Biker cracks his head open on failed jump

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Greg J.
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When you were little all you needed was a piece of plywood and something to prop it up on to make the most badass ramp ever. Of course there was always that stupid kid with no co-ordination that would wreck and start crying like his parents didn't give him enough attention.

36 Comments
  • thundermug September 10, 2008

    Good thing he had his shirt off, otherwise he woulda looked like a dumbass.

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  • jmann September 10, 2008

    "he seems alright yea" hahahaha

    its never a good sign when your bleeding from the ears

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  • buzzhawg September 10, 2008

    LOL the handlebar raped his ear!!

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  • 2indastink September 10, 2008

    thats what happens when you ride a girls bike....you cock nose.

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  • chloe6 September 10, 2008

    That is what happens when you are a dumbass, that's all...

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  • dj_busta_nutt September 10, 2008

    i think he sustained a severe compound fracture of his hair.........

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  • mdk-uk September 10, 2008

    he will have a nose like a monkey dick now, fuckin hick

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  • alanakbar September 10, 2008

    I think the hair helped break his fall.

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  • dougiestyle September 10, 2008

    YEa dumb fuck almost broke his neck, lets all laugh!

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  • darkwestern September 10, 2008

    Keyword FAIL

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  • lickadslit September 10, 2008

    Like they say if it has tits or wheels sooner or later its going to give you problems.

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  • shimmery315 September 10, 2008

    no i'm not alright, i need a maxi pad.

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  • thoward September 10, 2008

    you need more housepower

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  • richonaids September 10, 2008

    WE NEVER GATHERED WHETHER HE WAS ALRIGHT OR NOT! i feel cheated

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  • twistofcain September 10, 2008

    thats what happens when you listen to icp.

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  • rareranking September 10, 2008

    The funny part is instead of calling the ambulance dude keeps asking are you ok, with all that blood everywhere, (HE'S NOT OK!)Like hes going to say yeappers im A Ok!

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  • skull13 September 10, 2008

    "Dude you auight?" "You ok?" Yeah man I'm fine my haed always starts gushing blood about this time everyday!!

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  • lonecapone September 10, 2008

    DUDE YOU ALRIGHT? DUDE YOU OK? HEY Cody you and your friends are inbred. Stop clogging up the genepool with your garbage! Do everyone a favor ...next time jump your bike off a cliff!

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 10, 2008

    quick!put a tampon and wrap it in gauze.good as new.

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  • asian_tsunami September 10, 2008

    hey stupid shit! he's not alright.

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  • feelingcreepy September 10, 2008

    good thing he landed on his head and it stopped it from the rest of his body from getting really hurt.

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  • spinal-tap September 10, 2008

    Poor God

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  • bucknuts September 10, 2008

    That one will never make it past pooberty

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  • fetuswithaids September 10, 2008

    He looks like a little jigga trying to sell some crack with them stupid braids.

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  • ramafistfadge September 10, 2008

    the white rasta bmx club was always the shittest club to be in?

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  • gettinhead September 10, 2008

    thats what happens when you wear that silly hair de..fag

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  • zekesteroid September 10, 2008

    I don't know who's more stupid: The dude on the bike or the dude behind the camera. The camra man asked *OMG, you're alright ain't-cha...* as blood is spurting from atop the kid's skull. Awww, NO he's NOT alright, you dipshit!!!

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  • joecommonsense September 10, 2008

    r u ok, r u ok r u ok, when you go from Cody to Sid Vicious in a flip of a second somethungs got to hurt.

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  • xxxismael September 10, 2008

    well he did got warned

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  • dirtysanchez September 10, 2008

    Nice caboose "shimmery"

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  • legalsizedlarg September 10, 2008

    At first I thought he was dumb, and I was right, but I also thought, what could be expected from him when he has such dumb friends who ask repeatedly are you OK when you are shaped like a question mark and your head sprung a leak.

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  • 19bambam91 September 10, 2008

    lucky for this guy the ground caught his fall just in time

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  • briskman11 September 11, 2008

    Bonus points for completing the front flip. Next time faster and higher!!!

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  • mouser September 11, 2008

    nice new red hair

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  • loserboyed September 11, 2008

    "What's this 'all right' you're talking about?

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  • joecommonsense September 11, 2008

    help cody out instead of asking if cody is alright. cody probably needs and ambulance man. before you do any tricks with big mouth friends, make them swear not to say your name.

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