Parkour asshole smashes face into ground

ceezy
17,105 Views 8 years ago

Is there anything in the world dumber than parkour? If you don't know it's some fancy European word for ''I am a complete dickhead''. It also means they like to run around and do things that will ensure they get a concussion and no chicks. Which is ok because the last thing we need is those jerk offs breeding.

36 Comments
  • thundermug September 10, 2008

    Future gymnastic fag fails. Maybe it's because he wasn't wearing his majic spandex.

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  • buzzhawg September 10, 2008

    He just thought someone dropped a gumball on the ground and he wanted to eat it before someone else got to it.

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  • hoofmasterj September 10, 2008

    first

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  • hoofmasterj September 10, 2008

    im so shitty

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  • jmann September 10, 2008

    i give it a 3 1/2

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  • 2indastink September 10, 2008

    again again again.....i fucking missed it you little fuck face.

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  • chloe6 September 10, 2008

    I give him 8 stitches in his face.

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  • dj_busta_nutt September 10, 2008

    i only come on here to see chloes avatars......

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  • dougiestyle September 10, 2008

    I cant get an avatar< every picture i try and down load , It says pictures to big, and ive been down loading some small pics

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  • chloe6 September 10, 2008

    Resize it. 100x100.

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  • darkwestern September 10, 2008

    Gravity: 1 Parkour: 0

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  • lickadslit September 10, 2008

    All was going well until ya fucked up

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  • shimmery315 September 10, 2008

    even the kindergarteners are calling him a douchebag.

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  • thoward September 10, 2008

    HA HA what a retard

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  • twistofcain September 10, 2008

    well done i give you the special olympic gold.

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  • skull13 September 10, 2008

    9.7 on the face plant. Killer dismount!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 10, 2008

    nope ain't saying nothing.

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  • lonecapone September 10, 2008

    That doesnt look like any "parkour" shit,it looks like some moron tryin to do a flip and didnt tuck his legs!

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  • kanoka566 September 10, 2008

    **Hooooooooooooolyyy Shiiiiiiiiiiit**

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  • madbasturd September 10, 2008

    he was doing great, right up to the point were he got out of bed

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  • big_dane September 10, 2008

    COOL

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  • bucknuts September 10, 2008

    All right!!! well done, juss 15 more times and ya can call it a day

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  • fetuswithaids September 10, 2008

    It would've sucked even if he landed it.

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  • fartculeze September 10, 2008

    Man, those slipknot fans are fuckin crazy.

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  • ramafistfadge September 10, 2008

    dear diary dint get layed today...

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  • zekesteroid September 10, 2008

    failed!

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  • dallascowboys September 10, 2008

    this must be the guy from the handicap sex pictures right before he met his girlfriend.

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  • 19bambam91 September 10, 2008

    i dunno maybe this guy likes his food liquidized

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  • intellexicon September 10, 2008

    HHOOOOLLLLLYYYYYYY SSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTT!!!!! That's gonna be expensive replacing all 8 of your front teeth!!

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  • kasyr September 10, 2008

    well he wont win any medals

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  • skull13 September 11, 2008

    Two words, one gesture for you fartculeze

    & I'm not waving good-bye!! Slipknot fans ARE crazy not stupid!!!

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  • briskman11 September 11, 2008

    Only thing that makes this better is a bed of nails on the landing area.

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  • fartculeze September 11, 2008

    skull13 My bad.I forget sometimes that it's hard to convey sarcasm on the screen, perhaps instead I should have posted "Man, when those dicksucking gay assessed tone deaf ShIttYkNot 'FaggotS' get hopped up on winecoolers & PS3, they'll do just about anything to impress an 8yr. old boy in tight pants."

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  • megadeth September 11, 2008

    holy shit!

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  • mouser September 11, 2008

    failed is correct :)

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  • ephedrine September 12, 2008

    its not holy shit his face landed in its cow shit u fuckin tard aka manuer.

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