Kite surfer slams into boat

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Greg J.
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I always wondered how those kite surfers managed to survive more than a couple seconds out on the water and obviously my suspicions are correct. They don't survive. Nobody is usually around to film them disappearing.

31 Comments
  • bboyjuaco August 29, 2008

    fuck yeah im 1st myspace/bboyjuaco

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  • alanakbar August 29, 2008

    They were out of beer, so they sent him to raid the other ship.

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  • dj_busta_nutt August 29, 2008

    damn....they just cleaned that boat........

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  • zpimpin1 August 29, 2008

    aargh..dumbass off the starboard bow

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  • jmann August 29, 2008

    thats what you get for trying to be EXTREME MAN!

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  • rareranking August 29, 2008

    OWNED! OWNED! OWNED! OWNED! OWNED! OWNED! OWNED! BY BOAT THIS TIME...

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  • twistatoe August 29, 2008

    would that still be considered a hit and run?

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  • twistofcain August 29, 2008

    next time go motor boating the safe way (use thizzkid's mom) :D

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  • chloe6 August 29, 2008

    Lol...

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  • jim-brownski August 29, 2008

    i see the tooth fairy in this guys near future

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  • zekesteroid August 29, 2008

    Stupid Idiot!

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  • shimmery315 August 29, 2008

    i was just sitting there drinking my schlitz and a 120 lb. douchefish just jumped in my boat. good eating tonite.

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  • judasz August 29, 2008

    Next on Shark Week.

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  • sirleefy August 29, 2008

    good.

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  • xxxismael August 29, 2008

    i think he did it wrong

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  • hatedogs August 29, 2008

    His husband probably works for the federal government.

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  • norcal29 August 29, 2008

    douchefish, thats funny.

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  • intellexicon August 29, 2008

    nice they acknowleged he got fucked up and was probably laying out there unconciuos but looked like they had absolutely no intention of going back for him

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  • thundermug August 29, 2008

    LOL Shimmery. ;)

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  • madbasturd August 29, 2008

    does he get extra points for that?

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  • jo53rock August 29, 2008

    ^^^Nah this would be more like hit and fly, and then land I guess.

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  • jo53rock August 29, 2008

    I always wanted to do this in my Walmart swimming pool.

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  • kasyr August 29, 2008

    haha

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  • sn0t666 August 29, 2008

    He must have been a blind kite surfer. Since he clearly didn't see the 20 foot speedboat directly in front of him in time to I dunno.. maybe Let Go of the Kite?

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  • gon_o_rea_drip August 29, 2008

    stupid people attack once again.

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  • thoward August 29, 2008

    what no boom wheres da boom?

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  • d90girl August 29, 2008

    Uhmmm...ALLSTATE...you ain't gonna believe this...

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  • ouch August 30, 2008

    That bitch on the boat called out my name OUCH!

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  • diesel91 August 30, 2008

    HA HA HA HA HAH HA HAR

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  • kc8yrk September 1, 2008

    that was so gay it prolly fucked jmann in the ass

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  • mjollnir September 2, 2008

    gee...who woulda thought that there would be a boat in the water......hmmmm

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