I believe squirrels can fly

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Greg J.
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There are flying squirrels and then there are squirrels that fly with the help of inventive human beings. Someday the squirrel race will look back upon this moment and conclude the guy who made the catapult is a total asshole.

50 Comments
  • eazybeast September 8, 2008

    you're first

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  • whatadouche September 8, 2008

    1st

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  • shimmery315 September 8, 2008

    whoever thought up that is an evil genius.

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  • jmann September 8, 2008

    now all he needs is an aparatus above it with metal spikes pointing down

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  • thundermug September 8, 2008

    Oh my fucking God...I have tears in my eyes...that is AWESOME!!!! Only thing better is if it was set to "I believe I can fly" by R. Kelly.

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  • bigmanwalking September 8, 2008

    Reality tv for the kid in you. They can interrupt my regular scheduled programming with this anytime.

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  • lickadslit September 8, 2008

    Hang on Bullwinkle I think someone fucked with our flying machine.

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  • bigmanwalking September 8, 2008

    this reminds me of Rambo-First Blood. John set up all kinds of weird traps and shit for the towns-people to come fuck themselves up on.

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  • intellexicon September 8, 2008

    Too funny! oh and too much free time on their hands, but definitely funny

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  • chloe6 September 8, 2008

    La madre que lo parió...

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  • turkishniyazy September 8, 2008

    that would of been way cooler if the SQUIRREL landed on some landmine

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  • jo53rock September 8, 2008

    Chloe6 now you know what had happened to your dogs when you left them over the other day that you had to pick them up at the vet.

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  • chloe6 September 8, 2008

    O.O

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  • farmer September 8, 2008

    Up,Up and away.

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  • twistatoe September 8, 2008

    LOL!! that is so cool! Wonder if he got an A on that class project?? I give him props, I laughed! :)

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  • alanakbar September 8, 2008

    Launching animals into the air is an awsome pasttime. Fuck you, PETA.

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  • detroitleanin September 8, 2008

    That.....was cool

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  • sikamikanico69 September 8, 2008

    fucking cruel guys, i woulda just used a pellet gun, or stuck a m-80 up its ass, like any respectable fucking human being would do.

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 8, 2008

    I need one of these shits in my yard so those lil' fuckers don't eat everything on my pear tree.

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  • venomx September 8, 2008

    i think he lost a nut

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  • rareranking September 8, 2008

    on the real its coolie, but man i have a pet squirl if you do some shit like that, Someone should put you n a car and send it up the street at 125mph with now brakes and see how you react

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  • jsern86 September 8, 2008

    Thats kinda fuked up. no?

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  • d90girl September 8, 2008

    That was a FLYING SQUIRREL alright... hahaha

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  • wickedwithin September 8, 2008

    That right there's some entertainment!!!

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  • madbasturd September 8, 2008

    wheres hatedogs? he'd love this if it threw a few doggies downtown

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  • joecommonsense September 8, 2008

    hey, you just showed me something. that's the same thing as an explosion, without the fire. except its one dimensional. an explosion happens in all directions. what if you were to make a trap, or how many traps would it take to make a spring trap in all directions like an explosion? you couldn't make a spring trap like this, because the internal devices wouldn't fit. but if you could mathmatecialy, you would have an infinite of dimensions formula. i think it gets deeper than that, but i plan on leaving my day job.

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  • joecommonsense September 8, 2008

    oh yeah, thats funny as shit

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  • graveyard September 8, 2008

    I was waiting for him to grab the wire, and then just take off running away!

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  • crapmonkeyx42 September 8, 2008

    Punishment for being a nut-muncher.

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  • ouch September 8, 2008

    As an animal lover I have to say ASSHOLE, As a CrazyShit member I have to say that’s the funniest thing I seen all day, oh I’m so conflicted. Pass the bong please.

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  • unlimitdinches September 8, 2008

    now thats funny

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  • zekesteroid September 8, 2008

    Well put Ouch, now pass the bong...

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  • fetuswithaids September 8, 2008

    Would have been better if it was a person.

