The daily shit: Sumo Weed, Sausage Robbers, and Boston Sucks

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Greg J.
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A long weekend has provided us with enough shitty stories to fill up an entire episode of the world famous Daily Shit. We have stories of kidnappers and all types of shit that you shouldn't do except hate Boston so take a look and listen and get ready for the shit.

29 Comments
  • judasz September 8, 2008

    bout fucking time!

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  • joecommonsense September 8, 2008

    five hours late!

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  • joecommonsense September 8, 2008

    fuk you all you southeners look funny, talk funny, drink funny, and a bunch of assholes and your F150 takes up three lanes because of the side mirrors, o yeah, and Bret Farve....hahahahahahaha.

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  • bomba September 8, 2008

    well...I would have to say Boston does not suck...but it sucks about tom brady

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  • zpimpin1 September 8, 2008

    close bomba, the patriots cheated and still suck

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  • alanakbar September 8, 2008

    Hey, I gotta give Boston props for Samuel Adams. Word. TAMPA!!!! That's right, bitches, don't try to kidnap us!

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  • jim-brownski September 8, 2008

    hi fuck faces

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  • crapmonkeyx42 September 8, 2008

    Tampa's awesome!

    PS I love the music on this thing.....booty booty ~ chaka laka choko loko dee...

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  • ouch September 8, 2008

    You’re going home in the back of an ambulance, Or under one!

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  • crapmonkeyx42 September 8, 2008

    Can someone tell me the name of the song they use on these things? It's so funny!

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  • sleeko September 8, 2008

    Scott sucks infected dick!!!!

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  • bigbigjohnlee September 8, 2008

    WTF is up with Scotts hair? does he spray paint that shit on or what? if my hair-do was that bad I wouldnt even have hair! come-on Scott fix that shit will ya?!

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  • shimmery315 September 8, 2008

    Tom Brady is a twat and I hope his Giselle sprints out the door. Peyton is the man.

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  • crapmonkeyx42 September 8, 2008

    I think it's funny when they fuck up.....haha

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  • jmannn September 9, 2008

    but i love packing fudge

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  • jmannn September 9, 2008

    well......man fudge

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  • yikito September 9, 2008

    ^^^^Who da fuck dat???

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  • bigmanwalking September 9, 2008

    boston is a wonderful town for me to poop on. yes.

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  • bigmanwalking September 9, 2008

    scott rules. he threw the 8 inch sausage at froofroo after rubbing me down with spices.

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  • bigmanwalking September 9, 2008

    I got family in Tampa. They have a septic tank. No sewage eroding their limestone foundation shanty

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  • bigmanwalking September 9, 2008

    Speaking of korean dictators, I got blown by a korean woman once. She said my dictate good.

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  • sleeko September 9, 2008

    jmannn...Is it possible to be TOO gay?

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 9, 2008

    who gives a shit about these fucking sports.

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  • madbasturd September 9, 2008

    i got a DUMBASS IN THE NEWS for ya.... greg stating sumo wrestlers come from china.. its JAPAN you halfwit

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  • dreadlock September 9, 2008

    Scott WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR NECK ! ffs your face just blends into your chest its kinda fucked up, and whats with the red flushed face ? the human growth hormones giving you hot flashes? LEAVE THE ROIDS ALONE!

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  • radtech September 9, 2008

    FUCK YOU YOU STEAMING PILE OF FUCKING SHIT. I BET YOUR ONE ARMED GERBLE SLAMING BOYFREIND COULD QUARTERBACK THE PATS PAST THOSE FUCKING RETARDS YOU CHEER FOR EVERY YEAR. I HOPE YOU GET EBOLA YOU FUCK. AS FOR BEER YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST DEEPTHROATED A KEG YOU FUCKING HATER. SOXS RULE, PATS ARE WICKED AWSOME, AND I JUST SLAMMED A TWELVIE OF SAM ADAMS. FUCK YOU SCOTT.

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  • briskman11 September 10, 2008

    This shit is awesome!!!

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  • mjollnir September 10, 2008

    why is the skinny black guy reporting on sumo news....shouldn't the fat white guys do that....????

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  • mjollnir September 10, 2008

    apparently no plumbers live in egypt...what two things do plumbers know....shit rolls down hill and paydays on friday...

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