I always wondered how those kite surfers managed to survive more than a couple seconds out on the water and obviously my suspicions are correct. They don't survive. Nobody is usually around to film them disappearing.
fuck yeah im 1st myspace/bboyjuaco
They were out of beer, so they sent him to raid the other ship.
damn....they just cleaned that boat........
aargh..dumbass off the starboard bow
thats what you get for trying to be EXTREME MAN!
OWNED! OWNED! OWNED! OWNED! OWNED! OWNED! OWNED! BY BOAT THIS TIME...
would that still be considered a hit and run?
next time go motor boating the safe way (use thizzkid's mom) :D
i see the tooth fairy in this guys near future
i was just sitting there drinking my schlitz and a 120 lb. douchefish just jumped in my boat. good eating tonite.
Next on Shark Week.
i think he did it wrong
His husband probably works for the federal government.
douchefish, thats funny.
nice they acknowleged he got fucked up and was probably laying out there unconciuos but looked like they had absolutely no intention of going back for him
LOL Shimmery. ;)
does he get extra points for that?
^^^Nah this would be more like hit and fly, and then land I guess.
I always wanted to do this in my Walmart swimming pool.
He must have been a blind kite surfer. Since he clearly didn't see the 20 foot speedboat directly in front of him in time to I dunno.. maybe Let Go of the Kite?
stupid people attack once again.
what no boom wheres da boom?
Uhmmm...ALLSTATE...you ain't gonna believe this...
That bitch on the boat called out my name OUCH!
HA HA HA HA HAH HA HAR
that was so gay it prolly fucked jmann in the ass
gee...who woulda thought that there would be a boat in the water......hmmmm