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  • joecommonsense September 8, 2008

    so far what i've puzzled together is that your sling starts out in the form of a sine wave in the negative position with stored energy. For some odd reason, when i did a Wiki search, i found infinite dimesional theory called Hilbert space which can be used to study the sine wave harmonics of vibrating strings. if you notice when the sling is released, it bounces back in forth in the form of a standing sine wave with decreasing thrusting energy that gets wasted. this is where theories start going different directions, but the plot here is to find a mathmatecal formula for a function of infinite dimensions for a force in one direction of infinite directions from one center. if the side ends were to release upon maximum thrust the sling ends would swing torward each other as opposite sine waves in a circular motion. there is no mathmatical formula for dimension unless Einstien had one because he included four dimensions in his relativity theory , y, x, t, and z, and Hilbert implies calculus functions in his infinitive dimension theories where calculus is the fundamental mathmatics of interlocking theories. calculus, i beleive, is three dimensional, geometry one dimensional, and algerbra two dimensional. Einstein theorized on a four dimensional theory, since he was a theorotician four dimensional mathmatics has not been realized yet. Since calculus deals with functions of infinity and limits, you can find the infinity of a dimension within the limits of its mass. If you got an A in calculus, you know calculus can find that theory.

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  • joecommonsense September 8, 2008

    so that's it, 'the infinity of a dimension within the limits of its mass' is what i was looking for.

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  • jmannn September 9, 2008

    if they made one of those that could shoot a gerbil up my ass, i would buy it

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  • cruiserman September 9, 2008

    I love it!!!

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  • dazzza September 9, 2008

    fast food at it's best

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  • dazzza September 9, 2008

    does that work with the jehovah's witnesses.

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  • dazzza September 9, 2008

    i can see the pub from here.

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  • conquerorcampi September 9, 2008

    A red neck didn't make it or the critter would of landed in a frying pan.

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  • briskman11 September 10, 2008

    You think it shit itself?? I did just from laughing!!

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  • briskman11 September 10, 2008

    You know NASA is just getting lazy now!! "We have lift off in T minus 5 4 3 2 1. Blast Off!!!" Next time tape a bottle rocket to his ass and send him into outerspace.

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  • fartculeze September 10, 2008

    I need an identical version for the little nut smugglin tree-rats that constantly vandalize my homes wood roof, & an extra large version for the goddamn juvenile niggers in my neigborhood who relentlessly fuck w/ my cars, I could bait em w/ blunts & KooLs.

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  • thoward September 11, 2008

    hay asshole puff puff pass It my way

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  • mouser September 11, 2008

    that was great :)

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  • midnightraver September 15, 2008

    This man must be ambushed and humiliated. No in Islam you dont get away with evil. We will find them. judge them, whereafter their punishment arrives. And when the punishment arrives dont tell me you did not know, so that you could go do good. Evrybody knows Islam today. So the war is only free publicity for me. Show pitty like they show pitty, punish them like they punish you. kill them like they want to kill you. Make them suffer and starve like they tried uppon you, make them your slaves like they made us slaves. rule them like they ruled us. When i was friendly and full of respect for the west calling for peace. They laugh in my face and kill my peaple, but when our bullets strike them continieusly day and night. They will respect us calling to us for peace. They will bow down to us. Then we say stand up and face the qiblah, bow down for Allah The Creator Of The Heavens And Earth. Next to Him is nobody worthy to be worshipped. If u worship the devil , then it is for me an obligation to vanquich the devils army. Nobody can kill the devil only Allah Ta'ala kan do so. And He never will kill the devil. His place is hell forever. Punishment forever. Listen if you have ears. (God gave you ears)

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  • djpyroman1 April 24, 2009

    LMAO!!!! I LOVE the sound effects. Especially the squirrel yelling.

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  • phreec May 3, 2009

    that's so MEAN! but LMFAO!!! i love the "bait" shooting out like little fireworks around the squirrel, from the slingshot POV...LOL!!!

    laugh of my day... ;))

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  • rockinron July 27, 2010

    t bad midnight raven didnt step into that thing. now tha would have been some funny shiot watching atowel head fl thru the air screaming alan akbar!!

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