Unicyclist pays the price in ribs

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Greg J.
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As if it weren't embarrassing enough that you are riding a unicycle. Now you have to go and fall off of it! Hilarious. That's almost like being homeless AND shitting your pants. I think...

39 Comments
  • fidelcastro October 11, 2008

    hahaha im so glad that happened, why didnt he hit his balls so he wont produce any retards like him?

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  • 2indastink October 11, 2008

    The unicycle's history began before the invention of the bicycle. The Comte De Gaye first developed unicycles during the late 18th century. His device, called a celerifere, was a wooden horse that had two wheels joined by a wooden beam. Germany's Baron von Drais improved the design by adding a steering mechanism, introducing his Draisienne or "Hobby Horse" in 1818. Kirkpatrick Macmillan, a Scottish blacksmith, added cranks and pedals to the rear wheel in 1839, and called it the Velocipede. The first mass-produced riding machine, the Michaux Velocipede, was designed in 1863. In 1866, James Starley developed the penny-farthing, a bicycle with a very large front wheel and a small rear wheel.

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  • warrior October 11, 2008

    I think he hit his balls so hard that They got pushed up inside him and now he has a MANGINA!

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  • rc2james October 11, 2008

    Maybe he got the set post up his ass?

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  • boneyak October 11, 2008

    He started screaming before he even left the starting point. I'll call bulsit on this one.

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  • boneyak October 11, 2008

    *bullshit* even

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  • bomba October 11, 2008

    hahaha his feet are moving so fast

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  • slaytanic454 October 11, 2008

    Uhh, did the camera man fall over too...?

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  • dirtysanchez October 11, 2008

    there was nothing good gonna come outa trying to jump anything on a unicycle

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  • briskman11 October 11, 2008

    I see the problem here...youre a fucking retard!!! Get a real bike and a job!!!

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  • feelingcreepy October 11, 2008

    HAHAHA..did you hear his friend 'are you alright?' as his friend is screaming in pain

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  • zpimpin1 October 11, 2008

    man he really launched of that ramp, at least like 5 or 6 inches.

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  • shimmery315 October 11, 2008

    now eat some fire.

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  • zpimpin1 October 11, 2008

    I would say the seat went more than 5or 6 inches in his ass

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  • briandee October 11, 2008

    Poor guy couldnt afford a whole bike for the jump !!

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  • joecommonsense October 11, 2008

    McDonalds needs multitalented daredevils just like you.

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  • rareranking October 11, 2008

    How can you be that dumb that you do not realize that the seat was going to go up your nuts and cause some serious damage (Only White People)do shit like that lol

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  • madbasturd October 11, 2008

    i prefer my ribs with bbq sauce on them, not with a unicycle stuck thro them

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  • 420420 October 11, 2008

    i think the best part was hearing him scream in slowmo great timeing a comic genius!!

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  • tidus October 11, 2008

    When a person screams why do people always ask the most stupid questions? "Are you all right?"

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  • darkwestern October 11, 2008

    "Are you alright?" He says in reply to terrible screaming.

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  • spinal-tap October 11, 2008

    Thats me screaming when i take a shit in the morning.

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  • bucknuts October 11, 2008

    You got a what? stuck up yer ass?

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  • ramafistfadge October 11, 2008

    hey wow calm down?! why is he screamin like he's seen a ghost or sommat? jeez easy tiger!

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  • skippyd October 12, 2008

    i like to turn the volume right up on that one.

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  • tomask October 12, 2008

    A

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  • tomjerry October 12, 2008

    that gotta hurt ooouchhhh !!! i think doublehurt balls and rips

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  • mouser October 12, 2008

    damn not ball and you cant breathe :(

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  • dazzza October 12, 2008

    eunochs rule

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  • redcalx October 12, 2008

    he could get a job in hollywood with a fucking scream like that

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  • gofuckyourself October 12, 2008

    That's great just great plus you won't be needing those anyway your so dumb it's dangerous.

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  • unlimitdinches October 13, 2008

    if your dumbass cant make the landing on a bike with two wheels what makes u think you can make it with one wheel ... you got what you deserve

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  • mfaymidas October 13, 2008

    What a nutjob!!!!Muhahaha!!!

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  • marsape October 14, 2008

    Patient; I've got a unicycle seat stuck up my arse, can you possibly help me with it.

    Doctor; Ummmm...sorry son, but i'm having lunch with the mayor, you'll have to wait untill tomorrow

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  • marsape October 14, 2008

    and to add, would you fuck heads please stop taking up hospital beds, drippy arse grand parents are in desperate need of a place to die, fucking inconsiderate young hoons

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  • 1eyed1derworm October 14, 2008

    so fake lol.. pussy starts yelling before he even hits the ground. i got a hardcore trick unicycle like that for offroad and its fun as hell. i also have enough common sence to not jump 6 foot ledges

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  • seanyboy October 16, 2008

    You aye at the circus now ya freak!

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  • hxcktm January 3, 2009

    he was screaming before he even hit the ground

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  • airsporter December 22, 2015

    Math 101 you dumcunt!

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