Luckiest man alive escapes suv crush death

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Greg J.
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Seems like this guy is wearing his lucky underwear today which sucks because he probably just got shit all over them. Too bad you didn't get hit because then you could use the money to buy some new underwear.

30 Comments
  • thundermug August 15, 2008

    Gotta watch out for those ninja drivers...

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  • thundermug August 15, 2008

    He didn't recycle.

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  • godfatherems August 15, 2008

    Fucking hit man with poor skills.

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  • dj_busta_nutt August 15, 2008

    you can almost hear him.........WTF?????

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  • twistatoe August 15, 2008

    He better go out and by a lottery ticket after that. That man's a lucky mother fucker.

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  • lickadslit August 15, 2008

    Na Thats just the wife coming by the bar to tell him how much she loves him and to give him a kiss.

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  • venomx August 15, 2008

    He just wanted to show off his driving skillz :D

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  • jo53rock August 15, 2008

    I bet the wife was disappointed because she's gonna have to keep paying his life insurances and also because the crazy ass driver hired by her at craigslist.org failed on killing his honey bunny.

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  • chloe6 August 15, 2008

    Oh my...if he comes out the car just 5 seconds later...CHOOFF!

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  • zpimpin1 August 15, 2008

    did he scratch my paint?

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  • turkishniyazy August 15, 2008

    that is one strong pole

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  • big_daddy305 August 15, 2008

    explain that one to the insurance company and the police...

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  • thoward August 15, 2008

    give that man a drink

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  • hatedogs August 15, 2008

    He's mormon and has his temple skivvies on under those ass-licking shorts, bastards.

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  • judasz August 15, 2008

    All thats missing is that gay piano music like they play on Family Guy.

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  • lonecapone August 15, 2008

    Whys chloe n joe always on each others nuts? Told you fuckin cupcakin fucks this is a cupcake free zone! Both of you fuckin losers need to get a life n quit nuthuggin each other! Fucks off the

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  • lonecapone August 15, 2008

    my beer spilt! fuck!

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  • chloe6 August 15, 2008

    To lonecapone: MUAH!!!

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  • dixigurl August 15, 2008

    Fucking handicapped always gotta park right the fuck up front.

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  • speedfreak August 15, 2008

    -10 points for destroying the car.

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  • sikamikanico69 August 15, 2008

    make sure the drivers dead, you're doin it all wrong.

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  • holyshit! August 15, 2008

    My favorite part is when he comes out.. goin wtf? with his arms.

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  • jim-brownski August 16, 2008

    judging by the way that dude was walking, he must have been going in for an enema to clear that constipation....... he turned around and bam! the truck scared the shit right out of him. no need for enema.

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  • unlimitdinches August 16, 2008

    kool

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  • moonchild69 August 16, 2008

    stale corn~~~~

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  • madbasturd August 16, 2008

    SHOP!! theres someone out here looking for the drive-thru

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  • zekesteroid August 16, 2008

    Hey, at least the driver used the turn signal (wrong one mind you).

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  • shimmery315 August 16, 2008

    yes can i make that a footlong?

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  • mouser August 18, 2008

    hell yeah lucky

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  • rareranking August 22, 2008

    DAMN THESE OLD PEOPLE (STAY HOME!)

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