Star wars abortion

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Greg J.
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The best part about being a Jedi knight is when you get girls pregnant that cool mind trick can get you out of a lot of sticky situations. Even then if she has the kids you can just convince the judge to make her take care of it and pay YOU child support.

31 Comments
  • useful_idiot August 14, 2008

    LMAO

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  • thundermug August 14, 2008

    Nothing beats the old-fashioned spoon-n-vacuumn treatment. You kids and your new toys...

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  • shimmery315 August 14, 2008

    she must of been having an aborgasm.

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  • jo53rock August 14, 2008

    Can he come to your house? I wonder how much does he charge.

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  • jim-brownski August 14, 2008

    this made my meatball mozzerella pizza pocket taste even better

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  • dj_busta_nutt August 14, 2008

    i wanna stick my light sabre up her dark side......force this jedi bitch!

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  • jim-brownski August 14, 2008

    those jedi mind tricks are what got him into this mess in the first place

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  • country_girrl August 14, 2008

    Stupid SHIT!

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  • zpimpin1 August 14, 2008

    thats probally about what it sounded and looked like when she got pregnant

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  • judasz August 14, 2008

    What episode was this in?

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  • myengland August 14, 2008

    Princess Leah has let herself go a bit bit skanky now

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  • thoward August 14, 2008

    help save the world kill it before it has a chance to breed

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  • chloe6 August 14, 2008

    What a stupid thing...

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  • madbasturd August 14, 2008

    lets play a game.. its called 'SPOT THE MORONS WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOUR'.. I spotted chloe and country_grill, any others?

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  • straticus August 14, 2008

    I didn't find that the least bit funny. In fact, it was really stupid. For two reasons: 1. she would be dead if he used the lightsaber like that and 2. it's another Star Wars spoof. Like nobody has done that before.

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  • holyshit! August 14, 2008

    she can really take it..

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  • havanutha August 14, 2008

    Chewbacca should've pulled out sooner.

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  • fukedupasshole August 14, 2008

    The force is probably what got her pregnant lol.

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  • sikamikanico August 14, 2008

    "i see your shwartz is as big as mine."

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  • fetuswithaids August 14, 2008

    You might want to try these tools here next time.

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  • jo53rock August 14, 2008

    This shit wasn't supposed to be real, so stop bitching, it wasn't funny either so I guess is 50 and 50%. The blue team will bitch and the red want will laugh. Fuck I shouldn't post this shit and keep my mouth shut.

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  • moonchild69 August 14, 2008

    thankfully this was a joke~~~~ for once

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  • jgyt August 15, 2008

    YE ONE GRET play JUST for you!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • conquerorcampi August 15, 2008

    Man thats one hell of a snatch. That thing chops 3 foot space metal doors in half yet she can take it. Kinda turns me on thinking about it.

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  • venomx August 15, 2008

    Wawes hand" You will all be my bitches (force)

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  • ouch August 15, 2008

    I love this site

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  • zekesteroid August 15, 2008

    I always thought the Jedi Knights were pro-life, who knew?

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  • mjollnir August 18, 2008

    will it blend???...that is the question.

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  • mouser August 18, 2008

    mixed nuts get you in trouble

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  • ckgobucks August 24, 2008

    May the force be with the unborn

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  • miltonshouse September 1, 2008

    fucking great

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