Birds Vs. Jet engine

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Greg J.
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Never has their been a grudge match held on such a regular basis like the one between birds and jet engines. Scores of birds die everyday but that doesn't stop them from going after those engines. Now I just got a great idea for making chicken fingers.

33 Comments
  • buzzhawg August 12, 2008

    The worlds most expensive meat mincer. Soon to be at all of your local deli's.

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  • wickedwithin August 12, 2008

    and you wonder where your in-flight meal comes from...

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  • big_daddy305 August 12, 2008

    toss in a chicken and wait on the other end with a caesar salad.. delicious...

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  • dj_busta_nutt August 12, 2008

    i heard those birds belong to a secret terrorist organization and are trained in special camps hidden in the moutains of bumfukistan......suicide poultry!

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  • jo53rock August 12, 2008

    King Billius you suck can I have my 1:28 minutes back? Just let me talk your manager.

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  • thundermug August 12, 2008

    "Hi, Billy Mays here for the the bird-shooter. Ever tried to make a bird salad, but get tired of chopping all those pigeons? How about turkeys? Got an excess of Mexicans? No problem, the bird-shooter can handle your toughest jobs."

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  • thoward August 12, 2008

    one more reason not to fly.

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  • richonaids August 12, 2008

    chicken dont have fingers.

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  • chloe6 August 12, 2008

    KING - BILLIUS - INTO - JET - ENGINE...it had been funniest than that...booooring...

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  • 2indastink August 12, 2008

    my computer is well and truly fucked due to down loading too much PORN so I can't see FUCK ALL.

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  • shimmery315 August 12, 2008

    can i get the vegetarian meal please?

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  • judasz August 12, 2008

    Hellofva juicer. Who wants smoothies?

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  • hatedogs August 12, 2008

    Ho-hum: wake me when the feed the fucking engine several dozen filthy, noisey Jack Russel Terriers.

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  • kingkey August 12, 2008

    Damm, now everyone knows where McDonald`s chicken McNuggets come from....

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  • myengland August 12, 2008

    I'll have the beef please waiter

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  • unlimitdinches August 12, 2008

    so that how jack lalanne got his idea

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  • d90girl August 12, 2008

    I feel like chicken tonight...

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  • madbasturd August 12, 2008

    so if you have an ex-wife problem, this could be the perfect solution!

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  • stickyfingaz August 12, 2008

    Bye Bye birdie!

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  • dykeslayer August 12, 2008

    and the winner by unanimous decision... birds!

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  • zpimpin1 August 12, 2008

    pretty cool,launch a twenty pound turkey in there for the hell of it

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  • biffalobuff August 12, 2008

    Let's see what happens when you throw a baby in there.

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  • ouch August 12, 2008

    the new way to make pate'

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  • gon_o_rea_drip August 12, 2008

    poltry hummus.

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  • mouser August 12, 2008

    hey toss some pigs in there i want some sliced ham

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  • jim-brownski August 12, 2008

    booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrriiiiiiinnnggggg ........ noone even ate the peices

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  • crocfuckmee August 13, 2008

    No animals were harmed during the making of this film.

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  • zekesteroid August 13, 2008

    that'll leave a mark...

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  • boneyak August 13, 2008

    New kitchen gadget from RONCO ???

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  • venomx August 13, 2008

    Why dont the birds come out all ready plucked and good to go like in the cartoons ;)

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  • conquerorcampi August 15, 2008

    The thing that gets me is our tax dollars are paying for that. Fuck I can fires chickens into a jet engine for 6 figures.I might skip and sing on the way to work.

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  • mjollnir August 18, 2008

    and now we know how BK chicken fries are created....have it your way my arse

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  • dubjunkee September 18, 2012

    and noone has ever thought of integrating a screen in front of the engine. Or a fake owl like on the roof tops of grociery stores. Cause we all know birds hate owls

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