Seems like this guy is wearing his lucky underwear today which sucks because he probably just got shit all over them. Too bad you didn't get hit because then you could use the money to buy some new underwear.
Gotta watch out for those ninja drivers...
He didn't recycle.
Fucking hit man with poor skills.
you can almost hear him.........WTF?????
He better go out and by a lottery ticket after that. That man's a lucky mother fucker.
Na Thats just the wife coming by the bar to tell him how much she loves him and to give him a kiss.
He just wanted to show off his driving skillz :D
I bet the wife was disappointed because she's gonna have to keep paying his life insurances and also because the crazy ass driver hired by her at craigslist.org failed on killing his honey bunny.
Oh my...if he comes out the car just 5 seconds later...CHOOFF!
did he scratch my paint?
that is one strong pole
explain that one to the insurance company and the police...
give that man a drink
He's mormon and has his temple skivvies on under those ass-licking shorts, bastards.
All thats missing is that gay piano music like they play on Family Guy.
Whys chloe n joe always on each others nuts? Told you fuckin cupcakin fucks this is a cupcake free zone! Both of you fuckin losers need to get a life n quit nuthuggin each other! Fucks off the
my beer spilt! fuck!
To lonecapone: MUAH!!!
Fucking handicapped always gotta park right the fuck up front.
-10 points for destroying the car.
make sure the drivers dead, you're doin it all wrong.
My favorite part is when he comes out.. goin wtf? with his arms.
judging by the way that dude was walking, he must have been going in for an enema to clear that constipation....... he turned around and bam! the truck scared the shit right out of him. no need for enema.
SHOP!! theres someone out here looking for the drive-thru
Hey, at least the driver used the turn signal (wrong one mind you).
yes can i make that a footlong?
hell yeah lucky
DAMN THESE OLD PEOPLE (STAY HOME!)