Half the man he used to be

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Greg J.
39,921 Views 8 years ago

It's amazing the kind of punishment the human body can sustain. Too bad for this guy there aren't any hospitals around good enough to keep him from bleeding out. Maybe next time look twice before crossing.

52 Comments
  • eazybeast August 24, 2008

    YOU'RE FIRST

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  • rareranking August 24, 2008

    who cares about first or second i just wish they would tell the story of what the hell happen first lol

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  • kasyr August 24, 2008

    omg um that fucked up right there

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  • rareranking August 24, 2008

    WALK IT OFF YOU WILL LIVE!

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  • chloe6 August 24, 2008

    Oh my god, what a horrible agony :(

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  • goodoldbill August 24, 2008

    I wish they'd have follow-ups

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  • judasz August 24, 2008

    He got the fuck ran over. Theres your story.

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  • nudrop August 24, 2008

    If that was me, damn. I'd be asking the people around for a joint, or a smoke. (I don't smoke, but why not start then). Poor bastard.

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  • d90girl August 24, 2008

    ain't no way 2 go...damn !!

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  • thoward August 24, 2008

    thats going to leave a mark

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  • thoward August 24, 2008

    damn i was eating a hot pocket its good to

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  • stoner6 August 24, 2008

    Now he can be a double for that fucker on springer.

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  • meatballsauce August 24, 2008

    That was a particularly bad case of someone being cut in half.

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  • wickedwithin August 24, 2008

    It is the will of Allah!

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  • rc2james August 24, 2008

    As soon as the pressure is off, I'm sure he will die, which can be for the best.

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  • shimmery315 August 24, 2008

    they call him grease spot johnny.

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  • turkishniyazy August 24, 2008

    he is like am cool guys don't worry

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  • thoward August 24, 2008

    he does not apier to be in any pain

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  • 19bambam91 August 24, 2008

    Give him a cig i think he can walk ...drag away

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  • chloe6 August 24, 2008

    I think he is in shock and thats why he doesnt show any pain...

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  • cumdumpster August 24, 2008

    Good news we found his penis under the back tire! It's kinda smushed...but hey nothing a lil comestic surgery can't fix up!

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  • madbasturd August 24, 2008

    he wont be in 'STREETDANCE 3 - REVENGE OF THE SEMI'

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  • thoward August 24, 2008

    It's hard to butt fuck the dead when they got no hole or in this case It's all hole

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  • macthesparky1 August 24, 2008

    didnt realy matter what they did, there in no way you are going to survive that, remember the first scene or so from signs? same thing

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  • sikamikanico69 August 24, 2008

    i hope he had his last fuck that morning, ya know don't wanna die with a loaded gun.

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  • fetuswithaids August 24, 2008

    Guess who's getting pick last for kickball now?

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  • jim-brownski August 24, 2008

    thats one bad ass dude, i woulda been cryin and screemin like a little girl.

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  • jo53rock August 24, 2008

    Thanks for checking on my breaks not working right, you think you're gonna be able to replace them after you come out of your shock?

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  • rustspot August 24, 2008

    i wonder what was going in his mind knowing that he was gonna fucking die and if not, he lost half his body... that's just messed up

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  • iamdrunk August 24, 2008

    i would be cursing everyone, kinda like... "leave alone you fuckers im fine, im just kinda tired, hey what da FUCK? is this a truck??!! HELP!!! HELP!!! dont let me die!! HEEELLLP!"... but nop... im here writing this shit instead!!

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  • thunderbutt August 24, 2008

    Quick! Do a handstand!

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  • hatedogs August 24, 2008

    Great camera work.

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  • davey_diablo August 24, 2008

    The video could have been shorter if all those assholes weren't in the way of the camera.

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  • intellexicon August 24, 2008

    Damn that is some reeeeeeeeel sad shit there, I bet the driver of the truck feels like shit whether it was his fault or not..... DAMN!!!!

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  • thoward August 25, 2008

    kick them when there up kick them when there down kick them all around:)

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  • tbagsurmom August 25, 2008

    I don't see danceing with the stars Inda edition in his future

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  • yor August 25, 2008

    i thought that would only happen in cartoons.

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  • kr1s51773 August 25, 2008

    yes chloe6 is a fine bit of ass ,hot hot hot

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  • zekesteroid August 25, 2008

    "...I'm not half the man I used to be..." --The Beatles

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  • zekesteroid August 25, 2008

    btw, I have only one thing to say about chloe6: "DAMN!"

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  • asian_tsunami August 25, 2008

    that guy should get some robotic legs like that dude in that will smith movie.

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  • chloe6 August 25, 2008

    I am watching this video again and I can only say how cruel nature can be for keeping that poor guy still alive...

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  • mjollnir August 25, 2008

    hey...is my pizza here yet...I called dominos over a half hour ago...

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  • jmann August 25, 2008

    this video wouldn't be HALF as funny if...oh wait, nevermind

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  • ikill August 26, 2008

    thats why they dont let women drive in the middle east

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  • gon_o_rea_drip August 26, 2008

    just slice the throat to end it faster or muffle him with a pillow.

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  • kenfromdublin August 29, 2008

    The poor poor man - God forgive you sick evil demons on here for trying to make fun of him while he lay there mortally wounded and still conscious.

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  • scam1948 September 5, 2008

    tell him to walk it off

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  • marsape October 11, 2008

    he has nothing to worry about, remember he's coming back as a cow

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  • killtacular October 18, 2008

    My tires are..stuck in the middle of you...

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  • fartman May 10, 2009

    he'll be fine.

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  • angrypunx77 May 31, 2009

    why doesnt he just pull it together and walk it off...we're all going to hell!!...you can see him take his last breath at 1:59 i watched and watched and that is when he dies..

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