES

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  • beelzebub August 11, 2008

    well i never get bored of watching these faggots hurting themselves. would be better if someone got impaled on a spike and lay moaning,dying

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  • jim-brownski August 11, 2008

    well.......

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  • jim-brownski August 11, 2008

    this video isnt much when you just watched a fuckin canibal eat another guy

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  • alanakbar August 11, 2008

    Looks like a faceplant success to me...

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  • thundermug August 11, 2008

    Dude shoulda ran up and punched him in the mouth.

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  • jo53rock August 11, 2008

    Oh man that was awesome I'm going out right now, you think I can do this thing but with my car?

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  • jo53rock August 11, 2008

    The worse part is when they laugh at you right after that shit happens, I'd been into fights because of stupid people like that dude on the video.

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  • 2indastink August 11, 2008

    what he lacks in brain cells he makes up for in stupiity.

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  • lickadslit August 11, 2008

    Timmy tried almost everything to get his balls to drop.

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  • sikamikanico August 11, 2008

    maybe he squeezed the front brake on accident, and forgot to lean back a little. congratulations asshole!!!! youre crazyshit worthy!

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  • madbasturd August 11, 2008

    sorry fella, thats only a bronze, you want the gold? do the same thing off a building

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  • thoward August 11, 2008

    try it again asshole this time more gussto

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  • hatedogs August 11, 2008

    Beautiful: another example of the current generation of asswipes proves his true worth. We desparately need a draft for you worthless little pukes and McCain's the man to bring it back.

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  • bucknuts August 11, 2008

    Help tha fucker look fer his front teeth for fuck sakes

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  • zekesteroid August 11, 2008

    Yeah, that was an awesome 100% faceplant! There was absolutely no faceplant failure here.

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  • jgimages August 11, 2008

    i love the look on his face......fucken idiot

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  • itsus2 August 11, 2008

    looks like a success to me

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  • mouser August 11, 2008

    hell that is how you fail :)

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  • ouch August 11, 2008

    jo53rock you won your last fight by about 20 meters. (20 Meters = 65.61679790026247 Feet)

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  • fetuswithaids August 11, 2008

    You've got to love the neiborhood asshole.

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  • big_daddy305 August 11, 2008

    at least someone knows that when idiots and bikes are mixed.. a camera should always be present.

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  • jo53rock August 11, 2008

    Nah I don't run I'm too lazy, whenever I think I'm gonna get beat I just star crying people usually stop the shit when you cry.

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  • pandochka August 12, 2008

    I would call that "faceplant successful"

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  • unlimitdinches August 12, 2008

    9.5 faceplant ... if he wouldnt have stuck his foot out it would have been a perfect 10

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  • venomx August 13, 2008

    I think hes lookin for something he dropped! maby he found it ?

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  • deadcheerios August 18, 2008

    I loved the ending where he takes off the helmet and says "it's nothing, just a nosebleed" 8.8 for stupidity and 9.1 on being a man about it.

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