How to lose your hearing 101

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Greg J.
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Of all the stupid things you can see in life there are a few that take a special place in history. Shooting a gun directly next to your ear is a great way to say ''whaaaat!'' well before you become old and retarded. Well maybe just old.

38 Comments
  • lickadslit September 16, 2008

    did you say something???

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  • theone00 September 16, 2008

    gay!!!

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  • theone00 September 16, 2008

    I mean come on...did he think about that?

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  • jmann September 16, 2008

    just shoot this moron in the face next time...

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  • turkishniyazy September 16, 2008

    toyota tercel

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  • turkishniyazy September 16, 2008

    where is my left ear

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  • bigmanwalking September 16, 2008

    Hey Dave, come over here let me stick my dick in ur eye. You get double disability from the government. fuckin' idiot ass, stupid bastard pieces of dog vomit.

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  • sleeko September 16, 2008

    It's not the sound that will make you deaf. It's the compression wave. Fuck'n moran..

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  • chloe6 September 16, 2008

    Can you see his ear drum flying around?

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  • zedex September 16, 2008

    My momma always said "stupid is as stupid does"

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  • bigmanwalking September 16, 2008

    chloe, loving the new avatar baby.

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  • judasz September 16, 2008

    That close and he STILL missed!?!?!?!!?

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  • conquerorcampi September 16, 2008

    Your ain is of dude a lil to the left.

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  • chloe6 September 16, 2008

    Thanks bigman. Pretty Monica Bellucci.

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  • jackhammer08 September 16, 2008

    yea. its fucktards like this that make ppl hate gunowners like myself. in oreder to b able to purchase a firearm some ppl shuld hafta take an iq test. if they fail, there shot on spot. no wonder other countries laf at us..........

    douchefucker.

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  • xxxismael September 16, 2008

    lol that shit scared me

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  • thoward September 16, 2008

    how the hell do you miss at that range

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  • buttplugg September 16, 2008

    """" WHAAAAT !""""

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  • psyrat September 16, 2008

    You guys are idiots for not seeing that this is FAKE!

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  • zekesteroid September 16, 2008

    sorry psyrat

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  • gon_o_rea_drip September 16, 2008

    time for the hearing aids.

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  • ouch September 16, 2008

    what a fucking idiot

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  • zpimpin1 September 16, 2008

    would have been great if the guy shooting the gun had sneezed

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  • gengar September 16, 2008

    bet you cant here a bullet goin past your ear ?? go on i dear you to try no balls ( less brains)

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  • seanyboy September 16, 2008

    HELLO...... WHAT WAS THAT? SAY THAT AGAIN! WHAT..... IN TINUTUS LANGUAGE " HAIL TO THE MOTHER FUCKING KING BABBBYY "

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  • intellexicon September 16, 2008

    It will never cease to amaze me( and slightly amuse me) when fuckers on here get rippin' on somebody telling them how fuckin' dumb they are and then spell 80% of the words wrong in their post, fuckin' morans.... just kidding, morons.

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  • spinal-tap September 16, 2008

    I wish he would shot him.

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  • shimmery315 September 16, 2008

    i hope he blew his eardrum.

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  • joecommonsense September 16, 2008

    next time you almost blow my computer speakers and ears i'm bannin ya, crazy shit.

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  • briskman11 September 17, 2008

    Ok next: Hold this ball of fire and tell me if its hot.

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  • unlimitdinches September 17, 2008

    dude you missed ... aim to the left next time

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  • diesel91 September 17, 2008

    You can hear a bullet go past your ear, but then you never hear again.

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  • lakers4lyfe September 18, 2008

    Ladies and Gentlemen...I give you, Deaf Slut 2: Total Ear-gasm!! LOL

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  • rustspot September 18, 2008

    how did he miss. his head was right there

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  • skippyd September 19, 2008

    one ear bleed comin up

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  • thespider January 20, 2010

    You guys are awesome!Love the comments!Funny as hell!That dudes a certefied moron!

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  • imacumonyou February 25, 2010

    why does God make people this stupid?

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  • dumb_spooks February 25, 2010

    only thing wrong is a real bullet going through his head, what a dumb fuck.

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