Losing a leg has to be one of the most painful things that could ever happen to a person. It's right up there with kidney stones, giving birth, and getting your genitals stuck in a zipper. Seriously those fucking zippers hurt.
he needs to stay away from hungry tourists.
hop it off
road side bomb?
get up your pussy you still have the other one
Ya know what kept that from hurting ...thats right not a fucking thing.
did you notice right at the end even through the agony, he reached down to check if his nutbag was still there....now that would have been REAL pain.......
give him some Coke and he will be OK, if there is not coke give Pepsi
Ouch! and Ouch!
Road side bomb? Well unles that guy was participating in the terrorist olympic games I don't see how you can relate that shit to a road side bomb.
that guy might have a bad memory, I usually lose the keys, my ID, my credit card but a leg? geeeeezz
That is awesome, he gets to wear a wooden leg now.
^^ I bet those tree fuckers will have something to wail about when they find out about it too ;)
Walk it off, Pussy.
now you can dress like a real pirate this halloween.
dip it in a bucket of alcohol that should do the trick.
walked a little to close to the coca fields looks like
dude we were like 5 minutes from your house anyway, why did we need to eat your leg?!
On the real when you lose a leg like that the pain aint that bad your in shock and lol you dont really feel it, i was told it feels like a you banged your knee on a table and it throbs really bad nothing more, the nerbs are gone they die rather quickly
No more ridn' motorcycles 4 you
what a fuckin wuss, kidney stones are WAAAAYYYYYYY more painful, but ya leg dont fall off
Someone stomp on his stump so he'll go into shock already.....geeeeez!
Just chop the other one off, no more limping!
ZIPPERS DON'T REALLY HURT THAT MUCH - THAT'S WHY JAY LIKES GETTING HIS DICK STUCK IN HIS ZIPPER - SO HE CAN TELL ABOUT IT AND GET SYMPATHY. RUMOR HAS IT JAY GOES AROUND, ASKING EVERYONE TO KISS HIS OWIEE.
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY - FROM NOW ON, THIS GUY CAN SAVE MONEY. A PAIR OF SOCKS WILL LAST TWICE AS LONG. HE ONLY NEEDS TO BUY HALF A PAIR OF SHOES!
Was a motorbike accident... in Brazil.
Who needs a turniquet when you've got a video camera?
stop crying at least you still got your dick
I lost my leg in a controlled setting (operating room) and it still hurt terribly. I can't imagine what this guy went through. Poor fellow.
This is the best way I can describe the pain. It felt to me like my leg had a hole in the bottom and someone put dry straw in it and was constantly moving the straw around. Sounds weird but that's what it felt like to me.
On the bright side,you cannot get to your destination of failure anymore.
he should be glad that was'nt his dick!
who the fuck wouldnt cry......
He Want be jacking off for a while he want enjoy
it for he be thinking about his leg and his wee
wee go limp.
Quick get the grill out we got some hamburgers to cook!!!
fuck the wooden leg. get fitted for a giant knife or a bat. that way no one fucks with you.
ah it's only a fleshwound
great another drain on sosiety this fucker in never going to work again and the goverment will forever support this lazy fuck :(
Will all you asshole semi-literate half witted idiots above this message stop trying so hard to be funny - you're not funny and never will be - just annoying, now shut the fuck up and get out of your parents basement and try to interact with the real world.
like the way his mates just stand there with the camera makes me think it might be a fake?? perhaps he lost his leg along time ago and what you can see is a paper towl drenched in tomato ketchup
well u kno he aint gonna two-step no more lol